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Meowie_Gamer , in This is a real threat :(
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Ceiling Lights, MY ONLY WEAKNESS!!

ChaoticNeutralCzech , (edited ) in Raid

TL;DR My country’s customs officers seem to have misappropriated 7 buttplugs, 8 Venus ball sets, 3 non-USB penis devices and 7 sets of BDSM straps.

We had a large shipment of illegal sex toys seized in the Czech Republic, and the customs office held an auction with publicly disclosed contents of the package. There were several suspicious amounts. I have a copy of the list:

Not auctioned individually, only as a complete set. 1 CZK ≈ 0.04 USD. Yes, we have words for sex toy but they specifically chose more formal wording.

Item Description of the auctioned item Qty Unit price CZK total
1 Erotic aid - anal jewel, 3 pcs/set 594 300 ($13) 178 200,00 ($7722)
2 Erotic aid case 300 210 ($9) 63 000,00 ($2700)
3 Erotic aid (penis) 40 600 ($25) 24 000,00 ($1000)
4 Electric pump 40 90 ($4) 3 600,00 ($160)
5 Sex aid - straps 193 300 ($13) 57 900,00 ($2509)
6 Erotic aid - anal jewel with tail 99 210 ($9) 20 790,00 ($891)
7 Erotic aid for penis without USB 77 300 ($13) 23 100,00 ($1001)
8 Venus balls 112 300 ($13) 33 600,00 ($1456)
9 Enema 210 120 ($5) 25 200,00 ($1050)
10 Enema with black pouch 30 150 ($7) 4 500,00 ($210)
Total price (CZK) 433 890,00 ($18,315)
Auction start at (CZK) 144 630,00 ($6105)

The goods have been legalized for resale in the EU even though some lack CE certification.

Auction notice including photos (Czech, PDF, 9,74 MiB) / Deep-L’s English translation of the document (view in browser) - gets interesting on page 5, or just click the hyperlinked items for extracted images (only 6 seems to have been published)

Above is translation of a Reddit comment I had made here but since overwritten with a power-delete tool.

Zagorath ,
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You can use the “save” function to come later

Yeah you can

ChaoticNeutralCzech ,

Or I can reply to your comment and have you receive a notification. Yeah, it’s done, I even extracted the images from the document (native res, no scaling).

Zagorath ,
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Haha thanks!

But unfortunately, tone doesn’t carry well through text, and may be especially poorly conveyed to someone who isn’t a native speaker (which I’m assuming, from your username). My previous comment was meant to be read with an insinuating tone, playing on your use of the term “come”.

HottieAutie ,

Let’s return together

Appoxo ,
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60min are over.
We need that information!

For research.

ChaoticNeutralCzech ,

Sorry, there have been tech problems. It’s done, I’ll just extract and upload the rest of the images from the PDF.

Appoxo ,
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(Disclaimer: My comment earlier was not to be taken seriously)

Thank you for the update :)

Huschke ,

Nothing suspicious here lol

sunbytes ,

“erotic aid for penis without usb”

This implies the existence of…

Viking_Hippie ,

Well how do YOU charge penises? 🤷

MenigPyle ,

With my mouth ajar?

Viking_Hippie ,

Sure, that works.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

With a proprietary connector, unfortunately.

Viking_Hippie ,

Your MOM’S a proprietary connector!

She still works for Bumble, right? 😉

ChaoticNeutralCzech ,

I am handicapped, my penis does not have a USB port. I am thankful that there are erotic aids made for people like me.

Zagorath , (edited )
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I am kinda curious what about these were illegal. Like, are they particularly shoddy home-made stuff? Just some boring lack of import permits? Does Czechia have strict laws around sex toys?

ChaoticNeutralCzech , (edited )

Nah, likely just incorrectly declared and the importer failed to respond to a tax evasion fine. The Czech Republic is pretty lax when it comes to regulating such things (heck, even this was allowed). They could be legalized without a CE certificate, just some paper work.

HottieAutie ,

Based on a few docu-series I’ve seen on the Internet that include casting interviews, adult parties, and erotic behaviors in public, I’m pretty certain that the Czech Republic is lax on sexual matters.

DannyMac , in Oscar Bait

I loved this skit! Also, it’s clear Heidi Gardner must have not seen them in costume until the live performance. She lost it and that would have happened to me too if I was in her shoes!

MrMcGasion ,

I think it was an interview with Seth Meyers, but somewhere Heidi said she had seen them in costume, but Mikey’s lip prosthetic/makeup was much more extreme in the live performance than in rehearsal, and that was what caught her off guard and made her break.

psmgx , in Oscar Bait

TP for my bunghole

perishthethought ,

ARE YOU THREATENING ME?!?

Obi ,
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It’s a shame many of you won’t understand the lyrics because that’s exactly what this masterpiece is all about: youtu.be/XKCQEPNIG3Y?si=_KFgGO-Gljy4Yc5E

Macaroni_ninja , in The satisfaction
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The rest of the snails chilling under other leaves

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/2fab0c23-3f7d-48ad-87e9-1550c38574d3.png

mrgreyeyes ,

A father sees his whole family get crushed for the ultimate eargasm.

The father snail enters a high stakes game to capture a human and eliminate his immortality.

MinekPo1 , in agile is far left too. I will die on this hill
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to be fair , neither the free software movement nor the open source movement (which are distinct ideologically) are explicitly socialist . in a way , especially the free software movement , they embody an extention of liberalism .

both of these movements focus on the individuals freedom and take issue not with developers/companies being systemically incentivized to develop closed source / nonfree software , but with individual developers/companies doing so . thus the solution taken is limited to the individual not to systemic change .

henfredemars , (edited ) in Maybe we can get good IPv6 support now

All consumer and enterprise equipment made in the last 10+ years natively support IPv6.

I object to this statement. You can buy name brand routers today that don’t implement it properly. Sure, they route packets, but they have broken stateless auto configuration or don’t respect DHCPv6 options correctly, and the situation is made worse because you don’t know how your ISP implements IPv6 until you try it.

God help you if you need a firewall where you can open ports on v6. Three years ago I bought one that doesn’t even properly firewall IPv6.

I tested a top-of-the-line Netgear router to find that it doesn’t support opening ports and once again doesn’t correctly support forwarded IP DHCPv6, which even if that works correctly, your Android clients can’t use it 🫠 Decades later there’s no consensus on how it should function on every device. This is a severe problem when you are a standard.

The state of IPv6 on consumer hardware is absolute garbage. You have to guess how your ISP implements it if at all, and even then you’re at the mercy of your limited implementation. If you’re lucky it just works with your ISP router. If you’re not, it’s a PITA.

EDITs: spell corrections and clarification.

CosmicTurtle0 ,

Omg…I thought I was doing it wrong. I was trying to map ports on my router and it just wouldn’t do it properly.

Networking is not my strong suit so I assumed I was being an idiot and reverted back to IPv4.

henfredemars ,

The problem is mainly that IPv4 port forwarding is network address translation, but on IPv6 it’s instead IP forwarding with a firewall rule.

The latter is conceptually simpler, but it’s a different mechanism and one that most home routers don’t bother to implement. This is quite ironic because IPv6 was intended to restore end to end connectivity principles.

Don’t get me wrong; I’m quite happy with the standard. They are very few good implementations of that standard, and given the momentum of its predecessor, implementers just don’t care.

CosmicTurtle0 , (edited )

I absolutely hate how dependent we’ve gotten to IPv4. To the point that Amazon is charging almost $4 a month per IP. It used to be free. These assholes are buying IPv4 addresses so fast that they are literally driving up the price.

Is there a resource that you can recommend on learning IPv6 based on my knowledge on IPv4? A lot of resources I’ve seen are way over engineered for my feeble brain.

Like I know what IP addresses are and what port numbers are. I don’t understand the difference between how IPv6 addresses are assigned (both locally and generally speaking) and what makes it different from IPv4.

I know it’s not DHCP.

Edit: This post provides a link to a great summary for those who know IPv4 but need to learn IPv6.

henfredemars ,

It absolutely can be DHCP. There’s two main ways to do it: stateless auto configuration, and DHCP. Super briefly, you can assign IP addresses the same way you used to if you want, or you can let devices pick their own.

I’m afraid I can’t recommend a great resource, but I really like the Wikipedia article because it’s very precise in its terminology. I appreciate that with learning a new subject. I’m not even that precise here. For example, I use the term IP forwarding more liberally than what it actually means.

Blaster_M ,

IPv6 does not do NAT - you allow the ports for a device instead in the firewall.

riodoro1 ,

This. Ipv6 on all house routers are for scrolling facebook only. Want to do anything more? Switch back to ipv4

Melody ,

This is why I use PFSense and Hurricane Electric as a v6 tunnelbroker. I have working functional IPv6 with SLAAC and DHCPv6 and full Routing Advertisements on my LAN running side-by-side so that no matter which the device implements how poorly; it gets an IPv6 address and it works and is protected by the firewall.

henfredemars ,

That sounds awesome.

I really like stateless, but it bugs me that the router has to snoop on traffic if you want a list of devices. The good ones will actually do this, but most are blind to how your network is being used with IPv6.

And it really bothers me that Android just refuses to support DHCPv6 in any capacity. Seems like a weird hill to die on. There are too many legitimate use cases.

Melody ,

I run both because of this; and because SLAAC enables features in Desktop OSes that offer some level of additional privacy.

For example; Windows can do “Temporary IPv6 Addressing” that it will hand out to various applications and browsers. That IPv6 address rotates on a periodic basis; once every 24 hours by default; and can be configured to behave differently depending on your needs via registry keys.

This could for example, allow you to quickly spin up a small application server for something; like a gaming session; and let you use/bind that IPv6 address for it. Once the application stops using it and the time period has elapsed; Windows drops the IP address and statelessly configures itself a new one.

kungen ,

I also like the privacy extensions, but how often does your prefix even change? Most places I’ve seen you get a /64 announced and it basically never changes – so somewhat elementary to “break through” that regardless.

Melody ,

I have a /48 that I can basically roll through.

A /64 is more than enough though to prevent most casual attempts at entry; and does force more work / enumeration to be done to break into a network and do damage with. I’m not saying the privacy extensions are the greatest; but they do work to slightly increase the difficulty of tracking and exploitation.

With a /48 or even a /56; I can subdivide things and hand out several /64s to each device too; which would shake up things if tracking expects a /64 explicitly.

I actually use /55s to cordon off blocks inside the /48 that aren’t used too. So dialing a random prefix won’t help. You’d be surprised how often I get intrusive portsweeps trying to enumerate my /64s this way…and it doesn’t work because I’m not subnetting on any standard behavior.

Blaster_M ,

It is a weird hill to die on for sure.

Blaster_M ,

You shouldn’t be forwarding anything - lan devices are directly accessible from the internet with ipv6. The router’s job now is to firewall inbound ipv6 packets. You should be able to simply open the inbound port for that device in particular.

henfredemars , (edited )

Right, that’s how it should work. Unfortunately that’s not how it actually works most of the time in consumer.

Many devices don’t provide an option in the UI to open an inbound port on IPv6. For example, the latest and most expensive Linksys gaming router blocks all inbound connections and there are no options for different behavior. It doesn’t support opening any ports for v6.

The most recent TP link device I tested for my dad doesn’t even have a firewall. If you know the global IP, you can connect to any port you want.

Blaster_M ,

And that’s why I abandoned cheap consumer routers many years ago… closest devices to implement ipv6 port management firewalling even half good was/is the ASUS devices. I got fed up and went pfsense and/or unifi one day and never looked back.

UDM handles ipv6 real good, and pfsense can even get /64 subs from an ATT router for all its lan interfaces.

henfredemars ,

I’ve never tried ASUS or UDM. I might have to give that a go. Alas, I can only speak on the selection of what I have tried in the recent past.

AVincentInSpace ,

Comcast has finally gotten around to giving hosts inside the firewall publicly routable IPv6 addresses, but port forwarding (which, by the way, can only be done through Xfinity’s website or mobile app which then connect to and configure the router through the ISP interface – if you go to the port forward configuration in the router’s webui, all you’ll see is a message that it’s now “easier than ever” to configure port forwards) can only happen on IPv4. Want to open a hole in the IPv6 firewall? Well that’s just too fucken bad.

BlessedDog ,

Funny, I have an ancient DOCSIS modem from a company that went bankrupt ages ago which supports all these features flawlessly. Only thing it’s missing is DNS options, it’s hardcoded to use the ISPs DNS. Oh well.

interdimensionalmeme ,

Just use openwrt

henfredemars , (edited )

Sadly it’s not an option for example you want WiFi 6. A good chunk of really awesome hardware doesn’t support it.

Of course, it’s always possible to use bridging and multiple devices. That’s what I have now.

Lastly, the original statement supposed that all recent hardware supports IPv6 by default. OpenWRT doesn’t typically fit that description.

Broken_Monitor , in distinctions, shmershminctons!

Wtf is shoe gazing?

JackFrostNCola ,

Pretty much what it sounds like, where people who listen to a certain type/sound of music tend to enjoy it at live events by just low key looking down and slowly shuffling or bobbing their head to show their appreciation (rather than headbanging, moshing, etc.) there is a genre called ‘shoegaze’ which pretty much encompasses this kinda scene.

Broken_Monitor ,

Wow that’s a new one to me, never really noticed people doing that at a show. I guess I’m not really paying much attention to the crowd anyway though. Thanks for the explanation!

Mbourgon ,

Shoegaze is actually called that because the bands all have a ton of effects pedals, and they’re constantly changing settings and moving from pedal to pedal. So it looks like they’re staring at their shoes. I’ve never heard of it referring to spectators, though in hindsight I’ve done that a couple of times at shows, so…maybe?

Remember kids: you can buy musicians ear-plugs that mean you can keep listening to it your whole life without crippling phantom noise all the time.

JackFrostNCola ,

Well TIL, thanks. I always associated it with the kids who would listen to like deftones and dance like that

Lightfire228 , in Some shit happened.

I just scheduled an appointment, after about 1.5 years

So yeah, I can relate

Meowie_Gamer , in new wolf
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True

Daxtron2 , in new wolf

Looks like a flesh suit

monsterpiece42 ,

I mean…

mexicancartel , in Splitters!

Hmmm malayali hmmm hmmm…

emergencyfood OP ,

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vext01 , in ok it's enough....
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What’s the stroganoff obsession recently?

EherVielleicht OP , (edited )
flambonkscious ,

This is exceptional

Delicious_Tomatoes ,

Yeah, I get the pun, but. Just why.

peopleproblems ,

From Wikipedia:

idea, behavior, or style that spreads by means of imitation from person to person within a culture and often carries symbolic meaning representing a particular phenomenon or theme

I don’t remember how it started, but basically you work beef stroganoff into an already existing meme template, previously it was beans

it’s good fun. it’s nonsense. it’s a meme with the theme of beef stroganoff

boogetyboo ,
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Someone posted a survey they’d received in regards to a beef stroganoff recipe, asking them when they wanted to received notifications. One of the options was ‘only if something big happens’ (paraphrasing from memory).

Absurd and ridiculous, so it’s been picked up as a meta thing (you’ll see people commenting about whether something big has happened), but others don’t know the origin so now we’re just seeing general beef stroganoff themed memes and puns.

But I love this meme format. I’ve no beef with it.

MeatPilot , in The satisfaction
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Live in a slum lords apartment building. I like to pretend I’m in the woods after the leaves have fallen when I go get a glass of water in the dark.

S_H_K , in Oscar Bait

Then he loses Adrien Brody doing professor Utonium

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