She Steals Surfboards by the Seashore. She’s a Sea Otter.

SariEverna , 10 months ago

The boards she steals are real boards, I’m sure.

squidman , 10 months ago

Lol, maaan, I posted this story to the upliftingnews community two weeks ago and it got removed for “not being uplifting.” What’s not uplifting about a cute little otter stealing surfboards?

FuglyDuck , 10 months ago

The inspector Closou’s trying to catch the pink otter sea panther.

squidman , 10 months ago

I haven’t seen those old movies in years 👴

massive_bereavement , 10 months ago

Oh-oh, here she comes
Watch out, boy, she'll steal your board
Oh-oh, here she comes
She's a sea otter

keeb420 , 10 months ago

Sea otter steals surfboards in shallow seas.

andrewta , 10 months ago

🥇

FlickOfTheBean , 10 months ago

She’s beauty, she’s grace, she’ll steal your surfboard from under your face

FuglyDuck , 10 months ago

She’s otterly amazing.

I’ve been following this saga. It’s… entertaining. Like I get why they need to capture her. But honestly? I’m can’t help but root for her.

Somebody needs to set this to the pink panther theme song.

ArtieShaw , 10 months ago

I'm of the same opinion. It's a shame that she (like her mother before her) can't live in the wild, and I hope they can find a humane home for her in captivity. Meanwhile, I hope she fucks more of our human shit up while she's still free.

orangeNgreen , 10 months ago

Finally, some quality news!

fubo , 10 months ago

Local officials call the animal Otter 841.

She may have ate for one, but she surfs for at least a dozen.