Someone should just start putting out fake Trump articles with super-weird headlines and no-one would notice - anything is plausible with this guy.
'Trump stole Israeli artifacts from White House'
‘Trump admits that he expects servicemen to be rapists’
'Trump kicked a child in the face while campaigning in Iowa.'
‘Donald Trump just literally made the Republican race about his penis’
'Donald Trump likes rough sex with prostitutes who only have one leg.'
'Trump visited church before election day and walked out with a wooden pew under his arm and a gold alter crucifix concealed in his jacket.'
'Trump was spotted Thursday cartwheeling down Santa Monica beach in a mankini.'
'Trump just called Hillary Clinton Beelzubub, the eater of souls.'
'Donald Trump stole classified documents, stored them in his bathroom in Mar-a-Lago, then sent copies via bike courier to the Russian and Saudi embassies for a cash exchange of $2 million per page.'
'Donald Trump seen naked at 3am in Central Park humping a chihuahua.'
Challenge: 50% of these headlines are real, can you spot which ones?