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Algaroth , in Australian government hands out PVC pipe for tourists to beat off dingo attacks. "Dingo sticks"

Let’s not go to Australia. 'Tis a silly place.

Piecemakers3Dprints ,
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I mean, they lost to emus last time and they brought gatling guns to that fight. Now, they’re handing out plastic pipes against dingos? How is that “learning from past mistakes”? 🤦🏼‍♂️

Pons_Aelius ,

How is that “learning from past mistakes”?

They learnt that unloading a machine gun at long range at a bunch of birds that at run at 45k was a useless idea.

So the swap to a melee weapon load out (however crap it is) could be seen as learning from past mistakes.

Algaroth ,

But it’s such a bad weapon. A cardboard tube might be the only thing worse. A child with a fork can do more damage than PVC pipe.

Pons_Aelius ,

If you can't hit a dingo on the nose hard enough to make it fuck off with a short length of PVC, you would likely end up hurting yourself trying to wield anything sharp and pointy.

Algaroth ,

True. I’m just saying, PVC pipe wouldn’t stop an angry house cat.

stopthatgirl7 ,
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Although isn’t it less to hurt them and more to deter them? You want them to leave you alone, not potentially injured badly to end up suffering or dead in the wild.

Algaroth ,

I think this is a response to the woman jogging that was nearly killed by 4 dingos. I doubt a PVC pipe would help against 4 dingos let alone one. An attacking dog is hard to fight off so I would imagine a dingo is no easier.

stopthatgirl7 ,
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Yeah, but dingoes are classified as Vulnerable, which is one step above Endangered. They might not want to risk people hurting them when the goal is to get them to leave you alone or hold them off until help arrives.

Algaroth ,

I get what you’re saying. I just don’t think a PVC pipe would make a difference.

stopthatgirl7 ,
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I figure, it’s better than nothing. The force behind a good swing is stronger than one might think, too. Some folks would be completely useless if attacked, mind, but some will get some good hard whacks in because of adrenaline.

Algaroth ,

Maybe you’re supposed to play it like a didgeridoo and scare them off that way.

Aliendelarge ,

Unless the difference is not harming the dingo.

Algaroth ,

Right. But, as I pointed out earlier, dingoes nearly killed a woman just yesterday. They might not be showing you the same courtesy.

AnonymousLlama ,
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Emus are fierce fighters tho! Can close the gap quickly

MuThyme ,

We also lost at biological warfare against rabbits, we aren’t good at this stuff

Piecemakers3Dprints ,
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Wait. I genuinely thought that was just a metaphor for the historical massacre and subjugation of the indigenous people. Rabbits beat the Aussies, too?

MuThyme ,

Yeah, we spent ages getting a rabbit only virus ready, and accidentally released it way too early. So a bunch of rabbits died, and the ones that lived had children that were immune enough to live.

Or something like that, it’s been a while since I’ve read about it.

Piecemakers3Dprints ,
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IIRC, that was the premise for the TMNT setting in a post-apoc down under for the RPG back in the 90s. 🤣🤘🏼

b1_ , (edited ) in Trump stole Israeli artifacts from White House
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Someone should just start putting out fake Trump articles with super-weird headlines and no-one would notice - anything is plausible with this guy.

  1. 'Trump stole Israeli artifacts from White House'
  2. ‘Trump admits that he expects servicemen to be rapists’
  3. 'Trump kicked a child in the face while campaigning in Iowa.'
  4. ‘Donald Trump just literally made the Republican race about his penis’
  5. 'Donald Trump likes rough sex with prostitutes who only have one leg.'
  6. 'Trump visited church before election day and walked out with a wooden pew under his arm and a gold alter crucifix concealed in his jacket.'
  7. 'Trump was spotted Thursday cartwheeling down Santa Monica beach in a mankini.'
  8. 'Trump just called Hillary Clinton Beelzubub, the eater of souls.'
  9. 'Donald Trump stole classified documents, stored them in his bathroom in Mar-a-Lago, then sent copies via bike courier to the Russian and Saudi embassies for a cash exchange of $2 million per page.'
  10. 'Donald Trump seen naked at 3am in Central Park humping a chihuahua.'

Challenge: 50% of these headlines are real, can you spot which ones?

Viking_Hippie ,

1, 3, 4, 8 and 9?

b1_ ,
@b1_@kbin.social avatar

Close, but still good enough for second prize. Good effort.

You win a life-sized cardboard cutout of Donald Trump with touch activated audio loops of all his most memorable Presidential quotes, such as: “And yet I’ve gone decades, decades without a war. The first president to do it for that long a period.”, and “I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn’t lose any voters, OK? It’s, like, incredible.” and “Despite the constant negative press covfefe”. Look for it in the mail.

skullone ,

Definitely 10

clockwork_octopus ,

1, 2, 4, 8, and 9.

3, 6, and 7 require too much physical ability to be true. 5 and 10 are both plausible, but I doubt they’d be a headline.

b1_ ,
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Winner! Well done. You win a Trump Prize Pack containing a signed MAGA hat, a pack of Trump NFT cards, a genuine Trump tupee with pre-combed slick back and sides, a framed copy of his love letter to Kim Jong Un the North Korean dictator, and a McDonalds voucher for a years supply of cheese burgers. Look for it in the mail.

fearout ,
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I assume “trump’s nft cards pack” is just a pack of low-quality printed cards that simply say “nft” somewhere on them? :)

clockwork_octopus ,

Um, th-thanks, I guess…?

The love letter would be interesting to see, as would the nft cards, but maybe I can auction the rest. Lol

gravitas_deficiency ,

Congratulations, here’s your lemmy lemon! 🍋

imPastaSyndrome ,

🤔 I want to make lemon bars out of that

clockwork_octopus ,

Finally, a prize I can use!!

I’m just glad I didn’t win a lemon party.

gravitas_deficiency ,

🍋 🎉 💦 😩 🥵

stringere ,

Never too late!

prole ,

Someone should just start putting out fake Trump articles with super-weird headlines and no-one would notice

That’s exactly what we need, more fake news.

4am ,
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Maybe someone could take over that weird network of fake local news sites that exist to push right-wing agitative propaganda and instead push fake trump headlines

mojo , in Elon Musk says he knows the age of the universe. Disputes existence of dark matter as "sketch"

“The irreverent tech CEO also chimed in on another topic that’s arguably far outside of his wheelhouse”

This article said it much better then I could lol.

fossilesque , in Elon Musk says he knows the age of the universe. Disputes existence of dark matter as "sketch"
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I wish we didn’t give this person the attention he desperately craves.

nei7jc , in Trump stole Israeli artifacts from White House
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Here’s a headline:

“Cheeto guy commits felony, others suffer as a result.”

Now that’s a headline no one expects!

/s

tourist , in Trump stole Israeli artifacts from White House
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actual batman villain

killall-q , (edited )
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The Hamburglar?

theragu40 ,

The writing for Batman villains isn’t this shallow, tbh.

kescusay ,
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The Joker: “I may be a literal deranged clown with an obsession for a guy in a bat suit, but even I’m not as cartoonish as this Trump guy.”

neoman4426 ,

Reminds me of the time a version of him refused to work with and tried to kill a version of Red Skull when he found out the dude was an actual Nazi rather than just cosplaying one. "I may be a criminal lunatic, but I am an American criminal lunatic". Which is an interesting take, dude's a sometimes omnicidal maniac who has on multiple occasions tried to destroy all of reality, but at least he's equal opportunity about it and it isn't for racist reasons.

Doug ,

Even the Joker knows racism isn’t funny

xkforce ,

Nah… most of batman’s villains have PhDs. Trump is like if a saturday cartoon villain had an unfortunate accident with an ice pick and lost 100 iq pts.

FlyingSquid ,
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lemmyshmemmy , in In-N-Out bans mask wearing for employees in some states

Ahhhh a good ol’ mask fight. It’s been ~~too long ~~not nearly looking enough

altima_neo , in Trump stole Israeli artifacts from White House
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lol of course he fucking would. The dudes all about getting that clout with his buddies he invites over.

DogMuffins ,

IKR. It’s incorrigible, but it’s 100% on-brand. Ask anyone, “do you think Trump would steal ancient israeli artifacts from the whitehouse?”. Absolutely yes, that is exactly what Trump would do given the opportunity.

That said, I don’t feel very sorry for the Israeli’s, they were just trying to suck up, Trump reciprocated with some incendiary statements in support of Israel IIRC, so it just sucks to be them really.

Vorticity ,

The lamps were lent to the white house in 2019, before Trump took office.

EpsilonVonVehron , (edited )
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” The lamps were lent to the white house in 2019, before Trump took office.

What? He took office in January 2017.

ISRAEL LENT SEVERAL antiquities to the White House in 2019, including ancient clay lamps for a White House Hanukkah event. Unfortunately, Donald Trump was president at the time, which means the artifacts are now at Mar-a-Lago, and Israel can’t figure out how to get them back, Haaretz reported on Tuesday.

InverseParallax ,

Don’t, just don’t engage, you’ll end up arguing why trump couldn’t have written the constitution while single handedly defeating the nazis who weren’t actually that bad, just misunderstood.

Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past.

Just change anti-semite in this case to whatever the fuck redhats are now.

Vorticity , (edited )

Wow, I made a dumb, tired mistake regarding the year that Trump took office and now I’m an anti-semite? I don’t see how you can even make that leap, even though the subject had to do with Iseael. I wasn’t defending him, in fact, my mistaken comment was intended to point out that his actions were even worse.

I’m not a Trumper and am certainly not an anti-semite. Don’t throw around accusations like that so casually. It’s dangerous for many reasons.

InverseParallax ,

That is a quote by sartre about the use of nonsense in arguments, hence my footnote.

If you made an honest mistake, I apologize, but please tell me honestly you haven’t seen people make similar false arguments on purpose.

Vorticity ,

All I’m trying to say is that you should be more careful with throwing out accusations of racism. I have seen people make nonsense arguments in bad faith, yes, but I generally try to refute their point rather than label them as racist without some kind of evidence. I prefer to assume that people are mistaken rather than malicious bigots until proven otherwise.

I appreciate that anti-semitism is a legitimate problem, but calling people anti-semites over so little dilutes your arguments for when you actually do encounter one. It’s similar to conservatives calling anyone they disagree with “woke”. Overuse of the term makes it less impactful when you actually encounter someone who deserves to be labeled an anti-semite. It also “proves” to conservatives that the “left” just throws around names and labels without justification and makes it more difficult to have a reasonable discussion.

Just be more careful with tossing out loaded terms until you have something more definitive than a single mistaken sentence. It only feeds the division and does nothing to solve the current problems.

Vorticity ,

Shit, yeah, I must have been tired and have heard too much about 2020 lately. I’m dumb…

Viking_Hippie ,

2019, before Trump took office

Trump took office* in January of 2017…

*more like stole office, which is very on-brand for him

Vorticity ,

Ugh, I guess I was a little tired and have heard too much about 2020 lately…

Viking_Hippie ,

Perfectly understandable lol

randon31415 ,

No, Trump ‘took office’ in 2020. He took it all to Mar-a-Lago.

DogMuffins ,

Oh, when did trump take office ?

Vorticity ,

Shit… I guess I was a little tired. Too much heating about 2020…

JJROKCZ , in In-N-Out bans mask wearing for employees in some states

I’m sure this won’t backfire

Ferris , in Trump stole Israeli artifacts from White House
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ow that paywall

Chozo ,
EpsilonVonVehron , (edited )
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I gotcha,..

ISRAEL LENT SEVERAL antiquities to the White House in 2019, including ancient clay lamps for a White House Hanukkah event. Unfortunately, Donald Trump was president at the time, which means the artifacts are now at Mar-a-Lago, and Israel can’t figure out how to get them back, Haaretz reported on Tuesday.
The artifacts were only supposed to be in Washington, D.C., for a few weeks. Israel Hasson, then the director of the Israeli Antiquities Authority, told Haaretz that because they are so valuable, he wanted someone to pick them up instead of having them shipped overseas. The pandemic derailed these plans, and the artifacts remained in the White House. Israeli authorities learned several months ago that they wound up at Mar-a-Lago.
Eli Eskozido, who took over for Hasson at the Israeli Antiquities Authority, has solicited the help of the Israeli government and Trump’s former U.S. ambassador to the nation in his efforts to retrieve the artifacts — to no avail.
Somehow, the former president stealing ancient Israeli artifacts isn’t surprising. Trump all but ransacked the White House on his way out of office, most notably absconding with hundreds of classified documents. Trump was criminally indicted for his handling of the documents in June, and yet still thinks he’s entitled to the sensitive material. Rolling Stone reported late last month that he was demanding his lawyers figure out how to get “my documents” back after the government retrieved them, even as it became clear he would be indicted for hoarding them.

MrMonkey , in In-N-Out bans mask wearing for employees in some states

!news is fucking worse than /r/politics. The echo in here is so damn loud I can’t hear anything else.

bloopinator ,

Yeah if there is one thing about Reddit I wish wouldn’t carry over to Lemmy, it’s the political bias that’s completely disconnected from reality.

If you are legitimately upset over a company saying their employees can’t wear face masks, you’re in the minority. Most Americans don’t give a shit and have bigger things to worry about than mask policies in 2023.

gooeyglob ,
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Funny how “muh freedom” means you should be able to not wear a mask, but others should be disallowed from wearing masks, even if they have actual safety or health concerns. Very consistent.

bloopinator ,

Funny how the same people who said “Private companies can do whatever they want” back in 2020 when people were upset about mask requirements are now losing their shit because a private company said their employees can’t wear masks.

A certain subset of people on the internet wants to die on the hill of masks like they’re almost upset that it’s no longer 2020 or something. Seriously go outside, touch grass, see that nobody gives a shit about masks in the real world.

tallwookie , in In-N-Out bans mask wearing for employees in some states
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wow, people still wear masks? didnt Biden say “mission accomplished” or whatever?

IHeartBadCode ,
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I've had to wear a mask for allergies since WAY BEFORE the whole mask thing became identity politics. There's plenty of flavors of grass, that no amount of Flonase or whatever that gets the straight up burning of the inside of my neck to stop. So. I've had to wear masks since as long as I can remember for pretty much every summer.

Then COVID happened and now what used to be something literally nobody cared about, suddenly everyone has fucking opinions about masks. So here's my thing. How about we all just go back to everyone leaving me and everyone else who have been wearing masks most their lives the fuck alone about their mask? Can we do that?

Y'all can fight about COVID or whatever fucking shit, I don't care. I didn't really want to have a dog in this race. But yes, some people still wear masks. And the reasons they wear masks can vary for all kinds of reasons. And believe it or not, before 2020, nobody gave two shits about people wearing masks. I know, I was there.

I worked at an Arby's in the late 1980s wearing a mask during the summer, nobody cared. I've worked in warehousing while doing college, nobody cared at the warehouse nor the college. I swear, and I have lived in middle of nowhere Tennessee most of my life and people I went to high school with (way back in dinosaur days) knew me and knew I wore a mask. And even still, today, they might run into me and be like "Oh I thought COVID was over... (snicker, snicker)" And yeah it gets fucking old having to remind them about my allergies and them going "OOOOOHH YEAH!" Like I know we're getting old, but we ain't that old.

So I get it, some of y'all just want a fight and apparently "masks" are one of the things on the field. Whatever. But, some of us out here wear masks because the grass is the devil. And gosh, it's weird thinking that wearing a mask between 1970 and 2020 was the glory days, but fuck, here we are.

All I'm asking is the whole:

wow, people still wear masks?

If you want to bitch, can you at least add "for COVID" at the end? And let us that have shitty immune systems the fuck alone? Can you at least not yank us allergy sufferers in this bullshit? I would greatly appreciate that.

I don't know why there was a mandate, I don't know why the mandates made people angry. No one consulted me about any of it and even if they did, I'm not smart enough to have opinions on it anyway. But I don't know why me putting a piece of cloth over my mouth so that evil grass seed doesn't get inside my throat has anything to do with that bullshit. Here's the US House and the US Senate I guess go get them or something. I don't know, but everyone wearing a mask isn't some evil liberal employed by Soros, or at least I'm not getting my fucking check.

TL;DR — Some of us wear masks for a lot of other reasons and no one used to give a shit about us wearing masks.

tallwookie ,
@tallwookie@lemmy.world avatar

quite the diatribe there

frogfruit ,

You can wear masks any time you are sick to avoid spreading it. It’s not just about COVID.

tallwookie ,
@tallwookie@lemmy.world avatar

nah, when I’m sick I stay home.

frogfruit ,

Congrats on being in a position to be able to do that.

tallwookie ,
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yep, winning at life

Perrin42 , in In-N-Out bans mask wearing for employees in some states

I love In-N-Out. I could even ignore the bible verses on their packaging since it was pretty hidden. But I haven't been there since they refused to enforce the mask mandates during the pandemic - if they ignore one health regulation they don't like, who's to say they're not ignoring others? I won't go there again until there's some sign that sanity is taking over.

MidwestMayonaiseSalad ,

I love how religion means not helping anyone and you don’t owe your neighbor shit.

TheGoldenGod ,
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essteeyou , in In-N-Out bans mask wearing for employees in some states

I’d rather not see their smiles and not get whatever illness they may have. There’s a reason food prep people wear hair nets, gloves, blue band-aids, and all that other stuff. We’re just getting done with a global pandemic, can we let people wear masks if they want to for a while please?

reverie , in Unknown disease infects 200 people in Egypt
Methylman ,

Not BNN Bloomberg for any confused Canadians

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