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GrammatonCleric , in #blessed
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

If you eat some of the corn, does it grow back?

sayabulegila ,

yes, but you have to wait until the next eternity

Tb0n3 , in Anyone got a hookup?

“Science”

Letstakealook ,

You gotta do you your own research.

pizzaiolo , in Won't catch me

Looks like a lil dick sticking out of the wheel

itsmistermoon , (edited )
@itsmistermoon@feddit.cl avatar

Fellas, is it gay to drive a car? I mean, you’re basically riding four tiny dicks every time you jump into a car.

artisanrox ,
@artisanrox@kbin.social avatar

yes, and it's not only if you're driving a $1000gas/month, triple-wide extended club cab Ford 78500-50 with a 9' front end and raised tires.

roon ,
@roon@lemmy.ml avatar

Imagine the stick shifters

TimeSquirrel ,
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

So are you giving them a blowjob every time you pump them up?

DarkMessiah ,

Nah, you’re playing to their inflation fetish.

itsmistermoon ,
@itsmistermoon@feddit.cl avatar

Bruh 💀

FederatedSaint ,

I thought it looked familiar. https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/d606a6f1-30a0-448d-aafa-705355992f38.png

Default_Defect ,
@Default_Defect@midwest.social avatar

You mean average sized?

ChickenLadyLovesLife , in pew pew

Forget glocks, nessie, you need to use your Area-15.

Snailpope , in #blessed

Corn me up, snake

Discola , in #blessed

Corn me up, snake

Mothra , in Telling friends and family about my next hike
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

I’d be horrified if it was actually 4AM. I could never wake that early, let alone for a hike

Gormadt OP ,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Yeah 4am hikes are brutal even with prep

Sometimes though they’re needed for the best views

xantoxis , in Fox news

Me [snorting rails of marijuana]: fuck man they don’t know SHIT about drugs

ADrunkChicken ,
@ADrunkChicken@lemmy.world avatar

Wait you mean I’m not supposed to be injecting marijuana between my toes

xantoxis ,

Bro that’s how you get addicted

sexy_peach , in Oops

lmao I feel bad for laughing at this

WtfEvenIsExistence , in Salt power

Can I offer you some salt in these trying times?

newIdentity ,

As long as it’s 3,4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine-HCl

Volfkha , in Duck
@Volfkha@sopuli.xyz avatar

You may see a duck, but Stanley sees a bucket.

ALostInquirer ,

Surely you mean a ducket?

walter_wiggles , in #blessed

Snake up me corn

DahGangalang , in #blessed

Corn me up snake

shootwhatsmyname , in #blessed
@shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee avatar

cornsnek

HiddenLayer5 , (edited ) in Fox news

I tried to snort a line of weed once, almost died. It got into my trachea and I started choking. I should have known marijuana was deadly!

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