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Jimbo , in what do you call something that was once a house?
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House, moon, house, garage?

snooggums ,
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Warehouse apparently.

ForestOrca ,
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Weregarage or Wergarage.

snooggums ,
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The apparent scale is terrible because of the boxes and roll up door, but there is a human sized door and stairwell on the right for a warehouse that would make it far larger than the house.

Norgur , in Wait let’s take a picture

"I wanted to take a picture of your meal, it looked so amazing!

That's why I wanted to eat it, not archive it on some stupid photo no one will ever look at again, jerkface!

Mothra , in suckers
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Lol.

Jokes aside, it always felt odd to me that the trojans would just bring in some horse left there by the enemy. Wouldn’t that feel a bit suss?

Johanno ,

It was common to give your enemy a present as kind of a gesture to offer peace. At least that was what they told us in school

AccountMaker ,

You can find the answer in the second book of Virgil’s Aeneid. But tldr:

The Trojans thought that the greeks have left, they went to their camps and found a huge wooden horse. Some wanted to bring the horse into the city, others wanted to burn it, others still wanted to open the stomach and see what was inside, since they thought that it was a trap. A man called Lacoön rushed and yelled at them that the greeks would never gift them anything (that’s where the famous saying “Beware of Greeks bearing gifts” comes from), and he threw a spear at the horse, and they heard that something was inside.

But then, some Trojans brought forth a Greek captive named Sinon. He told them that the Greeks wanted to leave for ages, but the winds wouldn’t let them. To appease the gods for good winds, they have chosen to sacrifice him, but he somehow got away. The horse was built to atone for the sins commited by Diomedes and Odysseus (they stole a statue of Athena), and it was built higher than the Trojan walls to prevent the Trojans from bringing the horse into the city, for if they bring it in, Troy will conquer Greece.

Then two giant snakes appeared, killed Lacoön and his kids, and then they slithered away to hide behind a statue of Athena. The Trojans understood this as a punishment for Lacoön since he threw a spear at the horse, and that they needed to bring the horse back to the temple of Athena. They then demolished parts of their gate to make room for the horse, heard metal ringing from the inside as they were pulling it, but didn’t think much of it. They celebrated the end of the war, went to sleep at nightfall and the rest is history mythology.

onlooker , in Pepperidge Farm Remembers...
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The heck are Michael Jackson sleepovers? It sounds kind of suspect.

idegenszavak , in what do you call something that was once a house?

I’m surprised it’s not LOSS

daw_germany , in Anyone could be Medusa!

Medusa looking fine👀

PlatypusXray OP ,

Maybe that turning into stone thing was just some figure of speech all along.

stiephel , in Dropped my pen

I don’t get it

haroldstork ,

They… took out a panel

TheChefSLC , in what do you call something that was once a house?

That’s funny shit

nieceandtows ,

I don’t get it

Chai ,

Werewolves turns from human to werewolf when there’s a full moon.

The house turned into a warehouse.

Jay ,

That makes more sense than: House, moon, oh no house, garage.

Gormadt , in Sonar
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Just take a seat bro

It’s so much easier to aim in the dark and there’s no risk of drops escaping

iAmTheTot , in Enjoy this perfection
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Honestly looks less than 89 to me.

JulesTheModest , in Pepperidge Farm Remembers...

I got Golden Grahams recently for the first time in decades and they didn’t taste great. Kids didn’t even want them.

spyjoshx , in Pepperidge Farm Remembers...

I love this! Golden Grahams are one of my favorite cereals, and I always thought this one had lots of potential…

collegefurtrader , in Pepperidge Farm Remembers...

None of this makes sense

wesker , in Pepperidge Farm Remembers...
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I could be wrong, but I don’t think moms were any thicker back then.

Roman , in Enjoy this perfection

At least it’s a perfect 89 degree angle

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