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ihavenopeopleskills ,
@ihavenopeopleskills@kbin.social avatar

All the more reason to get run-flats. Spike strips can't stop them.

spagnod ,

Don’t forget to remove the square pedal under the driver’s seat. It’s put there by the manufacturers to limit your speed in a bid to get more of your money by artificially making other of their models seem faster

WtfEvenIsExistence ,

Hey dont forget, PC parts can get damaged when you don’t change it’s oil. Make sure you add more lubricant to your PC to make your gaming experience smoother!*

*Your mileage kilometers may vary

0oWow ,

Well, oil-cooled computers are a thing lol.

pizzaiolo ,

Looks like a lil dick sticking out of the wheel

itsmistermoon , (edited )
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Fellas, is it gay to drive a car? I mean, you’re basically riding four tiny dicks every time you jump into a car.

artisanrox ,
@artisanrox@kbin.social avatar

yes, and it's not only if you're driving a $1000gas/month, triple-wide extended club cab Ford 78500-50 with a 9' front end and raised tires.

roon ,
@roon@lemmy.ml avatar

Imagine the stick shifters

TimeSquirrel ,
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

So are you giving them a blowjob every time you pump them up?

DarkMessiah ,

Nah, you’re playing to their inflation fetish.

itsmistermoon ,
@itsmistermoon@feddit.cl avatar

Bruh 💀

FederatedSaint ,

I thought it looked familiar. https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/d606a6f1-30a0-448d-aafa-705355992f38.png

Default_Defect ,
@Default_Defect@midwest.social avatar

You mean average sized?

jono ,

I bet someone will think this is true!

glowie OP ,
@glowie@infosec.pub avatar

But the internet said it was true mate

TheRealLinga ,

Internet spokesperson here. That picture is actually antifa propaganda for cutting off men’s tiny rubbery penises in order to achieve the leftist agenda.

Blimp7990 , (edited )

I thought getting your tiny, rubbery penis cut off was a prerequisite for purchasing a raised pickup truck?

TheRealLinga ,

Same thing!

TheLobotomist ,
@TheLobotomist@lemmy.world avatar

What?! Is this fake? Did I just fuck up my car for no reason?

glowie OP ,
@glowie@infosec.pub avatar

Spooks can’t chase you if there’s never a chase

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