Imagine the damage

sxan , 4 months ago

I think I saw this in an episode of Blue Eye Samurai.

M0oP0o , 4 months ago

Sorry to have to put this out here, but I think this would be less damage as getting hit with a non dick beetle. That dick is more then likely just fiberglass and maybe some wood, making a large “crumple zone”.

I have been thinking on this all day, and can not stop thinking on it.

UltraMagnus0001 , 4 months ago

ooh yeah

CaptainBlagbird , 4 months ago

There’s no /c/FoundYourMomsDildo yet?

TheRedSpade , 4 months ago

Be the change you wish to see.

JackFrostNCola , 4 months ago

Goatse.jpg

ninjan , 4 months ago

It’s not so bad, 9 months later a whole new car plops out!

rbn , 4 months ago

But just a tiny Matchbox car that you need to spend a small fortune over almost two decades before it’s ready for use.

Depending on the speed of the hotdog car you should get your exhaust checked. ;)

Comradesexual , 4 months ago

I can take it. Oh, you mean in a car. I’ve no driving license.

Sabre363 , 4 months ago

It’s probably made of fiberglass. Just watch out for splinters and remember to use plenty of lube.

werefreeatlast , 4 months ago

Some times a hot dog is just a hot dog. Sometimes it’s just a big brown dick.

Thanks George Carlin for your ever relevant comedy.

aeronmelon , 4 months ago

👺

archonet , 4 months ago

I don’t have enough lube for that.

Anticorp , 4 months ago

I’d rather not.

UsefulInfoPlz , 4 months ago

That’s funny. I used to drive by that every day when i lived in Tampa

Twitches , 4 months ago

Hey! I used to go after visiting Bush gardens. I miss the record/cd store right by it Sensuous Sound.

squid_slime , 4 months ago

Don’t tease me with a good time

TropicalDingdong , 4 months ago

This guy:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ecdc0bcc-9163-4203-8819-5abd6275e1b2.webm