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NathanUp , in Pure evil
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Why do people hate raisins? They’re chewy little sugar bombs. What’s not to like?

Halosheep ,

They taste like stale air, in my opinion.

TimeSquirrel ,
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They look and feel like I'm eating little roaches embedded in my food.

Domriso ,

That just makes them better! Like when you eat lo mein and get to pretend the pieces of cabbage are little grubs. It's the best part!

WildlyCanadian ,
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I love raisins by themselves, or sometimes in food like Tagine

Raisins in baking are almost always a disappointment

grasshopper_mouse ,
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Exactly. I love raisins in trail mix, but any cooked or baked raisins are disgusting little bugs that pop in your mouth when you bite down on them and omg it makes me wanna hurl just thinking about it

exu ,

They’re fine as long as they’re inside the baked good. Won’t get roasted too much there.
Those burnt one on the surface are terrible.

Mr_Blott ,

Someone who cannot appreciate the joy of a Fly Cemetery Biscuit smh

DrinkBoba ,

Same this comic does not resonate

taanegl ,

I have found my kin.

Ubermeisters ,

I like the golden raisins, take them when I hike and camp usually.

Catsrules ,

Raisins are fine until you eat a cookie expecting chocolate chips and get a raisins instead.

usualsuspect191 ,

The best have both

t0fr ,
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Chocolate chips are fine until you eat a cookie expecting raisins and get chocolate chips instead.

TopShelfVanilla ,

Yeah, oatmeal chocolate chip cookies are trash.

original_reader ,

I respectfully disagree and look forward to each one of them.

Also: this Comic makes no sense. Raisins are awesome (if done right in baking)!

Mouselemming ,

If they don’t have worms in them.

Catsrules ,

Except I don’t want to live my life expecting raisins in my cookies.

bandario ,
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To the American palate natural sugars taste like sour lemons. The rest of the world goes crazy for sultanas or raisins in things because they are such a sweet little surprise. To Americans raised on a steady diet of factory brewed high fructose corn syrup, they seem to offend and overwhelm their senses.

I hear so much raisin hate on American podcasts etc. I’ll never understand it.

Mr_Blott ,

Even the pastry in the meme is a “pain au raisin” which they’ve just put… icing sugar on top of 🤢

Gradually_Adjusting , (edited )
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You’re not far wrong, but the corollary is it’s really hard to avoid unless you’re fairly nutrition aware. After moving away I lost several kilo in a year by accident. Eating normal food and living someplace walkable does a lot.

ed: typo

Kaiserschmarrn ,

I’m from Europe and I don’t like raisins. 🤷‍♂️

TheControlled ,

Lol that’s absurd hahaha People have different palletes and culture and socioeconomic history. To just slash out us little Americans for a quick jab is ignorant at best. Everyone loves fruit in America. Everyone on earth loves fruit. Put that pet theory to rest.

For what it’s worth, I love raisins in bread, cereal, salads and cookie and I’m American as they come.

Mouselemming ,

Someone gave out little boxes of raisins on Halloween. I poured them into my mouth. They had worms in them. To this day I’m suspicious of raisins.

stochasticity ,

Nooooooo

_CottonCandyUnicorn_ ,

Damn it, man! I just bought a big pack of those little boxes of raisins for my toddler yesterday. Now I’m gonna remember this and instinctively check the damn box before I give them to her. Thanks a lot!!

Mouselemming ,

Well I hope you do! Just pour the raisins into your palm, see that they’re fine, put them back in the little box for the kid to pinch out one at a time. Meanwhile, put all the little boxes in a ziplock bag to keep pantry moths out. If you want to be extra sure, I think if you froze them for a day or two you’d probably kill anything that was already in there.

JustAManOnAToilet ,

Nah your previous piece of candy had a powerful hallucinogen in it.

SoyaSuki ,
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Protein candy

CoderKat ,

I love raisins on their own. And in raisin brand for some reason. But I strongly dislike their texture in baked goods such as cinnamon buns or cookies.

Laticauda ,

For me it’s the texture that causes issues. I love grapes, but dry them out and suddenly they make me nauseous.

cubedsteaks ,

They taste like nothing to me. Feels like I’m chewing used gum or something.

Conyak , in Pure evil

I love raisins, especially in cinnamon rolls and carrot cake!

Bye ,

Carrot cake should be called something else if it doesn’t have raisins or currants in it. They are so damn good.

Maddie , in Pure evil
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Raisins in cinnamon rolls are delicious!

MisterFrog ,
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I don’t think I’ve ever had cinnamon rolls without them

Leviathan , in Don't let him see you cry.

I used to like really spicy food and kept pestering my local place to make spicier curries until one day they finally got it hot enough to get to me. I ate the whole thing while the owner watched me laugh at my stupidity through my tears. It felt like I had a little space heater in my bowels for two whole days.

kree , in Don't let him see you cry.

He’s sweating because he’s only just now noticed the cigarette butt in the hot sauce and the pronounced black lines under the fingernails of the cook. The looming diarrhea train is just around the corner and it got no brakes.

albertsy2 , in How though?

People can be so stupid

AnUnusualRelic ,
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Having met people, I have to agree.

Tilgare ,

I thought this whole “object behind paper against a mirror” thing was just a meme at first because the result is very intuitive and not at all shocking… But then I guess people genuinely didn’t get it? People really can be so stupid.

BuboScandiacus ,
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It isn’t just a meme ?

Agent641 ,

I take this as permission rather than a statement of fact.

Resol , in When you hear someone pronounce GIF as 'JIF
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I pronounce “salmon”, “solder”, “colonel”, “victual”, “gunwale”, “vineyard”, and “indict” all phonetically. I still insist that they’re alternative pronoucniations and not “wrong ways to pronounce them”. If that’s the case, then say “GIF” however the hell you want.

bigkahuna1986 ,

TIL victual is a word.

Resol ,
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Wait until you learn that it’s pronounced “vittle”. I hate English now.

zurohki ,

You should never say 'worcestershire sauce ’ in public, you’ll cause a riot.

Resol ,
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This I can do without causing a riot.

But seriously though, the Brits have weird place names.

NaomiBTW , in Show me what you got!
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Resol , in Whenvideos games tell you to press X
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Proposal: make the X button look like this: 🥚

quicksand ,

Problem solved

VikingHippie ,

How will we get enough chickens, though?

Resol ,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

By replacing the triangle button with those

VikingHippie ,
Venat0r ,

But then it might get mixed up with the ⭕ button.

Resol ,
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In that case, add a face on it

Kyoyeou ,

Take good care of Paul 🥚

Anangrierterrarian ,

THE PASSWORD IS ON FIRE PUT IT OUT

Resol ,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

Ok

ryannathans , in Show me what you got!
demystify , in moo

Bold of you to assume I have friends that would notice me not leaving house

some_guy , in When you hear someone pronounce GIF as 'JIF

It should be a war crime.

GlitchSir , in Pure evil

Used to not like them as a kid. But love them as an adult

WhyIDie , in I will bear your burdens forever

the hoarder comes in many forms

NENathaniel , in Seriously, one has been sighted just an hour from where I live
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Bro I see one of those and Ima have a mental breakdown, those things terrify tf outta me

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