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JasSmith , in did the Simpsons get another one right?

That episode has never been more true than today. It is eclipsed only by the Donald Trump as president episode.

CIWS-30 , in Who cares to touch the grass?

Going day to day, dd/mm/yyyy works, but for archival purposes and looking up stuff in the past, mm/dd/yyyy works better, imo. Like when you need to go through a physical file cabinet, or an electronic database.

Or you're the type of person who's zoned out all the time and don't even know what month it is until you look at a clock or calendar.

png ,

I just dont see why the hell you would switch? dd/mm works fibe in all situations and has some advantages sometimes, while mm/dd is fine sometimes, but generally worse or equal.

vrighter , (edited )

for archival purposes yyyymmdd is best. that way you can just sort lexicographically and it’ll also be sorted chronologically

tropicflite ,

08AUG2023 is about as unambiguous as it gets.

pjhenry1216 ,

Except it doesn't sort well in any fashion and it requires two different types of contexts to interpret. It's easier to screw up the order of a month by name than it is to screw up the order of a number. Not saying we should play to least common denominator, but we should be making it as easy as possible. I'd prefer sorting speed over needing to learn how to interpret the date correctly if every single date is stored the same way.

xradeon , in Small interruption

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SamDuede , in Steam of water is all you need

I love the “standing and doing nothing” part.

Spendrill ,

That bit after you finish washing everything and you go, ‘Know what? I’m not getting out yet.’

See also: waking up, turning over, going right back to sleep.

JenIsBringingTheDrugs ,

I like to sit down, close my eyes and zone out with the water hitting me until I’m definitely gonna be late for work

Quill0 , in Build up to the greatest hits
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Jokes on you, I’m in antidepressants!

SamDuede , in did the Simpsons get another one right?

I was just wondering, is this just accepted now? Like yeah, obviously, there are aliens. And no, they don’t want to talk to us.

WarmSoda ,

No. Not one person has brought forth any evidence that there are aliens. It’s all been “I talked to a guy that worked with someone”.

Mirshe ,

The Inspector General apparently had enough evidence to tell Congress “y’all need to do something about this”, but I’m still going with “it’s nothing” until we see good evidence that isn’t just video clips or “I know a guy who knows a guy”.

Armando3996 , in That's unfortunate

Az angol nyelv a magyar nyelvhez képest semmi.

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OberonSwanson , in What did you just say to the kids?
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I should’ve been dead by the age of 24 due to an aneurysm, yet I’m still here in my early 40’s. So I lived my life taking risks and expecting the early death, only to still be here long past my expiration.

Every ounce of my luck must be spent keeping me alive, because my life is abnormally unlucky in every other aspect.

Hank ,

Are you sometimes stuck in awkward smalltalk and hope your aneurysm would just pop in that exact moment?

Limit ,

Bruh… this made me laugh so hard.

WtfEvenIsExistence OP ,

No you could just say “hey btw I had an aneurysm last time when someone tried smalltalk, maybe stop talking unless you want me to sue you for causing an aneurysm like I sue the person who caused my aneurysm the last time” immediately proceeds to have an aneurysm

OberonSwanson ,
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Not a talker period, and if I had a nickel for every time I thought it I would be rich.

Hank ,

I would do the same I guess. I bet having this thing in your head forces you to have a top tier dark sense of humor.

OberonSwanson ,
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It seriously does, if I didn’t joke about almost everything I think I would’ve gone mad.

Not to mention the number of people that assume that since I can act normalish, no long term damage was really done.

It’s infuriating, I had to retrain myself to understand basic emotions and sarcasm, yet some still regularly use (heavy) passive aggressive comments. Or, that any of my issues due to it will magically disappear as it makes them uncomfortable.

AntiOutsideAktion , in Steam of water is all you need
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This meme brought to you by short haired people

Mothra ,
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Short haired people that don’t shave anything below the neck

Default_Defect ,
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Its still true, its just that the other parts are also longer so it works out to be the same ratio.

machiabelly , in Shoot me a third time..... can't get shot again
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so is lemmy.ml literally just reddit-logo ?

TechnicalCreative , in The housing issue only quarreled them

All the cousins you’ve never heard of suddenly chime in

gerryflap , in What is a Belgium Potato?
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I’m Dutch, and honestly we’re not making it easy for all of you. You’ll see us aggressively commenting that “actually it’s not Holland but the Netherlands”, but then at the same time a lot of Dutch people themselves also use “Holland” instead of “the Netherlands”. Companies and advertisements will use “Holland” to advertise abroad, we chant “hup Holland hup” during soccer events, etc.

So while it’s technically true that “Holland” isn’t “the Netherlands”, anyone making a point of it is being pedantic and annoying like 90% of the time. Everyone knows what you mean.

alaxitoo , in Keep fighting for us

Some people are so sad lol

ekZepp , in Actual Tyrion per AI
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You forgot the huge scare and the noose cutted off.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/8f78b16c-8f9e-4911-811f-cc5666122778.jpeg

Mediocre_Bard OP ,

Not my original content, but damn. That dwarf was one ugly, little dude.

VikingHippie ,

Yeah, Martin mentions how hideous Tyrion is so many times in the books that you’d suspect that he has personal animosity towards little people or something 😂

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