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captain_aggravated ,
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It’s 4 AM. I’ve almost finished a bottle of wine. And now I want hot dogs. Not licorice ones, you fucking failures. But normal pig ass flavored ones.

Exusia OP ,
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Yo you like pig ass? Bruh

SLGC ,

If you like hot dogs you like pig ass.

Exusia OP ,
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c0f6ad2c-befd-4944-83b0-ad2cee535574.jpeg

captain_aggravated ,
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Look, it’s the standard American recipe, as dictated by George Washington himself. Every American is born knowing this recipe, like how we all know how to make a s’more.

You take a pig (probably from the natives) and you cut off its ass. Throw the rest away because efficiency is for the goddamn communists. Puree this ass for about 90 minutes. Add high fructose corn syrup because lobbying. Extrude (squirt) it into a plastic forever chemical tube then microwave on high for 17:76. Serve 10 of these with 8 buns, because certain people just don’t deserve bread.

…apple pie and Chevrolet.

Slow ,

You can just wash the pig’s ass and eat a hot dog with beer.

ScrambleVerdict ,

Look up where vanilla flavouring comes from

Karyoplasma ,

The lab. Nobody uses beaver ass juice anymore.

captain_aggravated ,
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Artificial vanilla flavor is often derived from wood pulp anymore IIRC.

Pixel ,

If this is real, I wonder why they didn’t just use charcoal to capture the same market that likes hotdogs (and potentially dislikes licorice)

neptune ,

It’s not real. You can see the photo shop textures in the orange label. Also “black licorice” wouldn’t be an ingredient. It would be anise or natural flavoring that also happens to go into black licorice.

Pinecone ,

Guys this is a fake from a guy that makes gross food combination pictures. Same guy that made Pepsi milk.

ShortFuse ,

NGL, I’d believe it if it said Pumpkin Spice Hot Dogs.

hydrospanner ,

I’m disappointed in myself that my first thought wasn’t utter revulsion, but instead, “Hmmm, I should get a few packs when they go on sale after moving zero units on Halloween…I bet they’ll make fantastic catfish bait.”

banneryear1868 ,

Probably wouldn’t be that bad if it was real, like a sweet Italian with extra fennel

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