ChaoticNeutralCzech , 3 months ago

There is another country that would not exist if high Chile consumption was a real thing.

This is real title gore, the sentence structure barely makes sense too. Unwinding the journalistic word order and even correcting for the missing word “report” and the chilli misspelling, it basically says

Autopsy was conducted on a teen who had a tortilla, and it[s report] says: “He died of high chil[li] consumption and had a heart defect.”

The logic is technically correct but the following bizzare statements are suggested (not implied):

• If you are a teen and eat a tortilla, a doctor may decide you need an autopsy. Prevention first, amirite?
• The cause of death of the teen in question was high chilli consumption, which caused a heart defect, and subsequently the autopsy, either of which alone would be enough to kill him.