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CareHare , in Breakfasts from around the world!

Common misconception, but the towel dipped in mayonaise (often paired with a well aged Trapist) is very typical for a Belgian breakfast, not the Germans.

greyscale ,
@greyscale@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Duolingo keeps beating me up about trapist beer, the gravensteen being older than the atomium and red devils loving stew and sprouts

HurlingDurling ,

Also it’s a 98 Daewoo Tico, not a Focus

Elephant0991 , in meirl
@Elephant0991@lemmy.bleh.au avatar

At least you did post an excellent meme because of the painful, terrible event.

kapx132 , in You WILL use chrome, and you WILL watch the ads!
@kapx132@lemmy.world avatar

I have already quit reddit, I can live without youtube.

peopleproblems ,

The amount of stuff I watched on YouTube was 0.

Honestly it’s about time the internet grows up a bit and stops relying on horrible video tutorials.

citrusface ,

I’m sorry - video tutorials are so much easier for me to learn from than reading. I am 40 and have a disability. It’s far easier for me to comprehend a video than reading - and since I can’t have someone come to my home and teach or show me all the things I want to learn how to do - I watch videos.

I think the issue is corporate greed - not people wanting to watch cat videos and learn how to unclog a sink or watch someone cook something.

SpezCanLigmaBalls ,
@SpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.world avatar

Why would we not use one of the most convienent ways to teach yourself skills? Thats incredibly backwards

scottywh ,

For certain specific use cases a video tutorial can be incredibly useful… like replacing specific parts on appliances or cars after diagnosing the problem.

Much of the content there is just noise to me too but there’s definitely some shit I find valuable.

i_lost_my_bagel ,
@i_lost_my_bagel@seriously.iamincredibly.gay avatar

Fun fact: people use YouTube for things other than tutorials

AndreyAsimow ,
@AndreyAsimow@lemmy.world avatar

Do Out have time to talk about our lord and savior LibreTube?

original_ish_name ,

LBRY/Peertube master race

diaphanous , in Whatchu got
Legendsofanus ,
@Legendsofanus@lemmy.world avatar

Source?

Anarki_ ,

Tom Scott

Cyyris , in Whatchu got
AllonzeeLV , in Fediverse users be like

I see no blackjack.

The hookers more than make up for it though, good work!

sabreW4K3 ,
@sabreW4K3@lemmy.tf avatar

!blackjack

!/s!<

VanillaGorilla ,

I feel Reddit had more of them. I don't mind not getting spammed with OnlyFans messages from obviously not bots. I think they wanted my money, not my love.

demonquark ,

I’m on lemmy.ml. Ever since they defederated lemmynsfw, we don’t even have hookers.

SturgiesYrFase ,
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

F

Is for findadifferentinstanceandmakeasecondaccount.

kool_newt ,

Is that German?

SturgiesYrFase ,
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

Ja!

Ddhuud , in Fashion is a weird thing

They haven’t been paying attention for long enough to make such a prediction.

The waist height vs time function is approachable to a sinusoidal function with a period of about 20 years.

akilou ,

This is the correct answer. It’s sinosoidal and the frequency has to stay low enough that the time between peaks and troughs will necessitate that people continuously buy jeans and can’t reuse the ones from the prior peak or trough.

PersnickityPenguin ,

Right. Who else remembers when bell bottoms came back what, 18 years ago?

stebo02 , in Rekt
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

the hamster is so cute why did you have to make this comparison 😭

superkret ,

It’s an Xhamster.

stebo02 ,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

nooooo😭😭😭

jasondj , in Fashion is a weird thing

Lady, if you’ve got the same hips after 20 years, you’re either doing something really wrong, or something really right.

argv_minus_one ,

Isn’t the shape of hips defined primarily by bones? 🤨

jasondj ,

Fine, perhaps I should have said “waistline”.

kabobglance ,

Which can change over time, especially when doing activities like bearing children

pastermil ,

It’s a manequin

jasondj ,

Looks like a womannequin to me.

Legendsofanus ,
@Legendsofanus@lemmy.world avatar

Made me laugh, thanks

yogthos , in 🙃😵💀
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

I see they moved on from telling us not to have avocado to toast to just not have any toast.

Naz ,

One more step and they’ll move onto what they actually want us to do.

Dirk , in 🙃😵💀
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

If you don’t have enough money for bread, buy cake instead!

gornar ,
@gornar@lemmy.world avatar

Great advice with almost no historical downsides, probably!

johnthedoe , in Scrubs is pretty good

Scrubs was the king of making up nicknames for their characters

hitmyspot ,

Turk turkleton begs to differ.

Carter , in Posting my favorite memes

I’ve gotten into gaming more again by simply sticking with indie games. No more 100 hour boring open worlds.

iamnotdave ,

There is Something about a simple two hour game about a guy and his girlfriend getting stuck in the woods fending off the mothman.

Ezld ,

Recently been just playing cozy games I used to scoff at. So much I’ve not only played more games this summer than the last few year but felt great joy actually finishing a game. Sometimes short and sweet is best.

Feathercrown ,

I’ve heard good things about A Short Hike, it sounds like something you might enjoy.

Ezld ,

Just picked it up with the Whims & Wonder Humble Bundle. I’ve been enjoying the shit out of all those games. I have yet to try A Short Hike but it’s on my list.

temptest , in I was 27 at your age, son
@temptest@hexbear.net avatar

Why would you spoil the punchline in the title?

What’s the logic in this?

Shepstr ,

There is none.

rubythulhu , in Keep it simple

i mean technically we have the and thə

Lt_Worf OP ,

Excuse me friend, but one of your e’s appears to be drunk.

theodewere ,
@theodewere@kbin.social avatar

i'm pretty sure about 12-15% of the English language is.. smashed to the tits..

Bene7rddso ,

More like 70-80%

VikingHippie ,

ə: I’m not as think as you drunk I am, ossifer!

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