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ImplyingImplications , in Almost there

Always a pain in the ass

lolcatnip , in Ken is based.

So your argument is the sex work isn’t real work because a lot of people think sex work isn’t real work? Galaxy brain take.

EherVielleicht , in x's

DO YOU WANT THE TOTAL COMMUNICATION!!

neptune , in Revelations

Ahhh, the ole Six Feet Under cold opening.

Bunnylux ,
@Bunnylux@lemmy.world avatar

Was gonna say!!!

gamarus , in I mean, alcohol is bad at its taste

I’m part of the two, am I special? 🙊

ArcticLynx ,

no

gamarus ,

fuck

Lazerbeams2 , in Revelations

You need to weigh the feet down, but I’m willing to help. Cheap shoes and duct tape should do the trick

NoStressyJessie ,

Save the money and waste, just tape some coins to the bottoms of the feet. The bottom doesn’t have to be that much heavier.

janNatan ,

You think coins are cheaper than stones?

NoStressyJessie , (edited )

“Shoes” is a really funny spelling of “Stones”

Edit: Got curious, and in my area there aren’t many rocks or stones, so you would have to buy them. They come in bulk between 2 and 3 inches in size at about a dollar a pound. For thirty pounds. Pennies take between 145 and 181 to make a pound depending on the materials of the penny. The pro to coins would be that you didn’t need to buy extra to maintain a precise weight per inflated sex doll, and they could be balanced easily on both feet for weight, where as with stones you would need to make sure you are well balanced for every doll and for every foot. Assuming you could instantly sort them all into evenly weighed piles you would still likely have stones left over, either as excess, or as outliers in our balancing that would be difficult for you to sell or get any other utility from.

In that case, yes, it’s cheaper to use coins because of the time sink and wastage that bulk stones would create, assuming an endless field of stones, the time spent sorting them into sizes and balancing them would cost more in labor than the pennies lost is worth.

janNatan , (edited )

I didn’t consider the balancing part, but gravel parking lots negate your other points in my opinion. But, then again, my confusion of shoes and stones negates everything anyway.

NoStressyJessie ,

The majority of the population in the states resides in metropolitan areas. I am one of them. There are no gravel parking lots. The closest we could come is breaking up the sidewalk antifa style 😉

janNatan ,

There’s gotta be little stones somewhere. Also, I live in a metro area and there’s plenty of gravel around here! It’s also in Tennessee, though.

threelonmusketeers ,

What about water? Automatically flows to the lowest point, you can add the exact amount you need, and cheap.

Ferris ,
@Ferris@discuss.online avatar

do you live in space?

Haha , in I mean, alcohol is bad at its taste

If you’re not born rich, you’re a loser. There.

Haha , in Aaaand now she is being sued.

Unless she got a weight requirement size….

Dubious_Fart , in Revelations

please use hydrogen and not helium if you do this.

Helium is a precious, essential, non-renewable resource that the world is actually running out of.

Roundcat ,
@Roundcat@kbin.social avatar

Now I'm just imagining them coming back down, combusting, and people thinking the war of Armageddon has begun.

atocci ,
@atocci@kbin.social avatar

Is this why I can't just go to the party store and buy hydrogen filled balloons?

Bene7rddso ,

Yes, you really don’t want an unplanned indoors Hindenburg reenactment because someone got too close to the birthday cake. Also it’s difficult to store

peto ,

But easy to make.

Bizarroland ,
@Bizarroland@kbin.social avatar

Better yet, attach a small explosive to them so once they get enough attention and people think the rapture is coming they suddenly burst into flames and explode.

That way the Christians really won't know what to think.

Gork ,

“God works in mysterious, explosive ways.”

johnthedoe ,

St Peter checked them at the gates and all got sent back

c0mbatbag3l ,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

“The fuck made you think Paul was so important?! The dude was one of the false prophets Jesus warned about, you morons!” -St. Peter, probably

Ducks ,
@Ducks@ducks.dev avatar

Just release them far away from any power lines

wischi ,
Dubious_Fart ,

Don’t cover the sex dolls in what amounts to thermite and you should be fine.

wischi ,
PyroNeurosis ,
@PyroNeurosis@lemmy.world avatar

Some cathing fire would probably help sell it: those poor sinners didn’t get in!

MechanicalJester ,

Scarcity smarcity - do it so you can attach tiny timed fireworks to them, at the feet so they float upright and then EXPLODE at like 1000 feet

MonkderZweite ,

Eh? Can’t we just pull it from the air?

ArchmageAzor ,
@ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world avatar

No, there’s not enough in the atmosphere

Dubious_Fart ,

No, its literally lighter than air. it floats out into space, and it is not in a dense enough concentration where its possible to reharvest anyway.

state_electrician ,

That’s something I find funny. The second most abundant element in the universe and we’re running out of our supply.

Catweazle ,
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@state_electrician @Dubious_Fart, the most abundant element in the universe, not renevable, is human stupidity

siewyuk ,

It’s not a laughing matter. The world used to be He He He He He He He but soon there’ll be no more He He He.

Dubious_Fart ,

Because we don’t have spaceships to go out into the universe to collect it, so all we have is what has been trapped in deposits underground.

and a lot of it has been wasted on stupid shit like party balloons, and the overwhelming majority of the population does not understand how critically important helium is to manufacturing and medicine.

state_electrician ,

I don’t know, but I feel like the party industry pales in comparison to industrial users. Do you have any reliable numbers?

stebo02 ,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

You’re right but the real advice is: just don’t do this at all. These balloons pollute our oceans and forests.

radioactiveradio ,

Fuck the ocean, everything in there is scary and dangerous, we should nuke the sharks. Mostly /s

stebo02 ,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

we’ve already done that. mostly. no /s unfortunately

get_the_reference_ ,

The height of “edgy” in the Eighties was a “Nuke a Gay Whale for Jesus” bumper sticker.

Roundcat , in Yummy pharma
@Roundcat@kbin.social avatar

Believe me or not OP, but I haven't suffered any issues due the vaccine, and neither have any of my friends who got vaccinated. I had 2 shots of Moderna's and two boosters by Pfizer. The worst reaction I had was to the 2nd shot, where I spent the day in bed with a fever, eating ice cream and playing Mario Golf: Super Rush. I haven't had issues with my heart, mind or body, and my life has been pretty mundane since.

MiddleWeigh , in What do you choose?
@MiddleWeigh@lemmy.world avatar

It’d be Jesus for me. I love a highly principled man telling me what to do.

Diabolo96 , in Yummy pharma

I feel sorry for your kids or future kids. Rest in peace angels.

s1ndr0m3 , in Revelations

That bottom left picture is from the TV show “Six Feet Under.” In the scene the helium filled blowup dolls get loos from the net holding them down. A woman sees the dolls flying by and assumes the rapture is happening. She runs out into the street yelling, “Take me Jesus!” And then gets hit by a car and dies.

tipicaldik ,

That one has to be my favorite death scene of the whole series. That show was sooo good…

kspatlas , in bit trite, innit guvnah?
@kspatlas@artemis.camp avatar

That's what happens when you eat too many Neos

Roundcat , in Shit
@Roundcat@kbin.social avatar

Would explain a lot actually.

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