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boatsnhos931 , in Anybody else experience this?

Ok ok ok…the porn is going too far and we all know that you all will be the ones suffering…so you need to work on your blatant lies… Your own president paid to sleep with a porn star for heaven’s sake

boydster ,
@boydster@sh.itjust.works avatar

He’s not our president anymore! Yet!

boatsnhos931 ,

I pray to you Jeebus, Buddha, Allah, Satan, Giant sketti monster…PLZ HALP. I mean your own as in the Republican party’s president… sorry for the funky wording teddy brosavelt

ChicoSuave , in We are all gonna die

The person who made those calls thinks they have a ghost, at least they think it’s a ghost. Whatever it is, they will finally get to the bottom of it.

Norgur , in We are all gonna die
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That's what happens when Fred smugly tried to pull the hood from the ghost who was supposed to be the gardener or some shit. The fucking hood turned out to be no hood, but a ghost emblazoned with the emblem of Zuul.

BmeBenji , in Anybody else experience this?

Literally just yesterday I posted about it in my family’s political group chat and my older sister said, and I quote:

“even though I lean left, I’m actually glad that conservatives have a playbook! Why? because Trump’s first term presidential transition (2017) was totally bungled… he needs a list of people that he can appoint from, so that these agencies don’t just fall apart… Don’t kid yourself, Biden’s team and Obama’s team and the democrats overall definitely have their own playbook and their list of potential appointees. They just don’t have to crowdsource theirs!”

cue insane Charlie Kelly screams

PunnyName ,

Narrator: She did not actually lean left, but instead very far right.

flicker ,

She just likes weed.

nonailsleft ,

my family’s political group chat

BmeBenji ,

One member got upset that we were discussing politics in the family group chat so much in 2020 (read: we were bashing Donald Trump and his fucking idiocy too much) and insisted we move the conversation elsewhere

jdeath ,

would it be better to have two trump terms, back to back, or to make a biden sandwich and have a break between the terms?

i worry that if trump comes back from the dead he might do crazier shit than if he was just re-elected and kept eating mcdonalds at the white house.

no way to know for sure, unless whoever built the universe made two copies just to test this out

BmeBenji ,

I’m feeling confident that the 4 year break gave him and the actually smart people funding him and giving him ideas more time to come up with efficient plans

Tiocfaidhcaisarla ,
@Tiocfaidhcaisarla@hexbear.net avatar

Hate to crowdsource appointees in my democracy

ShimmeringKoi ,
@ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net avatar

Is your sister Roseanne Barr, what the fuck is she saying

ummthatguy , in We are all gonna die
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MsPenguinette , in Anybody else experience this?

I’m not a capitalist but glad the free market regularly aligns with DEI. Thought the company I work at would back off a bit to the news coverage of outraged hysterics but they’ve doubled down.

CableMonster ,

The free market doesnt align with DEI, its forced by corporations and organizations that are backed up by the government.

RubberElectrons ,
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Keep ruining Portland, dumbass.

CableMonster ,

Thats funny, I was born and raised in Portland and now it sucks due to the type of policies people like you advocate for.

RubberElectrons ,
@RubberElectrons@lemmy.world avatar

Sure thing, dumbass.

Wasn’t the conservatives of Oregon, angling for less oversight of the medical field that led to so many pill mills around Portland, right?

Record profits for the mercer family as a result.

Wasn’t the constant attempts to reduce funding to Portland drug addiction support & rehab groups by various conservative groups & politicians who don’t even live there, right?

In spite of its issues, the city still has higher employment and median income vs surrounding, less cultured areas around it.

Get it, dumbass?

CableMonster ,

Let me get this straight the conservatives in Oregon (which have no power) forced through legistlation… Sure thing bro!

davel ,
@davel@lemmy.ml avatar

Is this a joke? The only reason the “free market” pretended to align with DEI in the first place was for regulations and public relations purposes. The capitalist class has never and will never give a fuck about DEI. You know that HR departments are not our friends, right? Their job is to execute the will of the capitalist class upon the working class.

DrSleepless , in Anybody else experience this?

We are so fucked

Potatos_are_not_friends , in Happy Independence Day

That hole has served us greatly

solsangraal , in Happy Independence Day
TheDoctor , in Anybody else experience this?
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The US ruling class has been trying to do all of these things for decades. I’ve been treated like I’m insane for calling this out since well before Project 2025 was formulated. It’s honestly frustrating to see the amount of people finally coming around now that all their ducks are in a row and a second Trump term is looking more and more certain every day. Biden’s been literally doing Republican policies for his entire presidency and we haven’t heard a fucking peep from the liberal “activists” in my area about it.

Skullgrid , in Anybody else experience this?
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but biden said umm. i can’t tell the difference /s

umbrella , in Anybody else experience this?
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

already happening

antsu , in Landsknecht Energy!!!

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some_guy , in I'm helping I promise!

We got CBD oil for our kitties to help them endure 4th of July fireworks. We tried giving it to them a day early to observe their reactions before everything got loud and scary. One of them scratched me so much (out of fear, not malice) that I quickly gave up. We’re gonna try sneaking it on some tuna tonight. The store was sold out of CBD treats, so hopefully this works.

riodoro1 , in I'm helping I promise!

But why? So they don’t scratch the furniture?

myliltoehurts ,

We trim our cats nails because when we don’t they keep getting stuck on things. They also just accept that being stuck is now their life without any complaint so sometimes it takes us hours to figure out one is now stuck to the sofa and just accepted it vs decided to sleep on the sofa.

flicker ,

This is my boy. He scratches all his posts, his scratchers, everything and is very good about it, but at a certain length he’ll do his usual routine where he’ll gently hook the edge of a blanket and lift it, and drop it to ask someone to tuck him in, and the blanket won’t drop.

He also might catch a claw on the sofa or something. Time to clip claws!

Timecircleline ,

I trim my cat’s nails because they fight sometimes and I don’t want anyone getting hurt. Also because I want them to be able to make biscuits on me if they want to without feeling like I’m getting stabbed.

Madblood ,

My cat’s claws will curl around until they are starting to dig into her toe pads.

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