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Holodeck_Moriarty , in Choose wisely

I’ve made my choice

AssortedBiscuits , in Posting my favorite memes
@AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net avatar

Don’t fight it. Just find another hobby that deserves your time and move on with your life. Games haven’t been truly good for a long time. Unless you’re a Twitch streamer or an esports athlete, games shouldn’t be drudgery. “But it gets better after 10 hours,” “you have to get to the endgame before you’re really playing the game,” “you can’t say you’ve played the game unless you did 3+ runs,” “AAA games suck but indies are still good” Man, shut the fuck up, I’m too old for that shit.

If you want to capture the excitement of how you felt when you first played videogames as a child, find a different hobby. Seriously, find a hobby that’s completely out of left field. Gardening, fixing mechanical watches, backyard astronomy, raising an ant farm, croqueting, kayaking, trainspotting. You don’t have to be that aging nerd who constantly malds at how modern videogames suck while continuing to fall for nostalgia bait that’ll always fall below your expectations.

atyaz ,

Couldn’t agree more. And even thought I hardly play games anymore, that actually makes them all the more special when I’m excited about a game and play it. It’s rare nowadays, but games like celeste or a short hike were really wonderful. Other than gems that really speak to you though, you really should find another hobby.

Stumblinbear ,
@Stumblinbear@pawb.social avatar

I don’t really play games but I absolutely eat up From Software games every time one comes out

SaladevX ,

Agreed. My most recent binge was Stray, and before that it was The Legend of Zelda: Links Awakening on the switch lmao

Liberalism ,

Or just engage in moderation like every other medium, it’s weird to me that playing videogames is automatically supposed to be a “hobby” but the same doesn’t apply to watching movies or reading books or whatever.

chaircat ,

Games haven’t been truly good for a long time

Meanwhile, here I am loving gaming and thinking we’re in a golden age of gaming compared to my youth…

Blaubarschmann , in LimeWire.exe

But the file names were not as ordered and consistent like this, they were all over the place. Most of them did not even have proper meta data so I had lots of songs by “unknown artist”. Creating playlists within a music player was a mess, you basically had to sort and play songs via the file system

mestari ,

Track 3 by Various Artists went hard 😤🤟

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Is that a sequel to Track 2 by Blur?

intelati ,

Oh God I hate iTunes for the compilations. I will have about 3 hours worth of music called Track # by various artists YouTube

Hupf ,

Meanwhile today we have songs with much saner metadata such as m.soundcloud.com/…/x5o-p-ap-4-pzx54-p-7cc-7-eicar

SevenSwell ,
@SevenSwell@beehaw.org avatar

I used to spend hours editing metadata for my music library on my computer but it was a constant uphill battle. My “various artists” and “unknown album” are still a mess.

Furball , in The fuck

They gave me 10 nuggets with no sauce once, I am still in therapy

Hundun , in Light Bulbs and Your Mouth: A Cautionary Tale

Ok real talk here for a minute. If, by any chance, some dufus has put a lightbulb in their month and need help removing it, grab a sturdy cloth towel, pass it into their mouth through the corners and gently wrap the glass part of the lightbulb in the cloth. When you’re done, all corners of the cloth should be hanging outside persons mouth. Their teeth should not touch the glass directly - only through the cloth. This way when the glass breaks, all the pieces will be contained I the cloth for an easy and, if you are careful, harmless removal.

The safest way to crack the bulb once you’ve wrapped it in cloth is to GENTLY tap the bottom jaw - imagine a 4 year-old landing an uppercut. The glass is very thin and cracks easily, - no need for much force.

Of course, better not get into such a situation in the first place. Stay safe, folks!

gullible ,

Note: CFL bulbs contain mercury and so would be worth searching for materials that can contain mercury.

VikingHippie ,

Now I’m imagining 4yo boxers and it’s adorable! Thanks for that mental image, genuinely 😂

Hupf ,

That is oddly specific knowledge.

Pinklink ,

Healthcare

Squids ,

You can also like, dislocate your jaw. That works. Would not recommend doing unless you can already dislocate it on command though.

kadu , in True love
@kadu@lemmy.world avatar

I do cheat at Mario Kart by not explaining to my family how drifting works.

I mean, I do not lie about it - but I also don’t voluntarily explain it exists.

Spudwart ,

That’s not cheating.

It may be malicious and unsportsmanlike, but it’s not cheating. The game has various parts where it will tell you how drifting works by showing you.

radioactiveradio , in Wait hol'up

“We can make a religion out of this” Bill Wurtz

0_0 , in Lift it off y'all

Thunder >>>

Holodeck_Moriarty ,

I like Thunder a lot too. One thing I can’t seem to figure out though is how to post images in comment replies.

maccentric ,

I wasn’t aware that was possible (tried in Memmy or Voyager and seemed like it wasn’t doable).

Holodeck_Moriarty ,

Lemmy supports it. I guess only some apps are taking advantage of it so far. Liftoff, Connect, and Jerboa can, I think.

newIdentity ,

I think summit too

soullioness ,
@soullioness@lemmy.ca avatar

Also sync.

BinarySystem , (edited )
@BinarySystem@partizle.com avatar

Commenting UI is currently getting an overhaul to match the create a post UI (assuming you are on Thunder nightlys). I think posting images will get added then. If not we can definitely take a look at adding it :)

Holodeck_Moriarty ,

Oh sweet!

scytale ,

I really like Thunder’s interface and the font is so pleasing to my eyes, but just based on my anecdotal testing, it’s been the most unstable among Memmy, Mlem, and Voyager. It also has the least features compared to the others, but I’m hoping for more progress in the future as it’s honestly the best UI experience for me.

radioactiveradio , in Spread the Load! Join other Instances!

Spread the Load!

That’s what she said.

Regards, RadioactiveRadio

borth , in Light Bulbs and Your Mouth: A Cautionary Tale

So… How do you take it out though? Someone else’s help? Why wouldn’t they break it while trying to take it out too? Or is breaking it the only option, as a lesson for your stupidity? Is this a painful/traumatic enough torture method? So many questions 🤔

SGforce ,

Muscle relaxers?

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

And lots of lube.

radix ,
@radix@lemm.ee avatar

What if you meditate or go to sleep or otherwise relax it enough to take it out? That should work if the only thing keeping it in is the involuntary stress/fear response of muscle tension.

CrustyCrinkles ,

Go to sleep? With a lightbulb in your mouth??

radix , (edited )
@radix@lemm.ee avatar

I mean, I’ve fallen asleep at the dentist’s before. That’s the same right?

To be clear, it was momentary lapses in consciousness during routine cleanings, not due to anesthesia.

CookieJarObserver ,
@CookieJarObserver@sh.itjust.works avatar

Play snake and unhinge your jaw.

guyrocket ,
@guyrocket@kbin.social avatar

Jaws of life.

ElmarsonTheThird ,

I’d guess they would put a kind of thick bag over it and then break it so it can’t hurt the mouth.

mvee ,

Just gotta swallow it

essentialatom ,

Open wide and push it out with your tongue

NewEnglandRedshirt , in Home sweet home
@NewEnglandRedshirt@lemmy.world avatar

Shitbreak won’t have a problem shitting at school anymore. Slipped a little something into his Moccachino.

green_pyroxene , in Jiv me a break

whichever way pisses off the most people

watch me pronounce it /χäɪf/ (“hyfe”)

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

Isn’t that one of Elon Muskrat’s kids?

kluevo ,

When I want to be annoying (and when the people I’m talking to are aware of furries), I pronounce it ‘yiff’

joneskind , in Doppelganger
@joneskind@lemmy.world avatar

If Mila was a Oompa Loompa

nyoooom , in Doppelganger

An uncanny resemblance.

Brisolo32 , in Home sweet home

I haven’t pooped for 3 days

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