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WinterBear , in I refuse to believe that they made that abomination of a sequel
@WinterBear@lemmy.world avatar

Damn this ruined my whole day

Hukka , in good enough title

So-socrates

KingJalopy , in DUNHNUHDUNHNUHDUNHNUHDUNHNUHDUNHNUHDUNHNUHDUNHNUH!

Fucking throat singing metal. That’s metal AF

FiskFisk33 ,
SaltyIceteaMaker , in good enough title
manuallybreathing OP , in ARE TANKIES CONSPIRING TO MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A BAD TIME ON LEMMY.ML?

People who are downvoting this dont like to have fun

PotatoesFall ,

Some of these graphs are just very hard to read even with the explanation another user gave

Tja ,

I downvoted because after staring at it for 15 seconds I still had no idea what data it tried to transmit or what the message was. It’s just a bad infographic.

manuallybreathing OP ,

www.atlassian.com/…/pie-chart-complete-guide

Imagine being mad you can’t understand a pie chart divided into two colours, imagine being mad at a joke. Have we all forgotten this is !memes ??

I literally made charts detailing that the majority of responses said they were tankies, and then I provided you the details.

Downvotes are for rule breaking content, not for covering your big feelings.

Tja ,

I’m not mad, I just tried to understand the meme and after a fair effort I didn’t, so I downvoted because it was a poor meme.

I’m sorry the downvotes hurt your feelings.

For rule breaking content there is the report function.

NoIWontPickAName ,

You’re a dick

velox_vulnus ,

Downvotes are for rule breaking content, not for covering your big feelings.

You’re wrong about that. There’s the report button for that.

By the way, I did not down-vote you, but about the criticism towards your work, yes, the info-graphics isn’t well done, because you crammed all that in one single image. I was able to read it, but it was painful.

Another concern is the small dataset. It is in two digits, which isn’t a proper representation of the general consensus.

10_0 ,

Maybe we should ask the admins to send out a survey to capture a more general consensus as possible, sounds reasonable and within the scope of a meme post. Also how was OP supposed to post two separate images when Lemmy doesn’t support multi-image posts? Was clicking on the image to enlarge it not an option for you?

Yearly1845 ,

Why are there like four sections each labeled “yes” and “no” with no other distinguishing information?

10_0 ,

“Are you a tankie?” Yes or No. Creates pie charts of the results.

Tja ,

You didn’t answer the question of why there are 4 sections…

Yearly1845 ,

Are you a tankie:

No: 40.5
No: 37.9
No: 30.2
No: 37.8
Yes: 65.2
Yes: 50.1
Yes: 23.1

I made up the numbers but this is not how pie charts work.

bountygiver ,

ya it’s kind of poor labelling in OP’s part. Those are supposed to be “answered by uses that are not from hexbar/lemmygrad”, I also don’t know why the lemmy.ml vs others get their own ring instead of combining with the inner ring, it’s not like you can be in both instance at the same time as a single user.

10_0 ,

Then maybe take more than 15 seconds

Tja ,

I’m browsing memes on lemmy, not planning a moon landing.

10_0 ,

Ok

davel ,
@davel@lemmy.ml avatar

Sir, madam, or enby, this is a c/memes.

joelfromaus ,
@joelfromaus@aussie.zone avatar

Sir, madam, or…

Ethical non binary yankee?

davel , (edited )
@davel@lemmy.ml avatar

Close! Non-Binary → N.B. → enby

joelfromaus ,
@joelfromaus@aussie.zone avatar

Thanks, TIL! (Also, while you explained it well I still took so long to understand. Guess I’m having a slow day 😅)

Kyatto ,
@Kyatto@leminal.space avatar

you must be one of them tankies /s

Sgt_choke_n_stroke , in ARE TANKIES CONSPIRING TO MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A BAD TIME ON LEMMY.ML?

The “everyone’s a tankie who disagrees with me” I’m convinced is a new meme.

Cowbee ,
@Cowbee@lemmy.ml avatar

That’s what happens when you defederate from pro-Marxist instances. Zionists and anti-Communists start joining this anti-Marxist space and you have a whole new Red Scare on your hands.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Shitlibs gonna shitlib

Tankies gonna tank

AmosBurton_ThatGuy , in I need to survive 3 days without pooping..
@AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca avatar

Infinite poop.

You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell.

The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can’t free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates.

The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. The torrent underneath you is deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier.

The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. The poop accelerates. You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you’ve broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive. The poop accelerates. Your body disintegrates but your poop contrail remains. NASA can no longer track you. You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness.

The poop accelerates. Forever.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Fucking shitposters.

Nakoichi , in ARE TANKIES CONSPIRING TO MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A BAD TIME ON LEMMY.ML?
@Nakoichi@hexbear.net avatar

The fact that Hexbear polled more no than yes is so fuckin funny to me.

Dirk ,
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

Why does that instance still exist? Wow.

Cowbee ,
@Cowbee@lemmy.ml avatar

Why would it not?

Dirk ,
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

I’ve never seen any good content coming from that instance. Only political bullshit and fighting.

Cowbee ,
@Cowbee@lemmy.ml avatar

It is a Left-unity server, with Marxists and Anarchists alike. It is going to be political by nature of the instance.

If you don’t care for politics, the Games community is very pleasant IMO, and if you’re trans, traa is hosted over there and it’s a very active community. Hexbear is largely self-contained and self-sufficient, there’s more than just politics.

manuallybreathing OP ,

hexbear is officially anti tankie, I don’t make the rules. RIP

CyberSyndicalist ,
@CyberSyndicalist@hexbear.net avatar

Fuck tankies, Khrushchev should have nuked Hungary

vger ,
@vger@lemmy.ml avatar

lemmy.dbzer0.com:

This instance currently allows new community creation, however the following subjects are explicitly not allowed as communities.

  • No Tankie shit.
LittleBorat2 ,

They asked 5 people and they were smart enough to say no

elvith , in DUNHNUHDUNHNUHDUNHNUHDUNHNUHDUNHNUHDUNHNUHDUNHNUH!

Ich hab sie vor rund 14 Jahren auf einem Festival entdeckt als ich “nur aus Spass” mal gucken wollte, was A Capella Metal sein soll - einfach geil.

Ui, den Eintrag in der FAQ gibt’s ja nach all den Jahren immernoch Ü

Ihr seid kein Metal. Ihr habt keine Gitarren. Ihr seid Schwuchteln.

Danke. Endlich sagt’s mal wer. Und - wie läuft’s mit deiner Band? Wann spielt ihr auf dem Wacken? ;-)

01189998819991197253 , in Airport security be like
@01189998819991197253@infosec.pub avatar

So, they’re going to take it from you, and put it in the rubbish with all the other potential explosives… in the most populated area of the airport. You know… in case it goes off…

Spyro ,

You seem to be under the impression that they care about your safety. Rookie mistake. They care about the security of the airplane, not you.

01189998819991197253 ,
@01189998819991197253@infosec.pub avatar

I don’t think they care about that, either. In my experience, they care about not getting sued. That’s it.

Artyom ,

You seem to be under the impression that they care about anyone’s safety, rookie mistake. Their job is exclusively to boost consumer confidence in air travel and increase corporate profits.

Spyro ,

This was probably true for a bit after 9/11, but I can’t say I personally know anyone who currently feels safer flying on planes because of the TSA. Pretty much everyone I’ve spoken to in person regarding this knows the TSA is a joke.

Realistically it’s now a government jobs program that is basically immune from ever being terminated because many politician benefits from having this program operate in their district/state/etc providing jobs that they do not want to lose.

Flummoxed , in The "one bad apple" claims always ignore the many many many bad apples that exist

The phrase is “One bad apple spoils the barrel.”

Literally means all are bad if one is bad.

Edit: verb simplification.

usernamesAreTricky OP ,

Marium webster has a good article about the history of the misappropriation of the phrase

merriam-webster.com/…/one-bad-apple-spoil-the-bar…

denshirenji ,
@denshirenji@lemmy.world avatar

I kind of think this is also a bit misleading. Isn’t the point of the phrase that you should remove the bad apple lest it affect the rest. As in, “If you leave the bad apple in the barrel it will spoil the bunch. So remove it before it does.” I don’t quite think that its really being misappropriated.

From your link a translated original proverb:

“Well better is a rotten apple out of the store

Than that it rot all the remnant."

So, by that logic, if you get those bad apples put before they spoil the bunch then they were “just bad apples”.

To be clear I’m not saying the phrase isn’t being used to minimize serious issues. But the point of the phrase wasn’t that one bad apple means the entire bunch is already rotten, but that you need to remove the bad elements before the rot spreads.

usernamesAreTricky OP ,

However it’s often used in the context of already existing systematic issues. The bunch has already spoiled

denshirenji ,
@denshirenji@lemmy.world avatar

Wholeheartedly agree!

I have had some time to think about it, and I should have included the word systemic instead of serious. I still stand by my overall point with regard to what the idiom actually means. I don’t believe that its a good thing to misrepresent something just to prove a point.

Flummoxed ,

Yes, my comment was an oversimplification in light of the topic. The adage is supposed to teach you to get rid of the bad apple to save the barrel.

Hikermick , in I go out of my way to not crap at work.

It’s like trying to wipe my ass with a CVS receipt. That’s why I never leave home without my supply of 2 ply

Thteven , in I go out of my way to not crap at work.
@Thteven@lemmy.world avatar

Best piece of ass I ever got

DmMacniel , in Echo

du hast mich gefragt

waigl ,

und ich hab nichts gesagt.

DmMacniel ,

Willst du, bis der Tod euch scheidet

Bandicoot_Academic ,

Treu ihr sein für alle Tage?

DosDude ,
@DosDude@retrolemmy.com avatar

Aaaaaaaaah! NEIN!

name_NULL111653 ,

Aaaaaaaaah! NEIN!

Klear ,

Wir haben es machen, Lemmy!

Sotuanduso ,

Du
Du hast
Du hast es
Du hast es gemacht

lugal ,

Nein

asexualchangeling , in I refuse to believe that they made that abomination of a sequel

There is no sequel in ba sing se

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