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sagrotan , in I mean, alcohol is bad at its taste
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In the 90s it wasn’t a problem to do both, so I became a double loser.

Uli , in Hol'up

Today, I’m celebrating my 109th birthday. Because when it actually happens I’ll be dead.

notsofunnycomment ,
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While we’re at it, let’s also celebrate the future cure of cancer, and the eventual reversal of global warming.

jamielife , in working in the meme factory

<div>What’s the matter, <i>ya jive turkey?</i></div>

zyratoxx , in Fuck around, find out
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He’s going against the authority! Common get’em lil’ Monke Bonke!

stebo02 , in Rekt
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the hamster is so cute why did you have to make this comparison 😭

superkret ,

It’s an Xhamster.

stebo02 ,
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nooooo😭😭😭

NumbersCanBeFun , in Taco bout my genius
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  • Dirk ,
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    Glove box? You mean: the taco holder?

    chase_what_matters , in Taco bout my genius

    Pareidolia

    HonoraryMancunian ,

    D:

    kspatlas ,
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    *BD

    NotNKVD , in Always
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    DesolateMood , in It'll grow back

    I really thought I was the only one

    IWantToFuckSpez , in Upon which legendary creature hath thine eyes rested?

    This is why I use my vr glasses. Also it’s hands free

    hdnsmbt ,

    Hands free masturbation sounds like you misunderstood something crucial about the concept.

    VikingHippie ,

    “Oh yeah? Well I still jack off manually” - The Dude

    IWantToFuckSpez ,

    This is me vr sex suit

    treadful , in Moley moley mole
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    scrolls a little

    VikingHippie ,

    This is the way.

    saltesc ,

    it doesn’t move

    “Yup. Something did come out when I sneezed earlier.”

    That’s the problem with sneezing while gaming. Usually you’re all good, but if you aren’t, you’ll find out later when there isn’t a million colours flashing around the screen and ya gotta wet it again to wipe it off properly… Of course you could just cover your face, but that’s when the school kids seem to know exactly when to kill you.

    VikingHippie ,

    Other problems with sneezing while gaming include but are not limited to:

    • Walking off cliffs
    • Accidentally driving into pedestrians or other cars in stead of doing so intentionally
    • Smiting the wrong villagers
    • Accidentally casting fireball on the town guard
    • Shooting a teammate
    • Fumbling the ball and/or running right into a defensive player
    • Accidentally building a police station in stead of a fire station
    • Walking off the platform to be eaten by sentient fungi
    • Failing to execute a sweet combo

    Depending on which game you’re playing, of course.

    saltesc ,

    I think all of this I have had and much of it many times. I simrace too. Sneezing online can be brutal. But sneezing single player, you pause, thinking you’re safe. Sneeze. Then realise you’re paused mid corner at insane speed and you have NO idea what angle the wheel was at and how far the pedal was depressed.

    muelltonne , in Technically correct, therefore not false advertising

    I really would like to be able to buy a car like that. Looks fun and practical

    kameecoding ,

    I like the new VW minibus, I am also 197cm tall so most cars are too small for me, even the Hyundai I40 I own that by european standards is a big car.

    So I reckong I could fit into something like the VW minibus as it’s more vertical + it looks fun with the colors and it’s electric

    Hubi ,

    True. These vans are pretty cheap as well.

    frippa , in I gotchu
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    Meme so old the battery is removable

    WtfEvenIsExistence ,

    iPhone batteries were never removable via back cover

    candyman337 ,

    That’s the screen, there’s a pull tab under the battery that you pull out and then you can remove it

    KairuByte ,
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    That’s still a thing on current gen iPhones.

    Lars34 ,

    In the newer iPhones you can even get to the battery through the back of the phone. No need to remove the screen.

    IGuessThisIsForNSFW ,

    Honestly, it’s just the 14s that have the battery accessible through the back, and the back glass is still glued on, so it’s not even easier than previous generations. But removing the screen/back glass isn’t even the annoying part, it’s the awful adhesive strips that Apple uses that tear the instant you try to remove them. Always ends up with a bit of heat, alcohol and prying. Not really difficult to do if you have the tools on hand, but not even close to the ease of yesteryear when you could just pop the battery out.

    NateSwift ,

    I was going to make a comment about it not being glued in, but it turns out even as far back as the iPhone 6 you had to use head pads to release the adhesive

    newIdentity ,

    And they will be again in a few years thanks to the EU

    potopato ,

    Finally, I don’t understand why it took so long.

    TheDynamiter ,

    Because money, what else

    newIdentity ,

    Because institutions are slow in that regard

    what_is_a_name ,

    Let’s wait for the final bill.

    I do not thing we will return to user swappable batteries. It will just be easier to have a shop replace your battery. But that is just my guess. We do not know the final bill yet.

    cooopsspace ,

    I’ll take “this guy has no fucking idea” for $1000 thanks Brent.

    pinkdrunkenelephants ,

    Wait. You people can’t remove the batteries from your phone? 🤨 My phone is only 2 years old and I can take off the back and remove mine whenever I want. The fuck kind of shit companies are you buying from?

    frippa ,
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    I don’t even know if I can, my phone is a literal tank weighing half a kilo. It has some weird bezels you can screw out but I never tried to see if they reveal the massive battery

    howlongisleft ,

    Ones that offer water resistance apparently

    gigachad , (edited )

    There are only few devices with an easy to replace battery and I get some cynical vibes from your comment so you are probably aware. There are even less devices in the price class between 200 - 300€, a lot of people can’t afford the Fairphone. Hopefully the EU will deal with that shit soon.

    pinkdrunkenelephants , (edited )

    You all need to hit up Best Buy then, because you can buy a $200- $300 unlocked phone from which you can, in fact, pop out the battery.

    Please for the love of god, tell me you idiots weren’t signing on to contracts and indebting yourselves to phone companies just to get access to shitty, locked, censored and controlled iPhones or Galaxies.

    Edit: I count 8 idiots. Holy crap, how did you let yourself get schnookered?

    thawed_caveman ,

    I’ve been getting my Galaxies from Craigslist

    HamBrick ,

    Many people think that’s the only way of doing it. Just because you know about it doesn’t mean everyone else’s does, but yes, you can likely go to any electronics retailer and get an unlocked phone pretty easily

    frenchyy94 ,

    Not everyone lives in the US btw.

    And please tell me, what phones in that price category have a removable battery (that aren’t complete shit, and the only feature is a removable battery)?

    Stez827 ,
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    Dude the battery is just as removable in the phone in this picture as any new phone today

    thorbot ,

    This comment is idiotic. That’s how every iPhone has been and still is. You can remove the display and can lift up the battery and replace it.

    masterspace ,

    You’re idiotic. You used to be able to do this on all phones without disassembling the screen .

    thorbot ,

    Yeah because I fucking engineered the phone to be like that. It’s my fault.

    nyoooom ,

    The point is that by default today the battery of a smartphone is not removable by a random individual, it might not be super duper hard to do but you still need proper hardware and knowledge to do it.

    10 years ago even my grandma could have swapped the battery.

    betamark , in I gotchu

    See something say something lol 😆

    Kecessa ,

    (unless it’s someone stealing food, because you if you see someone stealing food, you’ve never seen someone stealing food)

    Richie030 ,

    What food?

    Kecessa ,

    🤷

    RVGamer06 , in Opposite Day
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    Sorry but obligatory

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