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FlyingSquid ,
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They say every, but no one’s checked mine yet.

zout ,

Not even in the Mayo clinic?

FlyingSquid ,
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They stayed above the waist.

zout ,

Fair enough, how are you doing now? Any word out from them yet?

FlyingSquid ,
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We’re looking into intensive therapy programs at the moment. Hopefully we’ll find something by the end of the week, but we had to wait until my daughter’s school year was over.

zout ,

For what it's worth, I hope they find something to get you well again.

FlyingSquid ,
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Thanks, me too!

dditty ,

Ah man, sorry to hear you are in the midst of a health issue Flying Squid! Wishing you a full recovery. Lemmy wouldn’t be the same without you!

FlyingSquid ,
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Thank you!

Pretzilla ,

They’re calling but Dr. Ham on 3 so hold the Mayo

Iheartcheese ,
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You are a heavy sleeper.

FlyingSquid ,
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Is it too much to ask for them to wait until I’m awake until they play with my balls?

Iheartcheese ,
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Prude

FlyingSquid ,
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I just don’t see what I get out of it. Other than microplastics in my balls.

metaStatic ,

microplastics are their own reward

alquicksilver ,
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How do you think they get the microplastics in your balls in the first place? Can’t have you knowing.

FlyingSquid ,
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If I knew, I might have let them put some extra in for good luck!

moody ,

They said “every testicle in study.”

Yours were not in the study.

FlyingSquid ,
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Can you prove it?

dodgy_bagel ,

yes.

Empricorn ,

Fine. Please urinate into a coffee mug. Someone will be by soon to collect the sample…

dubyakay ,

Pee is stored in the balls.

Chivera ,

As far as you know.

GJdan , (edited )

Every tested testi. Testis of non-testee testi’d are not tested.

01101000_01101001 ,

So the pee isn’t stored in the balls, but the microplastics are

catloaf ,

There’s microplastics in your urine too.

Rezbit ,
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Wait so microplastics in one ball, pee in the other?

Viking_Hippie ,

Sometimes they switch places to keep you guessing

variants ,

The micro pees are in the micro P’s

Sir_Kevin ,
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So is RoundUp according to an article I read a few days ago.

rob_t_firefly ,
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PVC is stored in the balls.

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