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MrMamiya , in New Orleans officials seek to build a freshwater pipeline as saltwater wedge inches closer

Midwest water to ocean water: ope, just gonna squeeze past ya here.

itsgroundhogdayagain , in X makes cuts to disinformation and election integrity team

at this point, shouldn’t Twitter just be an echo chamber for Nazis anyway?

KpntAutismus ,

it is.

jarfil ,

There is no Twitter anymore, it’s 𝕏 now… just a twist away from the good luck charm 卐 /s

Maeve ,

It really sucks that fascists can appropriate thousands-years-old symbols and asl.

itsgroundhogdayagain ,

Elon hates when people call it Twitter so I will always all it Twitter.

Delusional ,

It will always be referred to as “formerly known as twitter.” So it should just be called Twitter anyways because that’s what everyone knows it as and still calls it since X is the dumbest fucking name imaginable.

jarfil ,

Maybe we could call it “TwiXter, the site where reality gets twixted” 🌪️🎩✨🐇

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Doesn’t Elon deadname his daughter constantly?

FlyingSquid , in New Orleans officials seek to build a freshwater pipeline as saltwater wedge inches closer
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

The Mississippi is drying up. This won’t help.

protist ,

The flow rate is low due to short term drought in the Mississippi basin, it’s not “drying up.” Adequate rains will return, likely within the next month as the fall wet season gets started

eek2121 ,

Yeah I am going to disagree here.

protist , (edited )

How do you disagree?

What I’m saying is this will not be a perpetual problem, but it will definitely be a more common occurrence. Periods of drought are growing more intense, as are periods of flooding. Saying the Mississippi “is drying up” makes it sound like the river is going away, but we can definitely expect a flood cycle at some point, probably in the near future

eek2121 ,

The extended periods of drought could very well cause the river to dry up. We just don’t know. i do know that in my part of the southeast, we have definitely seen a decrease in rainfall. Will the trend continue? Who knows. Climate change is going to redefine our regions.

chuckleslord ,

I’m sorry, but you’re the one making the fantastical claim here. The Mississippi is fed from waters that cover a third of the United States. Yes, climate change will change our ecosystems, but there’s no evidence that the Mississippi will dry up anytime soon or at all.

TropicalDingdong ,

You are confusing weather and climate bruh.

Which is fine, because one is the sum of the other, but they do have very different properties.

Expect Mississippi River dry ups to happen more often. But also for flooding to happen more often. This dry up isn’t an anomaly, but dry ups happening 3x more often is.

shalafi ,

Yes, all of the Mississippi watershed may just dry up. We just don’t know!

zepheriths ,

The output of the river is 120000 cubic feet a second. This isn’t California. There is still plenty of water in the river. This isn’t even the Lowest recorded flow. Plus 30% of the flow goes down the atchafalaya river.

There is nothing to disagree you are wrong.

TropicalDingdong ,

atchafalaya river

Ah so we’re just making up rivers now…

zepheriths ,

Pretty shit thing to make fun of how stuff is named

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/10c773a6-10bc-43d9-976f-1948d588dbbc.png

Maeve ,

I was guessing it’s an aboriginal name, so I looked it up: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atchafalaya_River

zepheriths ,

Yes. With a small amount of something European colonists mastered: vocal dyslexia

shalafi ,

It’s a joke cupcake.

zepheriths ,
grayman ,

Ha! I’ve been accused of making up the names of stuff in Louisiana too. Natchitoches and Atchafalaya are always at the top.

Jerb322 , in 'Be careful with feeding wildlife': Jupiter man attacked by rabid otter
@Jerb322@lemmy.world avatar

Sure about that?

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Yes. Aliens are smart enough to avoid rabid otters.

Nepenthe ,
@Nepenthe@kbin.social avatar

Presumably inhabits planet with no rabid otters. Deliberately travels to planet with the rabid otters on it.

Jaysyn , in U.S. Senate unanimously passes formal dress code after uproar
@Jaysyn@kbin.social avatar

There is a bigmad Trump supporter downvoting the thread, I'm guessing most of us have them blocked already.

Everyone point & laugh at the stupid fascist symp.

JokeDeity ,

I did notice a comment I couldn’t open to read for some reason, lol.

rynzcycle , in New report connects Trump organization with the largest tax fraud case in New York City history

Garten called the report “reckless” and questioned the outlet’s journalistic ethics.

Oh wow, so it's definitely true then.

Chickenstalker , in U.S. Senate unanimously passes formal dress code after uproar

The tie is the most useless piece of clothing ever invented. It serves no purpose (shut up about the original function, it no longer serves it) except to constrict your airway and dip into your spaghett.

Hyperreality ,

It serves no purpose

Autoerotic asphyxiation.

driving_crooner ,
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

What was even the original function anyway?

JdW ,

To please King Louis XIII.

During the 30 year war, Croatian mercenaries fought alongside the King in battle. To keep their jackets tied they used a piece of cloth which King Louis XIII took a strong liking to. He made this smart scarf a mandatory accessory for royal gatherings. Paying homage to the Croats who introduced this scarf to him, he named it ‘La Cravate’, which is still the French name for the necktie today.

Over the ages, the cravat has evolved into the modern necktie we wear today. Since their origins in military regiments, they have been a symbol of power and respect. Throughout the 19th century, they swept through the Western world. They were found in most universities, schools, sports clubs and gentlemen clubs.

myrrh ,

…could be the soldier in the white cravat who turns the key in spite of the fact that this is the end of the cat and the mouse who dwelt in the house where the laughter rang and the tears were spilt; the house that jack built…

…bang-bang, shoot-shoot, white-gloved thumb: lord, thy will be done…

“He was always a good boy,” his mother said, “he’ll do his duty when he’s grown.”

…yeah, everybody’s got someone they call home…

chaorace ,
@chaorace@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Please don’t take this from men. It’s like 1 of the only 3 socially acceptable male fashion accessories.

masterspace ,

All fashion accessories are socially acceptable male fashion accessories if you ignore smooth brained losers.

chaorace ,
@chaorace@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Lesson learned:

  • Liking ties even though they’re functionally useless: tired
  • Liking any other equally functionally useless accessory: wired

I’ll be writing my manifesto any day now

nonailsleft ,

We already let them take the codpiece from us

chaorace ,
@chaorace@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

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jscummy ,

Speak for yourself

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

As far as I’m concerned, a T-Shirt with a funny slogan and shorts is acceptable male fashion.

lateraltwo ,

The original function of any dress code is always maintained by the aristocracy and adopted by the people to put on the same airs, never the other way around.

octoperson ,

It hides your placket. You don’t want people walking around with their plackets on show do you?

Scooter411 ,
@Scooter411@lemmy.ml avatar

That’s the first thing I check out when I pick up a nudie magazine.

Edit: I think… I have no idea what a placket is

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

It serves no purpose

I’d like to see you find a better way of keeping soup off your shirt.

jscummy ,

Can’t spill soup on your shirt if you aren’t wearing one

Miclux , in X makes cuts to disinformation and election integrity team

Like anyone with a normally developed brain would have believed it.

Overzeetop , in U.S. Senate unanimously passes formal dress code after uproar
@Overzeetop@kbin.social avatar

And the penalty is what - a letter in your personal file? A fine (and to be paid by whom, if paid at all)? A physical removal from the space (and, again, by whom)? DJT and the modern GOP have shown that laws written concerning the presidency, congress, and the supreme court have no teeth whatsoever. Even congressional subpoenas and perjury no longer have any meaning as long as you're willing to ignore or flaunt them.

I actually agree with the desire for at least a minimum of decorum in the chambers, but the whole process is stupid to the extreme.

Salamendacious OP ,
@Salamendacious@lemmy.world avatar

That’s a really good question as to what the penalties would be. Any removal wound probably be done by the Senate Sargeant at arms who is Karen Gibson and/or her staff. I agree that there should be some general minimum standard. But listing the articles of required clothing seems silly.

atzanteol , in U.S. Senate unanimously passes formal dress code after uproar

Crisis averted! Good job senators! I know I’ll sleep better now!

captainlezbian , in U.S. Senate unanimously passes formal dress code after uproar

This is the dumbest fucking thing

febra , in Florida school district orders librarians to purge all books with LGBTQ characters

Fascism. In 1935 the nazis were burning books. Nowadays they banish them from the public. Same ideology. Fascism always stays the same

winterayars ,

The Nazis started with books about “sexual deviance”, specifically they started with the Institut für Sexualwissenschaft. That’s where that one famous picture of them comes from.

They started with gay and trans people, same as here.

Pavidus ,

“They don’t gotta burn the books they just remove 'em.”

astrsk , in Auto workers union to announce plans on Friday to expand strike in contract dispute with companies
@astrsk@artemis.camp avatar

Good.

TWeaK , in Alabama inmate opposes being ‘test subject’ for new nitrogen execution method

What an idiot, he’s just turned down the most humane and painless way to go. You don’t notice nitrogen suffocation, because your body ignores nitrogen in the air and determines you’re suffocating by a build up in CO2. Instead, you pass out in blissful hypoxia.

I’m against the death penalty as a rule of thumb, but if you have to do it then it should only be done via nitrogen suffocation. Anything else is just a refelction of the vindictiveness of the people administering or pushing for the punishment - it doesn’t achieve anything, it doesn’t deter future crime, it’s just you getting your own back and trying to say it’s ok to harm others in this instance. If the goal is to remove them from society such that they don’t harm or cost society anymore, then this should be done without the kind of harmful intent that the criminal themselves demonstrated.

Tbh though I imagine this is just the guy’s lawyer trying to do anything he can to delay the execution. There’s some small chance that the state could do something wrong during the hearings that leads to some benefit for the prisoner. However I can only imagine the regret the prisoner might feel as he’s on the receiving ends of one of the other methods.

driving_crooner ,
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar
TWeaK ,

Yeah the difference is this method is actually promoted by the scientific community, rather than commercial interests. Nitrogen suffocation is used for assisted suicide.

I just wish we’d use it for pork. However because it’s so hazardous to humans (boiling nitrogen releases gas that expands very quickly and expells all the oxygen in the room) we just stick with CO2, which is very easy because it’s heavier than air so you just have walkways to protect the people. With nitrogen, they’d require much more expensive safety measures to protect people working nearby. Also, CO2 causes a feeling of suffocation, leading to the pig lashing about and suffering, and possibly spoiling the meat somewhat.

Electrocution is perhaps the worst. They actually limit the current, meaning it kills you a little more slowly or maybe not at all, because if they went full power they would literally cook the person and that would smell unpleasant for everyone else. Lethal injections aren’t much better, typically they paralyse the person first so they can feel themselves dying but not move to show any sign of it.

I’m certainly keen to learn of any further downsides to nitrogen, but as far as I’m aware it’s the best thing going (out of a horrible bunch of ways to kill). Like I said before, I’m against the death penalty as a rule, but if you’re going to do it then it should be as painless as possible.

n0m4n , in New rule will cut federal money to college programs that leave grads with high debt, low pay

I have had a few acquaintances who have fallen for no accreditation, religious run schools of so-called “higher education”. They spend the tuition and received the loans, as if for an accredited school, but end up with a degree that barely qualifies them for writing a letter on an outdated Microsoft suite. Think of these institutions as having used Trump University as their business model. They are predator institutions that prey on the unsuspecting, using religious trappings to legitimize their lack of education offered. These are the places that most need to be taken off of the federal loan programs. As a caveat, I’ve been through college at an accredited two-year community college, then transferring to an accredited private school. I have been through the system, too, but at least have an education that I can use. The people end up with nothing.

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