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Katana314 , in Always look out for the homies

Tangentially: I just watched an episode of Akiba’s Trip that neatly parodizes YuGiOh, complete with a spectator that does not visualize the duel discs or holograms and finds it all really boring (and several of the card effects just stupidly overpowered).

“Wait, so he played that card face up, didn’t he?”
“Yeah, so?”
“So anyone can read it. Why was our guy surprised when his opponent activated the second effect? Obviously he’s going to use it, it benefits him.”

KalabiYau , in Equine facts.
@KalabiYau@lemmy.world avatar

what about ass-mites?

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Didn’t know ass mites were a thing. I’m in the shower now washing my ass.

KalabiYau ,
@KalabiYau@lemmy.world avatar

… wait. you weren’t washing your ass before today?

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

No I was, just not with a wire brush to get the mites off.

bingbong ,

I use an angle grinder, gives your cheeks a nice polish as well 😇

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

My ass is groovy now.

Laticauda ,

You’re just giving the mites more grooves to hide in.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Not if I bleach it next.

Laticauda ,

Just bleach it to begin with, cut out the middle man.

Twelve20two ,

Anal creases

Catweazle , in trying to be more positive
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@tteok, not so easy nowadays

bemenaker , in A dollar saved is a dollar earned

But they taste SOOOOOO much better than the flavorless ones from the store

ChronosWing ,

Just buy them from your local farmers market.

zalgotext ,

And you can grow more than 4 fucking tomatoes in two months

ABotelho ,

Have you ever grown tomatoes? Because if you only got 4 in two months you’re doing it wrong.

1847953620 ,

/c/yoursentencebutworse

BCsven ,

Usually you get too many and have to get into canning or sharing with neighbours

krypton22 ,

Yes, this meme works for almost all vegetables but definitely not tomatoes. Homegrown vs store bought is night and day.

ludwig , in All your base are belong to us

Oh no! They set us up the bomb!

gnutrino , in All your base are belong to us

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  • cloudy1999 ,

    What you say?

    Thedogspaw , in Like clockwork

    In the future this meme will spread to other platforms but only the lemmings will know its true origin

    ButtholeSpiders OP ,
    @ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website avatar

    This Klingon can only dream. 🫡

    Thedogspaw ,

    The look of relief from someone who is at the end of day 3 of not pooping

    ButtholeSpiders OP ,
    @ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website avatar
    dmention7 , in All your base are belong to us

    Cats and improper grammar; name a more iconic combination.

    Mothra , in Nice recovery!
    @Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

    I like how polite Sam sounds. I appreciate that they type “would you like” instead of “wanna”

    Thief ,
    @Thief@lemmy.myserv.one avatar

    Ah splendid. A good fucking later sounds scrumptious.

    Denvil ,

    Oh goodness, I do say, a mighty grand fucking would be quite a magnificent way to pass this fair evening, wouldn’t you concur?

    gvasco , in My holy trinity of trust

    I might swap bitwarden by passbolt as it uses a more recent programming stack, although vaultwarden looks to be a good alternative too.

    fox ,

    Does a more recent stack translate to any real benefits?

    apt_install_coffee ,

    Not necessarily, plenty of good programs written in C89 for example.

    With something that is heavily library dependent, having a more recent development stack may mean better maintained libraries but definitely not a sure thing.

    jelloeater85 ,
    @jelloeater85@lemmy.world avatar

    No love for KeePass?

    Falafels , in The 90s

    I still do bottom right. Whoever owned my car before me obviously didn’t and the steering wheel cover has melted into the wheel itself.

    I am irritated by electric windows. Every time I park and turn off the car someone (often me) has left their window down.

    dditty ,

    Windshield solar visors will be making a comeback (if they ever even fell out of fashion) with climate change heating things up. I drive a black car with a black leather interior and the thing makes a huge difference when it’s sunny and 80+° F outside

    SnowBunting ,

    I don’t know anyone that doesn’t cover their windshield when they leave in the summer.

    Almamu ,

    Depending on the car, pressing the close button in the remote for around 10 seconds closes all windows automatically, it also works with they key fob.

    TwystedKynd ,

    In Arizona, we all do. We have to.

    pewgar_seemsimandroid , in My holy trinity of trust

    mine is larger for sure

    DrMango , in All your base are belong to us

    youtu.be/tlKO7v-I9VU

    I have been on the internet for a long, long time.

    PipedLinkBot ,

    Here is an alternative Piped link(s): piped.video/tlKO7v-I9VU

    Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

    I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

    DestroyMegacorps , in Always look on the bright side of life

    Just realized ill be going to hell due to me finishing monster musume nekopara vol 1 and 2

    NumbersCanBeFun , in Always look on the bright side of life
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  • Bread ,

    It is believed that people can have visions or hallucinations that will match whatever they believe in when they are dying. For some it is Jesus, for others it is nothing or memories. It is interesting to think about that when dying or being close to it, your brain will just make up whatever makes it feels the most reassured. The real question is why?

    unreachable ,
    @unreachable@lemmy.my.id avatar

    The real question is why?

    good question

    maybe the brain still try to “get a grip” to reality it was once familiar, while the body still in “alive state” before

    that is until it can no longer maintain its own “state of living”, as is running off life fuel

    Bread ,

    If only we could test this scientifically, but silly things like ethics keep getting in the way.

    justastranger ,

    Reminds me of the movie Flatliners

    explodicle ,

    Maybe our perception of this as positive is cultural? Ancient people might have survived near death experiences, and it shaped our society to the point that we believe being reassured while dying is good. We aren’t angered or frightened by our brains lying to us in this particular situation.

    Bread ,

    Well it is not necessarily always a positive experience. There have been instances where it scared them so bad that they changed they way they lived. Like they believe they had been sent to hell.

    MonkderZweite , (edited )

    You barely missed the opportunity of being isekaied.

    devfuuu ,

    Truck-kun is disappointed

    akippnn ,

    I don’t really care if there’s a higher being, an afterlife, or otherwise.

    I’m still scared of the idea of nihilism, but eventually I’ll have to prepare myself and at least do something that makes my existence worthwhile.

    ReakDuck ,

    Well, you were not unconciouss. I heard often that a near death experience was more like a DMT trip or smth. Maybe its also fake.

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