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literallyacat , in I mean I certainly would
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Once again, Matt Groening predicted the future in the Napster episode of Futurama.

rob64 ,

I am Lucy Liu. Give me your spines.

dingus , in Losing the argument because DDOS
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Whenever it sits there spinning and thinking for a minute, I copy the text I wrote so when it fails, I can try again.

kresten ,

I always copy longer messages no matter the platform, it’s way too often they disappear for me to risk it

Ghyste , in Watching Lemmy Grow So Fast, Like...

I’d almost take a repost of an actual meme over another comic strip, twitter screenshot, or plain old picture… This community is already dumpster fire.

Roundcat ,
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Shit! a community complaint post already ??

gronjo45 , in I wish it was satire.

To what extent could companies wreck my freedom in cars even more? I have heard of heated seats being pay walled, despite the technology to heat the seat being installed in the factory… Computer controlled locking systems where if my key fob breaks I can’t get into my car, or worse, the electronic control system fails and I’m up shit creek without a paddle.

As to education, how can I even learn to repair something like that? My ignorance makes me think soldering may be useful, but how can an individual have greater control on the freedom to repair and own their automobile. The generality of my question lays in my ignorance to the inner workings of most cars.

Rodeo ,

You have to buy special $3000 computer handhelds that plug into the car and let you interface with it completely. Often you can only buy those with a business account direct from the manufacturer.

You cand do a little bit with OBD II using a $10 Bluetooth dongle and free app. But that’s basically limited to reading and clearing codes.

gronjo45 ,

I got an OBD-II device for reading and clearing codes and at least I can snatch them from my vehicle. I haven’t heard of the dongle before, does it connect to the infotainment system and then allow you access to the underlying file system? I don’t want to brick anything doing that lol

irmoz , in The decentralized web is growing

Yeah, no. The deaths of those websites have not happened yet, and when they do, the Fediverse will not be the one holding the scythe

erogenouswarzone ,
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Right, it’ll be death by suicides.

Google should probably be on there too. Can’t find anything either non-corporate or irrelevant these days.

I was looking for js libraries that extended the ecma array prototypes, Google gave me a billion pages about how to use the ecma array prototypes.

Col3814444 , in I wish it was satire.

Never EVER would I buy a car from any manufacturer that does this.

Chariotwheel ,

We said that when the Oblivion horse armor released. And look where we are now.

At some point basically everyone will do it and marketing will fo the rest.

Col3814444 ,

Oblivion doesn’t cost $50k+ to buy. If these greedy fuckers think they can RENT me parts of a car I already own, they can go fuck themselves.

McBinary ,
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John Deere has entered the chat

conneru64 ,

You might not have a choice if they all decide to do it. Companies are actually kinda good at that kind of collective actions sometimes.

johnthedoe ,

When this becomes the norm. I look to the jailbreak community for hope.

I WILL download a car!

dottedgreenline , in But I love death
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A lot of people in the comments can’t seem to make the distinction between what they have been fed since they were little and that they are used to, and what is good, or tastes good.

abraxas ,

Most people who eat meat also eat some subset of vegetables and know they like/hate some other subset of vegetables.

The human body loves getting addicted to the unhealthy sugar carbs found in some plants, but our taste buds do tend to have a healthier long-term relationship with the umami balance you get more easily from meats and seafoods.

dream_weasel , in But I love death

Do you know what those self-mummifying japanese monks ate to mummify themselves? Plants. Not even very many plants.

I don’t want to be a mummy.

roux ,
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This is definitely a sane and logical take. I’ve been eating plants for almost a year and no meat. Not only am I still waiting for my soy manboobs to come in but in surprisingly not a mummy lol.

Fizz , in Stop he's already dead
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Apple isn’t losing here. Eu is forcing them to make better phones.

TimewornTraveler ,

Um, what? Apple makes shitty design decisions to manipulate their consumer base. These regulations prevent them from doing that. These regulations mean the consumers win. Apple still has branded braindead consumers, but at least they went be able to scam them on batteries headphones and chargers as easily.

Metaright , in Stop he's already dead
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I wish I lived in Europe.

koorool ,

Many european countries have great immigration laws and opportunities. Some companies will offer relocation assistance and reimbursment. It’s a challange, but it’s possible.

Just please leave your cars behind :)

EmoDuck , in Thank you for your service

And they did all of this while being a bunch of plankton inside a dead girl

odium ,

Sometimes it takes a bunch of real aquatic microorganisms to be best girl

Addfwyn , in Reddit refugees complaining that there's too much NSFW content and communism in their Lemmy feeds

People on lemmy.ml thinking we just really enjoy Mali.

It’s actually been super refreshing to, generally, be able to say I am a Marxist-Leninist and not immediately get downvoted into oblivion. There are still some of the kneejerk reactions to the CPC, but even then people seem more willing to engage on good-faith even with disagreements.

Rinox ,

be able to say I am a Marxist-Leninist

CPC

I think those two things are not the same and quite incompatible. Modern China is a capitalist hellscape, certainly not the communist utopia Marx had in mind. They have one of the highest levels of wealth disparity in the world and the highest number of billionaires, even more than the US.

I fully believe that Marx would be horrified if he saw modern China.

EchoCT ,

Theres is a lot of nuance to that argument. Even Marx agreed that a capital stage is a necessary step on the way to communism. That’s the whole dialect part of dialect materialism. Each step of the ladder has to be walked through and past as it becomes obsolete.

Rinox ,

I think he meant that it was necessary when going from a capitalist society to a communist society. China went from a rural society to a communist society to a capitalist society.

To be honest, nothing against that, it’s obvious to me that communism as applied by the USSR or Mao or the Kims does not really work and the people really suffered for that, but if you do believe in the communist tenants, then China and Russia are as far away from that as you can possibly get.

TimeSquirrel , in My Lemmy Experience Thus Far
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That's disgusting! Can you tell me where you saw it so that I can make sure I won't be going there? /s

BeigeAgenda ,
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If you allow nsfw it just shows up in your all feed, after looking at a few I just unchecked nsfw, thanks but no thanks furries.

yote_zip ,
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If you want NSFW on /c/all it shouldn’t take too long to block each community instead - I’ve done that to most of lemmynsfw and haven’t seen anything in a while. Scrolling /c/all in peace is really only an option because Lemmy is so new - if you browse /c/all in a year from now you’re gonna get a lot of stuff you don’t want.

rare_polyhedron , in I have a theory that the more lore a franchise has, the more of an autistic fanbase it has. I made a graphic about it.

Star Wars has too much broad appeal to be that high on the autism list

blaine ,

I don't know how anyone can say that Star Wars has more lore than Star Trek. They both have about the same number of movies and books, but Star Trek has hundreds more episodes of TV to expand the lore even further.

Wxnzxn , in sharing
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I know, I know, it is just a silly meme, but still, Marx spent an immense amount of time and thought to explain that equality is not only not the goal of communism, but impossible in principle.

It’s about coordinating our socially necessary labour and recourses rationally - in a way, that each person can have the maximum possible amount of freedom, time and resources to develop their own humanity. Basically, using the immense production potential capitalism created in a way that time and energy used up in labour is reduced, overproduction and waste is avoided and the division that came with class society (where slaves are needed for one class to have leisure and time to develop their thoughts) is overcome.

Just some nitpick, basically, communism is already about sharing with filters, equality does not really exist.

roux ,
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So I get to keep my toothbrush??? 👀👀👀👀

Wxnzxn ,
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Only if I can use it, too, not because of communism but just because

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