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PapaStevesy , in And another meme I never thought would see the light of day again

Wait, is he known for having sex with raw meat or something? I must have missed that.

Emperor OP ,
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Really? Well you have a “treat” ahead of you with Piggate. Standard warnings apply for sexual content, unpleasant public schoolboy shenanigans and some pretty low.quality food-handling hygiene.

Then go and watch the Black Mirror episode “The National Anthem” which was broadcast four years before Piggate and wonder if these dystopian times have made a mockery of fiction.

Assman ,
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British people talk a lot of shit about us yanks but you have to go back pretty far to find a US president who fucked a pig

Emperor OP ,
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How far back?

Assman ,
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Millard Fillmore was our last pig fucker

kalistia ,

Well from the very wikipedia article you’re quoting, it seems that it is a fake and more of a “revenge” thing from people with bad intentions. To be fair, there is already a lot to be said about Cameron without the need to pass on gossip, don’t you think?

sour , in A happy Brit
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are the beans supposed to be hanging

Emperor OP ,
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It wouldn’t be AI if there wasn’t some detail that kept you up at night.

sab , in A happy Brit
MMNT ,

The one time AI is supposed to mess up teeth, it misses the opportunity. 😂

UKFilmNerd ,
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But where are his lips! 😬

JadenSmith , in The Oven Dilemma

Better to be safe than sorry. That 0.0001% of the time where you actually do forget is enough to destroy a good chunk of if not your entire home.

Mr_Blott ,

How on earth would leaving an oven on destroy your home? It’d make it smell a bit at most

SubArcticTundra ,
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Depends on whether you store petrol in your oven

Mr_Blott ,

Or an entire sheep

Hogger85 ,

I left.the oven on for about 48hrs once when went away only damage was to my pocket from the electricity bill (and wasn’t that bad as quite well insulated, was maybe about £30-40 (so double for the month) (few years ago)

Emperor , in Don't
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I see the electioneering has started early!

Love a bit of Scarfolk!

Fixbeat , in School Picture Day

Photographer : turn a little to your right. That’s perfect!

Custoslibera , in Your school

These schools are exactly the same! They understand the issues that affect me and govern in my best interests! - Average Tory

Gsus4 , in Have you been in an accident and it wasn't your fault?
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“you may be eligible for compensation…”

XTornado , in Best we can do right now.

Are in the EU now?

No

ns1 ,

Sorry

Tweak , in Jay a door francis cuisine

Pardon my French, you dirty cunt.

fjordo , in I'm not tetchy!

Looks tetchy to me 🤔

Feersummendjinn ,

Definitely tetchy. Maybe he should go to his Rwanda safespace to calm down.

frog OP ,

Now that is a brilliant idea!

frog OP ,

The fun thing is it wasn’t even hard to find pictures of Sunak looking tetchy! 😀

TheCheddarCheese , in Life, uh, finds a way
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yup. my sense of humor is officially dead. thank you all for making me find anything and everything absolutely hilarious.

mateomaui , in Life, uh, finds a way

Ah, before the days of eggplants.

Tweak OP ,

*Aubergines.

Seriously though, while I like them, cooking them is such a pain. They absorb all the oil or whatever, and you end up with one piece that tastes of coconut while all the others fry dry.

KISSmyOS ,

Use olive oil, not coconut. And use enough of it to drench all the pieces.

Tweak OP ,

Absolutely, I’ve stopped using coconut on that particular vegetable. It still soaks it up, but now I baste it with a silicone brush and just chuck it in the oven.

Byereddithellolemmy , in Members Of S Club 7 Over Time

Looks wrong, one of them died.

Zozano ,

S Club 6

eek2121 , in active buff

Pro Tip: If you are an attractive female and are at the gym, find a guy busting his ass (lifting weights, doing cardio, etc), preferably by himself (not with “the guys” or trying to impress anyone), and tell him you think he is doing great and that he looks great. Then walk away.

You will likely make his day. This will work even if he is gay.

SubArcticTundra ,
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Yes but then he’ll instantly fall for you

superduperenigma ,

Pro tip: if you are even a somewhat average looking woman and are remotely nice to or smile in the general direction of a man, there is a very real possibility that he will decide you’re flirting with him and get uncomfortably creepy and refuse to take any hints to the contrary.

Llewellyn ,

But what if you are really unattractive one? Should you leverage it for motivation by the opposite approach and yell: work harder you lazy sack!

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