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Henry , in Five-time Olympian cyclist found dead in Las Vegas after choking on food

Is the food sausages? :)

LEDZeppelin , in Elon Musk’s Twitter Takeover Is Now the Worst Buyout for Banks Since the Financial Crisis

I can see a very real scenario where Drump gets elected, appoints Moron Musk as treasury secretary, and magically wipes off his Xitter debt never to be heard again

Henry , in Derek Chauvin, ex-officer convicted of murdering George Floyd, moved to new prison after being stabbed

Sad, WLM :)

toiletobserver , in Derek Chauvin, ex-officer convicted of murdering George Floyd, moved to new prison after being stabbed

May he live forever

Spitzspot , in Elon Musk’s Twitter Takeover Is Now the Worst Buyout for Banks Since the Financial Crisis
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This makes me happy.

SkavarSharraddas , in 'Let's Go!' Top Economist Applauds as Harris Signals Support for Billionaires Tax

Tax them out of existence.

magnetosphere , in Harley-Davidson drops DEI initiatives amid pressure from ‘anti-woke’ activists
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As a company, we take this issue very seriously…

…by abandoning it completely. Fuck you, Harley-Davidson.

Marthirial ,

Peddling Chinese made toys for low energy, post manhood, American “patriots” living in a distopian freedom fantasy.

GBU_28 , in What we know about the luxury yacht that sunk off the coast of Sicily | PBS News

GET THE LUUDES!

cabron_offsets , in Starbucks' new CEO will supercommute 1,000 miles from California to Seattle

The climate crisis could be solved with probably just a single guillotine.

FuglyDuck ,
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Axes are more portable, and the turn around rate is faster. Just saying.

homesweethomeMrL ,

I’m intrigued by both of your suggestions and wish to subscribe to your newsletters.

Reverendender ,

“Your honor, the defendant qualified their statement with the phrase “just sayin.” Clearly they cannot be prosecuted and this case must be dismissed.

FuglyDuck ,
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They also have reduced staffing requirements.

Gradually_Adjusting ,
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Nah, have a little decorum. Pollution and deliberate ecocide are probably some of the most destructive crimes in history after all.

FuglyDuck ,
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Well, in that case, May I interest you in an executioner’s sword?

Gradually_Adjusting ,
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Now you’re taking sense. Great compromise!

halfapage ,

Yeah but it would need to be supercommuted around the world, which is not ideal. :(

Mr_Blott ,

We’re not calling it supercommuting, insufferable wankers made that word up about themselves

I prefer cuntycommuting

Nougat , in Trump campaigns in Michigan town with historic links to white extremism

And he spoke in a fucking police sally port, with a row of squads and uniformed officers behind him. Absolute fucking abuse of authority for political purposes by that department and those fucking shitheel cops.

some_guy ,

Corruption among sheriffs is unusually high. Check these out.

Posse Comitatus

A Tradition of Violence (written)

A Tradition of Violence (podcast)

magnetosphere , in 'Fat suit saved me from serious injury in West End stage fall', says Sir Ian McKellen
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Sucks. He’s done some fantastic things.

HoustonHenry , in Chrystul Kizer jailed for 11 years for killing her abuser

Biden could pardon her

Professorozone ,

Oooo, good idea.

recapitated ,

False

Kaboom , in Harley-Davidson drops DEI initiatives amid pressure from ‘anti-woke’ activists

Who the fuck did they think was buying their motorcycles? Sure as hell wasn’t 20 year old lefties.

marx2k ,

They did try for a lower cost entry model that was more sporty. That didn’t Pentwater the market at all. Like…at all at all.

Once these helmetless boomers die off, that company is up shits creek.

Fuck 'em.

odium ,

They do have an electrical motorcycle branch that might keep the company alive if they lower prices. www.livewire.com

Definitely won’t be as big as it is now though.

Bluefalcon , in Five-time Olympian cyclist found dead in Las Vegas after choking on food

Slam down on a chair or countertop if you are choking alone. Make sure you hit your diaphragm. It may save.

littlewonder ,

What might it save??? The suspension is killing me!

MimicJar ,

Save your game, then you can reload to before you died.

catloaf ,

At a point when you’re already choking to death?

meco03211 ,

Quicksave before every bite. EVERY BITE!

KnightontheSun ,

Nature will castigate those who don’t masticate!

Frozengyro ,

And do it as hard as you can, you might only have 1 shot at it.

hakunawazo ,

Thanks for the clear instruction.
Incidentally choking alone reads like some kind of euphemism.

pageflight , in Hunter in Alaska mauled by bear before being shot in the leg while trying to fend it off

The bear was killed, Mr DeSpain said.

Oh, bummer.

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