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FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Oh hell yes. It is on.

nbcnews.com/…/taylor-swift-endorses-kamala-harris…

peopleproblems ,

Ah, we’re in the endgame now.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Trump on what to do to fight climate change: “They lost 10,000 manufacturing jobs this last month. They’re building auto plants owned by China in Mexico and they think they can sell their cars in the U.S. because of these people. We’ll put tarriffs on those cars so they don’t enter the country because it will kill any auto worker. What they have done to business and manufacturing is horrible. Biden doesn’t go after people because China paid him millions of dollars. Him and his son. Ukraine gave him money. All these countries give him money. Why is he so loyal to Ukraine? The wife of the mayor of Moscow gave him money!”

Yes, he asked why Biden is so loyal to Ukraine.

SnotFlickerman , (edited )
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

That such an absolute dumbfuck has a chance to become President (again no less for fucks sake!) is a god damned indictment on our system.

ConHoliousDonFrankle ,

This

More than anything, I’m embarrassed as an American that shit has gone this far, and we have to listen to Coherent Cathy for a third election.

HottieAutie ,

Biden is loyal to Ukraine because the wife of the mayor of Moscow gave gim money. The wife of the mayor of the capital city of the country that invaded Ukraine gave Biden money for him to use the US government support Ukraine against Russia. Makes perfect sense 👌

barsquid ,

Needs a fact check that Donald received millions from China.

scytale ,

They’ll execute the baby. lmfao

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

He’s been trying to convince people of that one for months now. I don’t even think most Republicans buy it.

HubertManne ,

just posted a similar one. wow. just wow.

gnomesaiyan ,
@gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world avatar

“like a 4chan post came to life” -Jake Tapper, CNN

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Trump closing statement: “She said she’s going to do lots of wonderful things. Why hasn’t she done it yet? They’ve had 3 1/2 years to fix the border and create jobs. Why hasn’t she done it? She should go down to the beautiful White House and to the Capitol and get them all together, but you won’t do it, because you want to do things that Americans don’t want like no fossil fuels. Germany tried and now they’re back to how they used to be. But I need to ask a simple question: why didn’t she do it? We’re a failing nation. They’re laughing at us. I know world leaders very well. They come to see me and call me and tell me. We don’t know what’s going on. We have wars going on in the middle east and in Ukraine and we’ll have nuclear war. I rebuilt our entire military. She gave a lot of it away to the Taliban. What these people have done to our country- the worst part is they let millions of criminals into our country. They are destroying the country. The worst president and the worst vice president in the history of our country.”

Ho-lee fuck.

xmunk ,

She didn’t do anything because she’s not the fucking President.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Earlier in the debate, she said that she is Joe Biden. Like he literally said that. So maybe he thinks she can?

LiveFreeDie8 ,

Maybe it’s like the time he claimed she was always Indian then one day changed to be black.

He was always Joe Biden then one day he made a change and says she is Kamala now.

whoisearth ,
@whoisearth@lemmy.ca avatar

Dude I literally spit out my cat when I heard him railing off there.

baronvonj ,
@baronvonj@lemmy.world avatar

We found the Haitian!

AdrianTheFrog ,
@AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world avatar

gpt-2 could do a better job lol

ok, maybe the gpt-2 one is a bit incoherent, it was from five years ago though

The following is a closing speech in a debate against Kamala Harris by the Republican Donald Trump. "She said she’s going to do lots of wonderful things. Why hasn’t she done it yet? They’ve had 3 1/2 years to fix the border and create jobs. So they do it all the time and when you get down there and you get on the roads and people go, “Well, if you do it in Arizona, it’s not a ____ deal,” it’s no deal," they do it because I really don‴t know if they‴re any better than they are now. I don‴t know what kind of country that would be. So the point is when you say she is going to do it, it has been almost 3 1/2 years, we have lost a job and we have to do it. ____, they have all the money and the wall and they have to pay for it by cutting out millions of jobs. And what happened to us was the problem. These are the people who came over from South America and come here, and we didn’t have the money or the will to do it. Now we are doing this all the time. We don‴t have the economic opportunity to make more money with less taxes. What I mean by that is we have to fix the problem. ____, they haven‴t been doing it. ____, they have spent a lot of money on their projects and they don‴t have the financial means ____ to do that. So it is just a failure on a national level. We got the money, we will go ahead and do it if there are opportunities. But we did not do it because of ____. I mean, we have not got any jobs, no jobs in the United States, no jobs in the world.

Honestly I could imagine Trump saying this

banshee ,

His brain cells don’t talk to each other much do they?

ininewcrow ,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

This is too stupid for me … I turned if off and will just watch the highlights tomorrow

And this is supposed to be a contest for leadership of the most powerful, most developed, most modern nation in the world?

The worst part of all this is that everyone on the planet will be affected by what Americans will decide on … and that is an absolutely scary idea.

tal , (edited )
@tal@lemmy.today avatar

I remember Family Guy poking fun at the presidential debates with Bush about two decades back.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rm3d43HLyTI

I feel like things have tended to head downhill since then.

rusticus ,

Harris was fantastic though

reddig33 ,

ABC is just letting Trump ramble now.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Yes. And I love it.

xmunk , (edited )

Strong disagree, ABC has done an excellent job at refuting his most brazen lies.

twistypencil , (edited )

They let him respond, but then make Harris talk about something else… Journalists are already reporting that they have given him 30% more time, up to nine minutes more so far

xmunk ,

Yea… I stand by my statement from earlier in the debate but in the last ten minutes or so they seriously dropped the fucking ball - especially trying to cut off Harris when she tried to respond to bullshit Trump said when he stole time himself.

rusticus ,

Yeah but how many of those minutes were spent in the English language on planet Earth?

Zerlyna , (edited )
@Zerlyna@lemmy.world avatar

We’ve been waiting 8 years for a better plan from you. “Concepts” OMG

Omegamanthethird ,
@Omegamanthethird@lemmy.world avatar

I remember him going on a rant and accidentally describing single payer healthcare and then never mentioned it again.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Oh thank god, closing statements. My fingers are getting tired.

SnotFlickerman ,
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

o7

HubertManne ,

I don't know how you did it man. Those paragraphs looked word for word to me. not my half assed paraphrasing mixed with my own giggling commentary.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I type ~90 wpm. That helps. But also I used to have to do this sort of quick text summarizing with what people say when I worked a survey job back in the 90s and I guess it never left me.

barkingspiders ,

Well we certainly appreciate it, thank you for your service tonight

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

No problem. I was having a blast.

xmunk ,
  • cracks whip * Back in the mines!
FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, master!

xmunk ,

(Thanks for your hard work btw, great write ups!)

Zerlyna ,
@Zerlyna@lemmy.world avatar

You did a great job, thank you.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Trump on his healthcare plan: “Obamacare was lousy healthcare and always was and if we come up with something, and we are, we will replace it. I inherited Obamacare because Democrats wouldn’t vote to change it. If they did, we’d have a better plan than Obamacare. I had a choice as president whether or not to let it rot and I decided to tell my top people- I had very good people- some bad ones. They don’t get rid of their bad ones. I had a choice to make: do I save it and make it as good as it can be or let it rot? And I saved it and it was the right thing and it will never be great and it is too expensive. We are looking into other plans. If we can come up with a better plan, we would replace Obamacare.”

Moderator: “Do you have a plan?”

Trump: “I have concepts of a plan. I’m not president right now. If it’s cheaper, I’ll do it. We have options. You’ll be hearing about it soon.”

SeaJ ,

It’s been a few years since he promised to show his plan in “two weeks.”

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Right after infrastructure week.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

He literally said “I have concepts of a plan.”

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Trump after Harris once again giving a rebuttal full of policy points: “She made a mistake. John McCain fought Obamacare but it wasn’t just him. All the Democrats kept it going. We can do much better. Much less money. She won’t improve private insurance for people. People work hard. She wants everyone to be on government insurance where you wait six months for an operation.”

Boozilla ,
@Boozilla@lemmy.world avatar

“The dog ate my homework and then one of THOSE PEOPLE ate the dog.”

boogetyboo ,
@boogetyboo@aussie.zone avatar

No, no, the immigrants are eating the dogs, didn’t you know? He saw it on TV

PlasticExistence ,

Is that why dogs taste like trigonometry?

HubertManne ,

just to be clear. trump currently does not know who is president of the US.

HubertManne ,

now their eating the pets

Easyreever , (edited )

What the actual fuck was that? Did he actually just say that!!!

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Yes. They’ve been pushing this crazy racist lie that Haitians in Ohio are eating people’s pets.

LifeInMultipleChoice ,

My spouse was looking into it and apparently it stems from an American citizen who did something to their own dog. So they are trying to spin some crazy citizen as being done by the people he uses to rile up the racist voters.

wjrii , (edited )

Dana Bash from CNN actually stating what should be obvious. Paraphrasing:

We’re covering this because it’s racist. We’re talking about memes that say people of color will eat your pets. That’s racism.

smokebuddy , (edited )

it’s also another time he might be mistaking an episode of King of the Hill for real life, like the low-flow toilet flushing… after all he did say “he saw people on TV” talking about it

HottieAutie ,

Wtf was that rant about Biden selling the country to Ukraine?? lol

aseriesoftubes ,

More conspiracy theory bullshit about Hunter Biden.

tal , (edited )
@tal@lemmy.today avatar

In an unexpected and geopolitically-disruptive turn of events, the United States of America became the 25th oblast. American policy on short-range ballistic missile use against strategic targets in Russia is anticipated to significantly change in the near future.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Nice. Harris: “World leaders laugh at you including military people I’ve talked to who work with you.” (Again, a paraphrase.)

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Trump: “Viktor Orban is a tough person and smart. They said why is the whole world blowing up? It wasn’t 3 years ago. Orban said it’s because China and North Korea and Russia were afraid of Trump. I ended the Nord Stream II pipeline but Biden put it back. He ended the XL pipeline but let the Russians do that. Viktor Orban said the most respected most feared person was Trump and we had no problems when he was president. Biden got millions of votes and they threw her out of office. Here’s a secret: he hates her. She got zero votes.”

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