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HotDogFingies , in Post pics of unwashed shelf-stable eggs (this scares the americans)
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You're kidding, but you're not wrong. I worked for Whole Foods pre-Amazon and the number of people who returned eggs or flagged me down upon finding a feather was concerning.

Pratai , in Post pics of unwashed shelf-stable eggs (this scares the americans)

Why would I be scared?

reddig33 , in Post pics of unwashed shelf-stable eggs (this scares the americans)

Next you’ll be posting unrefrigerated butter out on the counter!

vext01 ,
@vext01@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Blows their cover by using the word “counter” to refer to the kitchen worktop :)

CM400 , in Post pics of unwashed shelf-stable eggs (this scares the americans)

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

ChihuahuaOfDoom , in Post pics of unwashed shelf-stable eggs (this scares the americans)

Am American, my fridge is packed with unwashed eggs. You just can’t buy them at the store here. Fortunately my pets poop breakfast.

Rampsquatch ,

Can we see a picture of your food-pooping pets? I like chickens.

GreatAlbatross OP , (edited )
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I second this pet photo tax. I even fixed picture uploads the other day, so no excuse!

Tweak ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/68bd992d-69ea-4343-8f57-dd8ca049c3a4.jpeg

Just in case you missed it!

Or, in case you want to see them again!!

Emperor ,
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They didn’t actually say they were chickens…

Rampsquatch ,

Now I’m even more curious.

ChicoSuave ,

Wall to wall echidnas

ChihuahuaOfDoom ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/68bd992d-69ea-4343-8f57-dd8ca049c3a4.jpeg

This is 2/3 of our flock, we have a mix of Black Jersey Giants, Sapphire Olive Eggers, Welsummers, Americanas and 1 Brahma.

Rampsquatch ,

Blessings on you and your domestic dinosaurs.

agent_flounder ,
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I love them all! Beautiful dinos.

andthenthreemore ,
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But they’re still in the fridge.

ChihuahuaOfDoom ,

True, old habits and all that.

vext01 ,
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Serious question: Why don’t Americans like unwashed eggs? Was there a breakout of an illness in the past or?

ChihuahuaOfDoom ,

Apparently it started in the 1970s over concerns about foodborne illnesses, yes. …ars.usda.gov/…/how-we-store-our-eggs-and-why#

MonsiuerPatEBrown , in Post pics of unwashed shelf-stable eggs (this scares the americans)

it is hard to get eggs with the cuticle intact in the US.

unreachable , in Still going in
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thantik , in Still going in

Wife doesn’t kiss me as much when I have a beard, so she encourages me by shaving hers. I think it’s a fair trade.

unreachable ,
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Tweak OP ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/351c7cbd-09b4-4e59-818c-b29ab22ca799.webm

Is it just me or do these webm’s not work in situ on the website?

Fudoshin ,
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If anyone asked me to shave my beard I’d dump them. I’ve had it 15yrs and it’s never let me down. Beards are for life - not just for Christmas!

Fuck_u_spez_ ,

A man who shaves his beard for a woman deserves neither.

voight , in Are you ok?
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Tweak OP ,

I don’t think imgur get that much from you when you post a link directly to the image.

https://feddit.uk/pictrs/image/bbd24b62-328b-4980-93cd-4895d62eb88c.png

This is all there is on this page. The hexbear image is your profile pic.

https://feddit.uk/pictrs/image/f4c5cdc1-4836-4b3f-b19a-41805e569a7a.png

This is what your link itself tracks. I feel like imgur gets no more than this with its direct link.

Obviously visiting the imgur page is another matter, there’s plenty of crap there, and it’s a bit of a pain to actually dig out the direct url. However I wanted to get the crosspost link from the place I took this meme from.

voight ,
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I don’t even want to give them that haha but fair enough

Tweak OP ,

Yeah I mean I wish there was a good alternative. Your one seems to just mirror imgur, so you still need to go to imgur to upload.

At least now lemmy instances are generally hosting images themselves. There was a point where everyone got afraid of child porn and many of them stopped allowing hosting. Now, you can even copy the image and paste it into a comment and it uploads and does all the code for you.

voight ,
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We’re gonna win fuck the feds and rheir gore posting and shit

MamboGator , in Are you ok?
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“Don’t Count Dooku on it.”

Tweak OP , in dolphins

I think the fact that hexbear users have only focused on this post, and no other in this community, is testament to the fact that hexbear is an astroturfing community that serves no purpose but to radicalise people. Their “leftist, pro-LGBT” agenda stops short of calling out Russia.

Challenge them out in the open with real any depth and they will walk away. Challenge them in their own communities and you will get banned for frivolous reasons.

Tweak , in Jay a door francis cuisine

Pardon my French, you dirty cunt.

mumblerfish , in Jay a door francis cuisine

When I worked in france the cafeteria called it “fish and ships”

Fudoshin ,
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The French just can’t help but be terrible people.

metaStatic , in Jay a door francis cuisine

The beauty of it's women and the quality of it's cuisine makes the British the best sailors in the world

AlpacaChariot ,

The beauty of it is women and the quality of it is cuisine makes the British the best sailors in the world

Hol ,

Its vs it’s got me for a long time. I want to add the apostrophe because it’s possessive, but possessive pronouns are an exception and don’t need one. Think of his, hers, yours, theirs. All are possessive but don’t need the apostrophe.

AlpacaChariot ,

Yeah, English has loads of absolutely mental rules that don’t make sense if you think about them, often for quite interesting historical reasons!

Ashelyn , in Jay a door francis cuisine

It’s like the kid in that meme where both paths are dark. On one side is mashed peas and on the other is literal cooked snails.

Edit: accuracy, I don’t think you’d mix the mashed peas with beans at least

AlpacaChariot ,

Both of those are quite nice if done well tbh

Ashelyn ,

I don’t doubt it, but you’d need to do something incredible to mashed peas to make me prefer them that way over non-mashed (and not overcooked) peas seasoned with salt and pepper

Never tried the snails, maybe one day but I’ve never had the opportunity

AlpacaChariot ,

You know they are a different type of pea (marrowfat), right? Mushy peas aren’t made with mashed garden peas.

Snails are nice, they are usually cooked in garlic butter so if you like that you’ll enjoy them!

Ashelyn ,

That’s good to know on both dishes. I didn’t know mushy peas were made with a different kind, and from what other commenters said the snails might actually not be that bad. Certainly no less strange than eating ocean bugs lobster or crab if you really think about it.

If I’m ever in an opportunity to try either I’d definitely give them a go at least once. My initial comment was, while uneducated, mostly a light riff on the local cuisines. I feel like I maybe should have deleted it when I saw it was to a UK-specific sub, but I guess it turned into a learning experience so it’s not all bad in hindsight!

AlpacaChariot ,

To be honest, if you’re in a chippy and you only have a chance to have one side with your food you should get curry sauce instead of mushy peas, it’s the best!

You definitely shouldn’t have deleted it, nobody is going to take offence at a joke about food. Just wouldn’t want you to miss out!

Mechaguana ,
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Its actually really good, and really fatty for some reason. Served with red garlic and parsley, it tastes like meaty butter, or (slightly softer though) octopus without the fishy taste.

But of course it has to be fresh.

Fudoshin ,
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mashed peas

Do you mean mushy peas, love?

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