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cerement ,
@cerement@slrpnk.net avatar

now if they were made with salmiakki instead …

Hotzilla ,

Altho you could just have mustamakkara, so black budding sausage, aka blood sausage, to make it black.

cerement ,
@cerement@slrpnk.net avatar

but where’s the licorice? … lakritsmustamakkara?

Hotzilla ,

Some crazy Tamperelainen has probably made one

Alteon ,

I mean fennel is liquorice flavored and it’s what makes Italian sausage shine. I’d be down to try it.

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

If there’s anyone who’s gonna fuck this up, it’s Oscar Meyer.

Alteon ,

Ugh. That’s a good point.

Slow ,

One of the chain stores sells branded shiny sausages. The semolina in the composition gives them shine. Also, when you bite into a sausage, a jelly similar to snot trails behind the piece. As you understand, there is no meat in these sausages (although it is present in the composition).

Shialac ,

I am pretty sure you would be publicly lynched in Austria for this and it would be perfectly legal

AnUnusualRelic ,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

In most of Europe, probably.

Lethtor ,

Nah, in Germany they sell sausages in the colors of our flag whenever the football world championship happens, though they aren’t licorice flavored as far as I know

AlsaValderaan ,

Billa has Käseleberkäse this color right now btw.

tygerprints ,

I could make so many jokes about black wieners here. But this does seem like sacrilege, making hot dogs licorice flavored.

I can't wait until they come out with hot-dog flavored licorice for the 4th of July.

Slow ,

Is it possible to joke about hot dogs with this color?)

tygerprints ,

Is it possible NOT to? : / just sayin!

ComradeChairmanKGB ,
@ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml avatar

🤢

Hot dogs are bad enough normally… why would you make them worse!

flamingo_pinyata ,

Love the vague meat content … chicken, pork, beef … whatever leftovers we have

Appoxo , (edited )
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What do you expect from Wieners? They are like the Rote Wurst of Germany: Better not ask whats in there.

Edit: Can’t spell for good (sorry).

StalksEveryone ,
@StalksEveryone@futurology.today avatar

chicken beak, pigs tail, and cow nipple.

Slow ,

I think sausage made from cow’s teats is quite a tasty product.

My grandfather loved liver sausage, and I became nostalgic for this product. I decided to buy this sausage, but modern liver sausage under any brand consists of 1% liver and 99% flour…

StalksEveryone , (edited )
@StalksEveryone@futurology.today avatar

yeah cow teats doesn’t sound so bad. it does sound funny though.

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Whatever isn’t okay to put in cat food we make into hot dogs.

harry315 ,

I’d argue you could even put plastic and sawdust in there and you wouldn’t taste a difference.

v_krishna ,
@v_krishna@lemmy.ml avatar

lakrits korv

Horik ,
@Horik@artemis.camp avatar

Yes, officer. This post, right here.

Anarki_ ,

Ey wtf that sounds pretty good.

EvilEyedPanda ,

We’ve strayed so far.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted ,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

WHY.

Viking_Hippie ,

Why not? 🤷

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted ,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Don’t you use logic to muddle the issue! I have an opinion dammit, and I’ll be damned if I can’t make everyone else abide by it!

Viking_Hippie ,

Whatevs, more licorice meat byproducts for me! 🤷😄

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted ,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I shall tolerate it. Just don’t use this as an excuse to then eat bread. Remember! Wheat and wheat by-products are strictly illegal (unless the city secret police are doing it, then it’s fine because you didn’t see anything).

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

One of the rocket parts they had in Kerbal Space Program was a gigantic wheel. I guess for you to make gigantic rovers for. The in-game description of this thing was

The RoveMax Model 3 was developed in total secrecy by Kerbal Motion’s R&D team over the course of a year and a half. When it was finally revealed to the company’s chairman, he stared in shock, screamed ‘WHY’, and subsequently dropped dead on the spot.

Since the day I ruined my own life I hadn’t laughed at anything as hard as I laughed at that.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted ,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Haha, that is glorious.

Viking_Hippie ,

Speaking as a Scandinavian, I’d definitely try this 😂

affiliate ,

it’s but another thing to put ketchup on

Viking_Hippie ,

That’s what she said.

StalksEveryone ,
@StalksEveryone@futurology.today avatar

you’re not allowed to borrow our ketchup anymore. or any other sauce

Viking_Hippie ,

I’ll just supply my own sauce then, if you know what I mean 😏

Zerush ,
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

https://file.coffee/u/3B-uJORx8BhDYpjxaN6EV.jpg

archonet ,

Oscar Mayer what the fuck have you done

lntl ,

USA! USA! USA!

Okokimup ,
@Okokimup@lemmy.world avatar

Would this make drinking hot dog water better or worse?

Karyoplasma ,

Better because of the licorice, I suppose.

Squirrel ,
@Squirrel@thelemmy.club avatar

Please, please tell me this isn’t real.

XTornado ,

Those not sure but they sell normal orange kind color candy ones for sure I have seen them.

TenderfootGungi ,

Take out the chicken, beef, and pork, and these have potential.

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