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HappyMeatbag , in Abe-sama gives advice
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“Hey, baby, the prime minister is telling us to have kids. That’s got me pretty horny. No, he’s not making any significant changes to help take the edge off that massive expense and responsibility, but who cares? I’ll put his speech on loop and turn it up. Let’s fuck.”

MisterMoo ,
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“Also if it helps he’s been dead for over a year.”

JillyB ,

Japan is trying to change things. I think it’s just really far behind. While I was there, I remember government run/funded dating programs. The government names and shames companies that overwork their employees. But their definition of overwork is probably well beyond ours. The one-employer-for-life mentality is slowly eroding but it’s slow.

xx3r , in So happy this is something we left behind (mostly)

These are bad but God forgive the massgrave of uncreativity that is Yotube comments

EddoWagt ,

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user224 ,
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Nemoychocs ,
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Second

Octopus1348 ,

As someone who makes YouTube comments, I can confirm that this is a 100% true.

PandaBearGreen , in That makes total sense
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Yakubian devils

100_kg_90_de_belin , in He's just asking questions

Moon Knight is on Al Sisi’s payroll.

He probably killed Regeni too.

100_kg_90_de_belin , in If lemmy was a drug what would it be?

Yahoo ayahuasca

build_a_bear_group , in That makes total sense
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This is why Posadism is wrong, and the aliens have refuse to give us communism.

build_a_bear_group , in That makes total sense
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Hello, I is Grugg. Welcome to Jackass!

nudnyekscentryk , in Build up to the greatest hits
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Pro tip: don’t pee before sex to last longer

seumadruga ,

For me is the opposite

AntiOutsideAktion , in Abe-sama gives advice
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HiddenLayer5 , (edited ) in "I'm What You Call A Repeat Offender! I Repeat, I Will Offend Again!"

Sadly any sort of criticism of the police or social commentary in these kinds of police movies go right over the heads of the “thin blue line” people. They see cop movie, they automatically assume they’re the good guys, no exceptions. I’ve seen them try to find any way to justify misconduct by police characters in fiction, even when it’s obvious the author almost certainly intended for those actions to be viewed negatively.

jimmydoreisalefty OP ,

All we can do is keep speading the word and informing people!

Keep up the fight!

Peace!

biscuitsofdeath , in That makes total sense

That guy’s fucking face kills me

VikingHippie ,

So goddamn excited! 😂

jayrodtheoldbod , in Accurate

I just shop by length so that last two thirds of the video will not be necessary

Jay , in This is lemmy or something

My father-in-law recently said very coolly that he had also looked at the DarkNet. Only from curiosity.

Yesterday he put a smartphone in the fridge to get the SIM card out.

That in the meme could be him.

ComfortablyGlum ,

How did he think putting a smartphone in the fridge would get the sim out?

VikingHippie ,

My guess? Magic

Jay ,

After all, the fridge is a magical place!

VikingHippie ,

🎵 it’s the most wonderful place to store beer!🎵

Jay ,

He read “somewhere on the internet” that the SIM card is held in the smartphone by a rubber band. He wanted to destroy it with cold…

Addfwyn , in "I'm What You Call A Repeat Offender! I Repeat, I Will Offend Again!"

I’ve said before, but we need to stop making dystopian films/tv because it just gives them ideas.

Numlock ,

you mean like the Soviet film industry enforced for decades?

jimmydoreisalefty OP ,

Hahaha, I don’t think the films are the problem.

Greed is the problem, profits before people will always make things worse for the working class.

Kolanaki , in "I have 3 kids and no money... Why can't I have no kids and 3 money?"
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Biodome is pretty consistently available on free TV channels. So is Jury Duty and In The Army Now. But Son in Law is, like, super fucking rare for some reason.

JimmyDean OP ,

Don’t trip, I got a streaming link for Son In Law right here. (But you might wanna install an adblocker first because DopeBox is annoying without one)

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