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Mr_Fish , in Jurassic Park

Everyone has run like captain Jack Sparrow at some point

TheDarksteel94 , in *laughs in unicycle*

What about riding on my leashed leather gimp?

Empricorn ,

What’s your safe word?

TheDarksteel94 ,

Oh, idk. Probably something like Donau­dampfschifffahrts­elektrizitäten­hauptbetriebswerk­bauunterbeamten­gesellschaft. Easy to remember.

Empricorn ,

I got like halfway through that word and now I’m being strangled with a gigantic dildo…

TheDarksteel94 ,

Already sounds pretty safe to me :)

jaybone ,

Unicycle

knorke3 , in Here's Proof that Earth is flat

If you look very closely, you will be able to see that they actually curve with a radius of 6.371km - might want to get your eyes checked if you can’t see that…

Creosm , in *laughs in unicycle*
@Creosm@lemmy.world avatar

The disappointment if they don’t continue increasing the length of the sign to account for every possible scenario

dependencyinjection ,

… No unicycles.

Who is this guy on the fucking tricycle.

jaybone ,

Bust out my fuckin big wheel.

Rolando ,
thmnwlf , in Check your email for the verification code we just sent you.

a check? ok bye, ive never understood what the fuck that shit should do… like what about cash or just a simple transfer? why do people use checks?

ours ,

I’ve never used a check in my life. I can’t imagine who would accept one in my country.

akrz , in Jurassic Park

Me as zendaya from challengers these days

Sabre363 , in Here's Proof that Earth is flat

Small thing not see big ball, small thing only see flat meaningless existence

Zerush , in Check your email for the verification code we just sent you.
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vsis ,

🔒Verified secure ✅

ours ,

I had doubts until I saw that. Very reassuring!

ryannathans , in We were in a discussion about preffered standard salt (Sea Salt) when..

I just mix nacl with kcl half half

SuiXi3D , in *laughs in unicycle*
@SuiXi3D@fedia.io avatar

laughs in tricycle and hoverboard

JayDee , in Thanks, Herr Doktor.

I AM BULLET PROOF

FlickeringScreens , in *laughs in unicycle*

Ripstick, Hoverboard, Longboard, etc

qjkxbmwvz , in *laughs in unicycle*

I did this in undergrad. Campus security stopped me, I argued, he called his supervisor on the radio. We chatted for a while, and turns out he was from Venezuela, had studied what I was studying, and was an overall pleasant character. Supervisor response was basically, “wow college kids think they’re really clever don’t they?”, and I was asked, politely, to cease.

I felt like a bit of a dick after that.

Transporter_Room_3 ,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

Well you’re at a college. If you want people to follow rules, be more specific, or don’t get pissed when they follow the stated rules but you feel like the rules should include something else.

If the concern is liability, then don’t just say “don’t skateboard” and get mad when people bike through the area. You said no skateboards. This is not a skateboard. Rules=followed.

If anyone feels like chirping in with “you know what they meant” that really doesn’t matter. Not to me, not to people who don’t understand that sort of thing, not to courts.

Besides, I feel like clarity is some thing you should strive for at a facility for higher education.

jawa21 ,
@jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

The simple answer would have been a sign that stated “Walking Only”.

xilona ,

A clear mind☝️ Thanks mate! But we should think also about people with disabilities

shuzuko ,

“Walking and mobility aid devices only”, perhaps?

lunachocken ,

My slow movement speed is aided by my jet engine powered shopping cart.

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

The concern seems to be people running into pedestrians. So a unicycle might actually be okay since they’re not fast.

jaybone ,

The sign should say “no pedants.”

g0d0fm15ch13f , in We were in a discussion about preffered standard salt (Sea Salt) when..
@g0d0fm15ch13f@lemmy.world avatar

Sorry that you haven’t tried himalayan salt brother

OttoVonNoob OP ,

Oh I like the pink stuff, I just feel sea has a stronger flavour and mixes better with Olive oil. The pink stuff is healthier though right?

g0d0fm15ch13f ,
@g0d0fm15ch13f@lemmy.world avatar

Honestly idk lol, but the first time I made cookies topped with himalayan salt flakes I became an instant convert from sea salt and haven’t looked back.

Annoyed_Crabby ,
alcoholicorn ,

What about MSG, KCl, and the salts that have trace minerals?

Hupf ,

You should only use them in water that has trace solvents.

anyhow2503 ,

Consider what trace minerals actually means, then think about the tiny amounts of salt used for cooking.

rdri , in math is hard

That’s 2x2=4 level of stupid.

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