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some_guy , in water...

Was the first joke on a Monty Python live show that I saw on VHS a hundred million years ago. That might have been the only joke before we stopped.

bradorsomething , in water...

Has anyone here ever had sex in a canoe? I can only imagine the logistics of laying down enough life preservers to make it comfortable, and any sidewards motions should be right out unless you want to turn this into skinny dipping. I guess you could use the momentum to your advantage to get some good thrusts in, but really, has the bottom of a canoe ever smelled sexy?

Just something to think about.

Strykker ,

The only advantage to a canoe is it’s slightly drier than the water and slightly less sandy than the beach.

MeDuViNoX ,
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

That last point, maybe sex in a canoe that was beached? Then it wouldn’t tip over and you wouldn’t get sandy.

Meltrax ,

Canoes also have crossbars every 4 feet or so to keep them reasonably structurally sound. So those are very in your way.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

That just means it requires creativity.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Has anyone here ever had sex in a canoe?

In all of human history? Almost certainly.

Also, there is this sort of canoe, which would be much more stable for fucking in.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/698d7ad7-e309-4f06-901f-341fbc208a91.png

Klear ,

Look at those fucking canoes!

Klear ,

Nobody said American beer is particularly enjoyable…

Swerker , in Funny how that happens

As a Swedish dairyfarmer: sure, there are bad apples everywhere. But the majority of us loves our animals and if they don’t get treated well they don’t produce well.

But we need you consumers to help. Visit farms when possible, buy local or at least farmer-owned brands with high standards. Show that you care, vote in the EU election. etc.

usernamesAreTricky OP ,

From global estimates

It’s estimated that three-quarters – 74% – of land livestock are factory-farmed

[…]

Combine land animals and fish, and the final estimate comes to 94% of livestock living on factory farms.

ourworldindata.org/how-many-animals-are-factory-f…

Prunebutt ,

The meme specifies “industrial”. I don’t think any industrial farmer has any love for their animals.

fushuan ,

Industry and industrial aren’t the same. The animal industry includes local farms, since they are part of the sector/industry. Industrial farms/factories are a subsector of the industry, the ones that are the actual cancer on society.

DarthFrodo ,

But the majority of us loves our animals

And when the milk production drops, the vast majority of dairy cows get their throat slit and their bodies sold for profit. I surely wouldn’t treat those that I love that way, but I guess animal farmers just have a very different concept of “loving animals” compared to people who have pets, for example.

capt_wolf , in Next Gen of Viral Meme
@capt_wolf@lemmy.world avatar
AliOski ,

Not even needed. You can open the Microsoft store to install Firefox or if winget is pre installed you can use winget.

SaltyIceteaMaker ,

Problem with the store is it encrypts the files. Ateast the last time i used it

Imgonnatrythis , in water...

Jimmy Fallon’s jokes are close to water.

Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Shore they are

IsThisAnAI , in water...

None of you bitching about American beer have stepped foot inside a beer shop here.

ImplyingImplications , in Next Gen of Viral Meme

Using a browser to download a browser is for people who don’t know how to use a package manager.

WolfLink ,

You need a browser to install a packages manager on Windows or Mac.

(Unless you’ve memorized the urls you need and can use curl)

ImplyingImplications ,

Windows has WinGet now. It’s probably already installed but if not, their install page says it can be installed from the Microsoft Store. It also has WSL for running Linux programs.

1984 ,
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

They couldn’t create a tool without putting Win in it’s name even :)

Guess we should add Lin to all the Linux package managers…

papalonian ,

I swear, y’all will find anything to complain about Windows, lol. Not that it isn’t sometimes justified.

1984 ,
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

That’s true. :)

30p87 ,

Everyone who needs to use Mac or Windows due to work will very likely not have permissions to install anything anyway. And the lost souls using those “Operating Systems” out of free will … well “some just need to be left behind. The family doesn’t need to care for them anymore.”

ScoreDivision ,

Dev world is heavily on Mac as its more stable & still Unix based.

30p87 ,

Not really Mac, but I had more issues with normal, very light, work on my iPad than on Arch testing, even with NVidia.

AlexWIWA ,

I’ll sadly be on Mac for work until there’s a Linux build that can compete with the M1 performance, thermals, and battery life. I can’t believe I lived so long with laptops that couldn’t be used on my lap.

refurbishedrefurbisher ,

You can use Asahi Linux on an M1 Mac.

gyrfalcon ,
@gyrfalcon@beehaw.org avatar

Only if you can convince the IT department

AlexWIWA ,

I’ve tried it and it’s not ready for my daily workload. I’ll probably be able to switch in a year thankfully. I am sick of Mac os

Ephera ,

From what I’ve heard of colleagues that chose macOS, it mostly seemed like a pain in the ass. Like, that they can’t run the actual software, because they have ARM hardware. Or lots of small differences between macOS and the Linux that we’ll deploy to…

refurbishedrefurbisher ,

Both Windows and Mac come with package managers of sorts. Windows has WinGet and the Windows Store. Mac has the App Store.

WolfLink ,

That’s fair. App Store as the GUI equivalent of a package manager makes sense.

VicentAdultman ,
sharkfucker420 ,
@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

So real

BuckenBerry ,
@BuckenBerry@lemmy.world avatar

Package managers are great until you realize you don’t know if you need to install “firefox” or “Morzilla Firefox” or “Firefox browser”, only to realize you don’t know how Mozilla is spelled.

boatsnhos931 , in He does that a lot.

It’s spelled Jesus scars, check his hands if you don’t believe me

TheControlled , in water...

America has some of the best beer on Earth. Europeans really show their cultural naivete and prejudice when they say stuff like this. I used be feel mad, now I just pity them.

Klear ,
boatsnhos931 , in Happy Pride to my LGBTQ homies! You are much loved.

It looks like you have something on your mouth, is that hair gel?!

Steve ,

I make it myself

boatsnhos931 ,

Arm to table

Prunebutt , in Funny how that happens

Don’t you mean “exits” the building?

usernamesAreTricky OP ,

Was thinking more about cameras from journalists or other organizations

Their ads usually don’t show them inside even when they live there

Bringing up a Tyson competitor, the farm manager wonders how other poultry companies handle supposedly free-range-raised chickens. The short answer: They don’t, really.

“Those birds don’t go outside — you know that,” the technician replies. “They don’t all go out … Look that up online.”

The manager chimes in: “It’s not like they make it like all of ’em come out and enjoy the sun.”

“That is strictly for commercial [advertising] purposes,” the technician says. “They pick the prettiest birds [for commercials] and they toss ’em out in the grass.”

vox.com/…/tyson-chicken-free-range-humanewashing-…

SnotFlickerman ,
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

A bunch of fucking asshats operating on dumb shit like “Perception is reality.”

No, you’re still torturing and abusing animals, you sick fucks.

Prunebutt ,

Slaps forehead now I get it.

Shiggles ,

A couple generations from now, I bet this’ll be unthinkable to those who’ve only ever known lab grown meat. I can’t wait.

usernamesAreTricky OP ,

In the mean time, there’s plenty of plant-based meats along with plant-based dishes and the like. If we only wait for cultured meat, harm will continue to be done

YarHarSuperstar , in water...
@YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world avatar

The beer in the pic isn’t American but the two people are? Lazy meme

EherVielleicht OP ,
@EherVielleicht@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

It’s my favourite beer…

…but yes I’m laz

ComfortableRaspberry ,

Gustl Ultras Unite!

Sabre363 , in water...

Hey, I’ve had some great beer in America.

. . . wonder what that little import label means . . .

Got_Bent , in water...

When I used to teach European students, they would invariably go out and buy the cheapest crap they could find like cases of pabst genuine draft and then complain how bad the American beer is.

I think the British equivalent would be if I bought a bottle of frosty jack and used it to declare all British cider to be shitty.

You gotta spend some money to get good American beer. Pretty much all the nationally brewed stuff is shit. There’s a lot of local stuff that’s actually good.

I’m not sure how European beer culture works, but one of the reasons to drink shitty American beer water is that you can drink it all day without dying.

One more useless fact: I long thought that adjuncts in shitty American beer like corn and rice were strictly cost cutting measures. There’s definitely some truth to that. But the origins apparently go back to nineteenth century brewers being unable to achieve a clear lager with the barley that was available in America. When they used the barley exclusively, they kept getting a cloudy product.

pingveno ,

At least where I’m from (Portland), it’s really not hard to find good beers, ciders, and so on. There are food carts that have 20 beers on tap and an extra collection of bottled/canned options.

Got_Bent ,

You’ve definitely got no shortage of choices out there.

I was up in the other Portland last week (Maine) and they’ve also got a ton of good options.

That city name must inspire people or something.

K4mpfie ,

Had a similar experience when roadtripping over there. Each town had a big share of local beers who were all great. Especially if you can enjoy a good IPA. Local American beers definitely are on the same level as European ones.
Just don’t buy Bud light and similar you get at a Walmart.

TrendigOsthyvel , in Happy Pride to my LGBTQ homies! You are much loved.

A lot of gay! 🥰

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