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banneryear1868 ,

Probably wouldn’t be that bad if it was real, like a sweet Italian with extra fennel

hydrospanner ,

I’m disappointed in myself that my first thought wasn’t utter revulsion, but instead, “Hmmm, I should get a few packs when they go on sale after moving zero units on Halloween…I bet they’ll make fantastic catfish bait.”

Pinecone ,

Guys this is a fake from a guy that makes gross food combination pictures. Same guy that made Pepsi milk.

ShortFuse ,

NGL, I’d believe it if it said Pumpkin Spice Hot Dogs.

Pixel ,

If this is real, I wonder why they didn’t just use charcoal to capture the same market that likes hotdogs (and potentially dislikes licorice)

neptune ,

It’s not real. You can see the photo shop textures in the orange label. Also “black licorice” wouldn’t be an ingredient. It would be anise or natural flavoring that also happens to go into black licorice.

captain_aggravated ,
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It’s 4 AM. I’ve almost finished a bottle of wine. And now I want hot dogs. Not licorice ones, you fucking failures. But normal pig ass flavored ones.

Exusia OP ,
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

Yo you like pig ass? Bruh

SLGC ,

If you like hot dogs you like pig ass.

Exusia OP ,
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c0f6ad2c-befd-4944-83b0-ad2cee535574.jpeg

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Look, it’s the standard American recipe, as dictated by George Washington himself. Every American is born knowing this recipe, like how we all know how to make a s’more.

You take a pig (probably from the natives) and you cut off its ass. Throw the rest away because efficiency is for the goddamn communists. Puree this ass for about 90 minutes. Add high fructose corn syrup because lobbying. Extrude (squirt) it into a plastic forever chemical tube then microwave on high for 17:76. Serve 10 of these with 8 buns, because certain people just don’t deserve bread.

…apple pie and Chevrolet.

Slow ,

You can just wash the pig’s ass and eat a hot dog with beer.

ScrambleVerdict ,

Look up where vanilla flavouring comes from

Karyoplasma ,

The lab. Nobody uses beaver ass juice anymore.

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Artificial vanilla flavor is often derived from wood pulp anymore IIRC.

TenderfootGungi ,

Take out the chicken, beef, and pork, and these have potential.

Squirrel ,
@Squirrel@thelemmy.club avatar

Please, please tell me this isn’t real.

XTornado ,

Those not sure but they sell normal orange kind color candy ones for sure I have seen them.

Okokimup ,

Would this make drinking hot dog water better or worse?

Karyoplasma ,

Better because of the licorice, I suppose.

lntl ,

USA! USA! USA!

archonet ,

Oscar Mayer what the fuck have you done

Viking_Hippie ,

Speaking as a Scandinavian, I’d definitely try this 😂

affiliate ,

it’s but another thing to put ketchup on

Viking_Hippie ,

That’s what she said.

StalksEveryone ,
@StalksEveryone@futurology.today avatar

you’re not allowed to borrow our ketchup anymore. or any other sauce

Viking_Hippie ,

I’ll just supply my own sauce then, if you know what I mean 😏

Zerush ,
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https://file.coffee/u/3B-uJORx8BhDYpjxaN6EV.jpg

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted ,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

WHY.

Viking_Hippie ,

Why not? 🤷

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted ,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Don’t you use logic to muddle the issue! I have an opinion dammit, and I’ll be damned if I can’t make everyone else abide by it!

Viking_Hippie ,

Whatevs, more licorice meat byproducts for me! 🤷😄

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted ,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I shall tolerate it. Just don’t use this as an excuse to then eat bread. Remember! Wheat and wheat by-products are strictly illegal (unless the city secret police are doing it, then it’s fine because you didn’t see anything).

captain_aggravated ,
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One of the rocket parts they had in Kerbal Space Program was a gigantic wheel. I guess for you to make gigantic rovers for. The in-game description of this thing was

The RoveMax Model 3 was developed in total secrecy by Kerbal Motion’s R&D team over the course of a year and a half. When it was finally revealed to the company’s chairman, he stared in shock, screamed ‘WHY’, and subsequently dropped dead on the spot.

Since the day I ruined my own life I hadn’t laughed at anything as hard as I laughed at that.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted ,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Haha, that is glorious.

EvilEyedPanda ,

We’ve strayed so far.

v_krishna ,
@v_krishna@lemmy.ml avatar

lakrits korv

Horik ,
@Horik@artemis.camp avatar

Yes, officer. This post, right here.

Anarki_ ,

Ey wtf that sounds pretty good.

flamingo_pinyata ,

Love the vague meat content … chicken, pork, beef … whatever leftovers we have

Appoxo , (edited )
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

What do you expect from Wieners? They are like the Rote Wurst of Germany: Better not ask whats in there.

Edit: Can’t spell for good (sorry).

StalksEveryone ,
@StalksEveryone@futurology.today avatar

chicken beak, pigs tail, and cow nipple.

Slow ,

I think sausage made from cow’s teats is quite a tasty product.

My grandfather loved liver sausage, and I became nostalgic for this product. I decided to buy this sausage, but modern liver sausage under any brand consists of 1% liver and 99% flour…

StalksEveryone , (edited )
@StalksEveryone@futurology.today avatar

yeah cow teats doesn’t sound so bad. it does sound funny though.

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Whatever isn’t okay to put in cat food we make into hot dogs.

harry315 ,

I’d argue you could even put plastic and sawdust in there and you wouldn’t taste a difference.

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