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curiousaur , in Equine facts.

Not even close. Mites are animals. Between your ass hair, clothing, and the square inch of horse fur, each time you fart on a horse you fart on half a million mites. And everyone who doesn’t ride horses, 99.999 percent of the population, farts on mites every time they flatulate.

barttier ,

Yes, but different mites. Their lifespan is too short. Horses however have to endure years of farting.

CarrierLost ,
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As the owner of several horses, I will attest to the fact that they fart on us WAY more than we fart on them.

SupraMario ,

This is correct, they like to shit when you’re near the back end as well, nervous poops. Also this lady is clearly scared shitless on this horse, poor bastards face is being pulled on so much his damn chin is touching his neck.

Laticauda ,

She’s not even holding the reins, they’re just way too tight.

SupraMario ,

Looks like she is holding them all crunched up and leaning forwards on the horse. There is no saddle so there isn’t a way to tighten the reins without her holding them.

Laticauda ,

It doesn’t look like she’s holding them crunched up to me, her hand is open and flat and there’s no dark pixels under it to show the rein there, it looks like it’s just a tight harness, possibly designed to get the horse’s head to pose this way. I mean I could be wrong of course, that’s just how it looks to me.

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

“Don’t dish what you can’t take” the horse probably

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

This is not a thought I needed to have haha.

coffee_poops , in A dollar saved is a dollar earned

I also get to avoid slave labor in the supply chain, so…

unique_hemp ,

Where the fuck do you think people buy tomatos?

Hype ,

You don’t buy them from your local supermarket that has a live feed of the tomato slaves out in the fields toiling away? My favorite part is the button they added that lets you auto-whip them on command.

1847953620 ,

Weird-looking tomato almost made it into my aesthetically perfect life? That’s 3 button presses.

reverendsteveii ,

civileats.com/…/did-slaves-produce-your-food-forc…

Lots of stuff on your grocery store shelves was made by slaves hidden away in some other country that either doesn’t have the laws or doesn’t have the ability to enforce them. Do you like chocolate or coffee?

unique_hemp ,

Sure, for some produce that is true, I am aware. But tomatoes? At least where I’m from they are either local or come from other EU countries (Spain, The Netherlands usually).

Cannizzaro , in Inflation yaay!

and they say inflation is good

foggy ,

Inflation is bad. Deflation is bad. It’s all bad, really.

interolivary , in All your base are belong to us
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Ah we’re now all the way back to '00. I wonder when Mr. T ate my balls will show up

the_itsb ,

Mr T knows his balls.

That caption is 🤌

TimeSquirrel ,
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luk3th3dud3 OP ,

Ofc there is a xkcd for this… Great thing is that I did not know this one yet, so thanks!

interolivary ,
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It’s an oooooold meme, so if you weren’t online in the mid '90s you probably wouldn’t have seen it. I’ve been doing this shit way too long 😅

elbowdrop , in Equine facts.

Not true. My dog farts on me for more often then I fart on a horse. So for its about a billion to zero.

CharcoalRushmoore ,

I also blame my farts on the dog.

hemmes , (edited ) in Ketamine Street

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AndreyAsimow , in Equine facts.
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Poor horses… where is PETA when you need them?

SpaceNoodle ,

Off somewhere killing someone’s beloved pets, probably.

explodicle ,

I imagine it must be a priorities thing. Horses usually get treated pretty well compared to most animals.

Akasazh ,
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At least the French het the PETARD involved.

Bring French for fart.

darcy , in Did Jesus teach us nothing :(
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yyeeeaaOOWWCCHHH!!!

Kolanaki , in Did Jesus teach us nothing :(
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Jesus was a carpenter. He would have used wood glue had it been available during his time.

wild , in Berry Club

I heard the seeds on the outside of the strawberry are berries.

Username ,

That’s nuts!

craftyindividual ,

But not peanuts, they’re actually legumes :(

ComradeR ,

I’m eating a legume right now! Cool!

Ryan213 , in Equine facts.
@Ryan213@lemmy.world avatar

Um…I wouldn’t mind her farting on me.

Too early??

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

My dude, fly your freak flag high.

veroxii , in Like clockwork

15 minutes? Those are rookie numbers. Gotta pump up those numbers.

Godric , in Inflation yaay!

'Muricans flexing with 3% inflation

Ryan213 , in trying to be more positive
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This is so dumb. I like dumb.

Klear , in Berry Club

This is nuts!

Nacktmull ,

Said the strawberry

sirico ,
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Unlike peanuts which are legumes

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