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ChiefOBrien , in Houston man ticketed for feeding unhoused found not guilty

Here’s my plug to ask y’all to join food not bombs. They serve vegan meals prepared under strict cleanliness methods to provide safe meals and various supplies like cleansing products, clothing, etc. Volunteer with your local branch!

some_guy ,
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Best charity I’ve ever worked with.

kaklerbitmap , in Actor Paul Reubens, of PeeWee Herman fame, dead at 70
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Man WTF I idolized him as a kid growing up watching PeeWee’s Playhouse and the PeeWee movies. Even though he was as old as my parents, it feels like a childhood friend died. I did not expect to be so upset by this.

MicroWave OP , in Michigan prosecutors charge Trump allies in felonies involving voting machines, illegal ‘testing’
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Matthew DePerno, a Republican lawyer who was endorsed by Trump in an unsuccessful run for Michigan attorney general last year, was charged with undue possession of a voting machine and conspiracy, according to Oakland County court records.

Daire Rendon, a former Republican state representative, was charged with conspiracy to commit undue possession of a voting machine and false pretenses. A lawyer listed on court documents as representing Rendon could not be immediately reached for comment by phone.

A criminal lawyer and a crooked politician. What a great combo.

trackcharlie , in Islamic State claims responsibility for Pakistan bombing, death toll rises to 45
MicroWave OP , in Global warming is making big(ger) waves off the California coast, scientists say
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“The waves are riding in on sea level,” he said. The higher the seas rise, the more powerful that ride gets, and the faster the effects of erosion and flooding reshape life in California.

popemichael , in Twitter neighbours complain of lit-up ‘X’ sign working at high intensity
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He just Musk’d up the neighborhood.

He’s worse than a Spaceball

trackcharlie , in Space junk: India says object found in Australia is theirs

The aussies are surprisingly very chill about this and have some interesting ideas for the objects re-use. Neat

MicroWave OP , in Henrietta Lacks' descendants reach a settlement over the use of her 'stolen' cells
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Lacks was being treated for cervical cancer at Johns Hopkins University in 1951 when doctors removed cells from her tumor without her knowledge or permission.

Those cells — now known as HeLa cells — had remarkable properties that allowed them to be endlessly reproduced, and they have since been used for a variety of scientific breakthroughs, including research about the human genome and the development of the polio and COVID-19 vaccines.

trackcharlie , in Starlink has become the 'blood' of Ukraine's communication infrastructure, but officials are reportedly growing concerned about relying on Elon Musk's tech

All monopolies are bad but I do not see a way for other private companies to break into this industry to compete with spacex. I also don’t think I want them too, we’ve too many satellites just waiting for china or russia to fuck something up as it is. Can’t wait for kessler syndrome to permanently lock us onto an overheating planet.

BonesOfTheMoon , in Trump was just indicted for trying to steal the 2020 election

What a dingdong he is. I hope he spends the rest of his life in jail.

victron ,

Nobody knows more about prison than me. I’m the best inmate they ever had. They love me here. I have the best cell, the best food, the best friends. I’m very popular. The guards respect me. They know I’m innocent. The fake news media and the crooked Democrats put me here. They’re very jealous of me. They’re losers. They’re afraid of me. They know I won the election by a lot. I’m still your president. I’ll be out soon. You’ll see. It’s going to be huge.

rebul ,

This is funny right here, I don't care who you are.

And God bless the pygmies..

ProtonEvoker ,

Needs more run on sentences and spelling mistakes.

victron ,

I know, also some covfefe and hamberders, for good measure. But AI can only do so much.

Bizarroland ,
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And followed by Don Jr and co asking people to contribute to the "take back America" fund, and if you donate over $1,000 you will get 100,000 Trump bucks

victron ,

Don’t forget the limited edition trading cards.

Elderos ,

Can’t wait for the new set portraying the rest of his life.

AssPennies ,

And the exchange rate of tump bucks to stanley nickels is approximately the same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns.

Elderos ,

I’ll stick to unicorns.

qooqie ,

I know this is a common sentiment amongst a lot of people, but the reality is he will never see prison time before he dies of old age. He will do everything in his power to draw it out and when he can’t he will flee the country

BonesOfTheMoon ,

Well one can hope I suppose, hope is still free, lol.

Tigbitties ,
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dies of old age

That could be tomorrow.

KevonLooney ,

It was “common knowledge” that he wouldn’t ever be charged too. The Senate and Mike Pence were pissed at him because he made them look weak. That’s why no one is really defending him right now. He has so many charges that people are going to abandon him just so they don’t have to answer questions about the cases.

Remember the OJ trial? This is the former president in three courtrooms (and counting!). It’s going to make him look so guilty.

victron ,

I don’t think anyone ever cared about him in the GOP, they used him as a tool, a pawn to get the presidency; he got it but still fucked it, and now they have not use for him anymore. DeSantis may be the next one. That’s my highly intellectual political analysis. Emphasis on “high”.

Elderos ,

I wonder though, everyone keep saying no prison because of the SS, ex-president and all, but what mecanism would actually prevent the court from going there? Like, if the judge goes for prison or death penalty, what is gonna happen exactly? What branch of the government, and who exactly would block it, assuming the judge gives no fucks?

GlitzyArmrest ,
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It’s not possible for him to receive the death penalty for these charges, the max is 20 years per count. On top of that, the fed doesn’t have the death penalty anymore, as far as I understand.

That being said, it is very possible he will go to prison in some fashion. Of course he will never be with the gen pop, but just because he has an SS detail doesn’t mean he can’t go to prison. Also, it could be possible to strip him of the detail, but I’m pretty sure that will be figured out if the time comes.

Elderos ,

Isn’t that possible if he’s judged responsible of the deaths on Jan6?

*They shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than ten years, or both; and if death results from the acts committed in violation of this section or if such acts include kidnapping or an attempt to kidnap, aggravated sexual abuse or an attempt to commit aggravated sexual abuse, or an attempt to kill, they shall be fined under this title or imprisoned for any term of years or for life, or both, or may be sentenced to death. *

GlitzyArmrest ,
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While that may be the explicit language for the charge, the feds don’t really tend to execute people in the modern post-Gregg era, with a notable exception: Donald Trump restarted executions from the feds when he took office. So, slight correction to my OP. I guess it would be possible, but I highly doubt the US Government would do something as drastic as executing a previous president.

On a personal level here, I am 100% against the death penalty. Even for fucks like this. What’s worse, death, or living your final years in a concrete box and dying there instead? I’d much rather people like him get lost in their own thoughts.

psycho_driver ,

Big Papa Putin may not be in a position to offer him safe harbor for very much longer.

GlitzyArmrest ,
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Problem is, he’s losing a lot of that power now. He doesn’t have many friends in high places these days, even the supreme court has done things to rule against him. I don’t doubt he’ll try to draw it out, but ultimately it’s not up to him anymore.

Jaysyn ,
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His Secret Service detail won't allow that to happen.

eran_morad ,

Flee the country, my left asshole. Wtf are you on about? He’s charged under the espionage act.

dunning_cougar , in Trump was just indicted for trying to steal the 2020 election

Trump will be barred from running, handing the election to another Republican, who will pardon Trump on day one. There, spoiled the next year and a half of American politics for you.

Grant_M ,
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He can’t be pardoned of state crimes.

Litany ,
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The only state crimes are the original indictments for perjury, which if you read the article, you will see those are the least compelling charges. The last two sets of indictments are from the DoJ and are considered very sound.

Grant_M ,
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No. The crimes of fake electors go to specific states. There’s federal and state crimes here.

FlowVoid ,

Georgia is about to enter the chat.

Thorndike ,

None of these charges carry with them the barring of running for office. Sedition isn’t in the indictment.

visak ,

He can’t be barred from running. In fact even if convicted he could still be President because he’s been charged with obstruction not sedition. Not a lawyer etc, but I think it’s pretty clear.

The Republican Party could refuse to let him be the nominee but they know what would just cause him to run independent and split the right-wing vote so they’ll support him because they want power more than anything else.

girlfreddy ,
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@visak @dunning_cougar

You're right.

And that sucks, because now the invisible line has been crossed not one of the parties will create laws against it happening again.

'Murica - land of the fraud, home of the deceived

Slartibartfast ,

I'm not sure which other Republican candidates could really step up. Aside from Trump there's DeSantis, who seems to be imploding and I think hates Trump anyway, Chris Christie (who called him a 'One Man Crime Wave' lol) and most of the others I haven't even heard of before.

But there is also Mike Pence who is truly a wild card - there's a reasonable chance Trump literally tried to have him killed and yet he still defends him for some reason - so if anyone is bonkers enough to make it to the White House and then set Trump loose, it'd probably be him.

psycho_driver ,

I find Christie refreshingly straight forward compared to most GOP turd buckets.

FlyingSquid ,
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I just want Christie to take second place because he and Trump hate each other. Trump almost got Christie killed by inviting him to the White House even though Trump knew he had COVID and Christie ended up almost dying in the hospital because of it. And, of course, Trump hates Christie because all feelings are reciprocal when you’re Trump.

They would destroy each other and I would make popcorn.

onionbaggage ,

None of this bars him from running.

squidman , in She Steals Surfboards by the Seashore. She’s a Sea Otter.

Lol, maaan, I posted this story to the upliftingnews community two weeks ago and it got removed for “not being uplifting.” What’s not uplifting about a cute little otter stealing surfboards?

FuglyDuck ,
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The inspector Closou’s trying to catch the pink otter sea panther.

squidman ,

I haven’t seen those old movies in years 👴

Oderus , in Recreational weed is now legal in Minnesota: What to know

Anyone else reading this in the voice of Will Sasso doing Jessue Ventura?

"I’ve got 1000 gallons of fresh water and a silo filled with Tacos’

Blamemeta , in Trump was just indicted for trying to steal the 2020 election

Bet nothing is going to come of it, just like last time.

MostlyBirds ,
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What do you mean “just like last time?” That hasn’t even gone to trial yet.

FlowVoid ,

Maybe they mean the impeachment trial, but if so that’s a bad take.

Blamemeta ,

The last time he was indicted? This is the 3rd time.

MostlyBirds ,
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Correct. “The last time he was indicted” hasn’t come to a resolution yet, nor will it until at least next year. Saying nothing came of it is a dumbass take, to put it gently.

Blamemeta ,

How long has it been? Honestly, if anything were to happen, it would’ve happened already.

gamermanh ,
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Wrong, please learn how long court timelines are before continuing discussing these matters you clearly aren’t familiar with

some_guy ,
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So you don’t follow the news at all?

blue_zephyr ,

You’re just objectively wrong…

GlitzyArmrest ,
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Huh? Have you never seen anything about how the court system works?

ryathal ,

Courts are absurdly slow, and it’s probably creeping into human rights violation levels for low priority cases. People have admitted to pleading guilty to just move on as they served a majority of their potential time in prison waiting for the trial

keeb420 ,

do you know how the courts work here? Indictment is pne of the very first steps.then comes all the pretrial stuff, where we are at now with trumps charges. And then comes the actual trial.

littlecolt ,

People have been trained by TV to think justice is swift.

Ghostalmedia ,
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We’ll see. Now he has to go to actual trial, and it’s in DC.

solidgrue ,
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These are weighty charges, Doomsayer

SariEverna , in She Steals Surfboards by the Seashore. She’s a Sea Otter.

The boards she steals are real boards, I’m sure.

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