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Draegur ,

This classification system is deeply flawed but one of the most obvious ways is failing to recognize that quiche is an arbitrarily over specific example of what its category should ACTUALLY be called, which is obviously PIE.

PIZZA IS PIE TOO. The crust puffing up elevated at the edges contains the ingredients within.

And in this case, a stuffed crust pizza is indeed a PIE SURROUNDED BY A CALZONE.

Alternatively surrounded by a burrito.

Lodespawn ,

Wouldn’t stuffed crust be toast surrounded by sushi?

meekah ,
@meekah@lemmy.world avatar

if you’re looking at the whole pizza pie, the crust doesn’t have open sides so it’s a calzone. if you’re looking at a single slice, it’s sushi.

stratosfear ,

Til cutting a pizza turns bread into fish

Draegur ,

then again, this is a a loop-shaped calzone… topologically, a torus. the chart doesn’t even have an entry for that, but i’m ok with provisionally classifying it as a calzone

Lodespawn ,

I feel like the chart needs a torus entry like some kind of filled doughnut, but I also think a rolled, filled torus is closer to a sushi roll than a calzone. I think everyone is just settling on calzone because we are talking about pizza and ignoring the structure and shape which is what this is about. How does a torus fit into the cube rule anyway? You can only consider it as the base structure which is a tube, ie sushi.

beefcat ,
@beefcat@beehaw.org avatar

the stuffed crust is prepared as a calzone but becomes sushi once the pizza is sliced.

daemoz ,

This was my exact assessment. I like how u think

dpkonofa ,

I just questioned this elsewhere and am in full agreement. Should be a pie.

MonkderZweite ,

which is obviously PIE tart.

Draegur ,

psh, YOU’RE a tart. :p

Kase ,

What’s your opinion on thin-crust pizza? Is it toast? I feel like it’s toast.

Draegur ,

you know what, yeah actually, i think i agree with that too!

sukhmel ,

Your comment makes me think that we’re missing (at least) one of configurations on the diagram, the one where two bases are perpendicular to each other. A slice of pizza will have that configuration, but I am too culinary-challenged to imagine anything else by that shape to name it after 🤔

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

This implies that a steak is a salad.

AVincentInSpace ,

A stuffed crust pizza is only a calzone attached to toast until you cut into it. At that point it becomes sushi attached to toast.

ParsnipWitch ,

Humans are Salad.

Unless they are still digesting, than they are often salad with croutons.

SpaceTurtle224 ,
@SpaceTurtle224@lemmy.world avatar

are flatbread and pitas toast?

ParsnipWitch ,

Flatbread yes. Most people I know either stuff their pita or fold it, so that would be a taco?

Smoogs ,

Or stuffed crust is the sushi of the pizza

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

So a jelly donut is a calzone? And I guess a plate of nachos is cake?

MataVatnik ,
@MataVatnik@lemmy.world avatar

Unironically yes

Sarmyth ,

A plate of nachos might be a salad.

NigelFrobisher ,

A Big Mac is a cake.

Vaginal_blood_fart ,

Or a club

chocosoldier ,

I came in here to say this

EmperorHenry ,
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

any burger with more than one pattie is a meat cake. There are meat based pies, so of course there can be meat based cakes too.

mlg ,
@mlg@lemmy.world avatar

Lasagna is cake?

IronicDeadPan ,

Always has been.

pineapplelover ,

A burrito is a sushi

ShadowCatEXE ,
@ShadowCatEXE@lemmy.world avatar

Not necessarily. A burrito can have one or both ends closed off. So it can also be a quiche or a calzone.

CO_Chewie ,

Does a burrito start as a calzone turn into quiche then finish life as a taco?

tigeruppercut , (edited )

Language is use, nerds. It ain’t a sandwich.

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Tlaloc_Temporal ,

I would find it a tad odd to refer to a hotdog as simply a sandwich, because we have a more precise and common word for it, but I would understand nonetheless.

Not just because of this debate, but also because when you use the ingredients separately you get weiner sandwiches and hot dog bun sandwiches.

It would be odd to call champagne wine, but still understandable. Same for calling a lava lamp an incandescent light. Actually, this would probably work for lots of genericized tradmarks, like jello, bandaid, dumpster, zamboni, kleenex, zipper, velcro, and so on.

sukhmel ,

Well, in the case when a table is empty except for the hotdog sandwich in question, I would maybe understand. But I imagine myself to be quite dumbfounded with such a naming

Tlaloc_Temporal ,

At this point, it’s pretty hard to find a natural opinion on hotdogs as sandwiches sunce everyone has heard of the great sandwich debate, but I don’t think it’s a big leap. I think calling a hamburger a sandwich is about as weird, for example.

bad_alloc ,

Since bread cannot be attached to language in any orientable way, you are right: It ain’t a sandwich, it’s a salad!

ChonkyOwlbear ,

Is every pie a quiche or is every quiche a pie?

curiousaur ,

Some pies are calzones.

ChonkyOwlbear ,

Calzones are in the hand pie family along with Cornish pasties and empanadas

curiousaur ,

I didn’t see those ones on the chart.

EmperorHenry ,
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

you can put slices of ham inside of a hotdog bun, a sub-sandwich is kind of like a hot dog

PolandIsAStateOfMind ,
@PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml avatar

Yes. Pizza was always a lie.

I_am_10_squirrels ,

Pizza is toast, not cake.

SexyTimeSasquatch ,

I would argue that according to this diagram, stuffed crust is in fact a sushi tube connecting to itself in a circle around the pizza.

themusicman ,

Certainly sushi if it’s just a slice

kboy101222 ,

Hear me out -

It’s a ring torus with a a different substance inside.

It’s a filled donut.

Mok98 ,

No hole in the middle, filled donut stuck to a toast maybe?

kboy101222 ,

Yeah, I’d agree. It’s definitely 2 different things going off the cube rule

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