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FiniteBanjo ,

Hear me out.

The Wolves got through the airport checkpoints without any issues.

KrapKake ,

Well this is lemmy, nearly everyone is the Linux guy. Personally I would definitely sit next to the Linux guy because I would love to nerd out with someone else about Linux for 10 hours.

FuglyDuck ,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

There’s an easy way to solve the hungry wolf problem. Which also solves the other.

Feed the Linux bros to the wolves.

*I use BSD, btw.

EldritchFeminity ,

I thought it would’ve been for you and the Linux guy to grab the people in first class to feed to the wolves…

FuglyDuck ,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

We tried that first. Wolves were still hungry.

nexussapphire ,

I guess I’m not that guy. I use arch Linux (had to say it for the memes)but I like coding, drawing, learning new languages, photography, and I’m thinking about picking up calligraphy someday.

dumbass ,
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

In my designated seat…

redisdead ,

Throw the Linux guy to the wolves, enjoy an empty row just for yourself

Klear ,

You still have the goat and the cabbage…

Imgonnatrythis ,

You kidding. They raised that guy.

nexussapphire ,

https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia1.tenor.com%2Fm%2FlHttqZSoM4gAAAAd%2F%25D0%25BF%25D0%25B8%25D0%25BD%25D0%25B3%25D0%25B2%25D0%25B8%25D0%25BD.gif

rickyrigatoni ,
  1. I use linux too so I’d get a more diverse range of conversation material with the wolves.
pewgar_seemsimandroid ,

1, just switched to Linux.

RandomVideos ,

Fortunately, i own earplugs

whostosay ,

Good call, wolves can get pretty noisy.

Fedizen ,

what do the wolves smell like?

trolololol ,

Can I choose the bear?

Quill7513 ,

What distro, terminal emulator, shell, and text editor does this person like? We might have stuff to talk about. If the answers to any of the above are Fedora, XTerm, Bash, or Pico then we have nothing to talk about and I’ll take the wolves

superkret ,

Slackware, console, sh, ed.

Imhotep ,

if it’s the laid back linux guy, simply very enthusiastic, I’ll gladly sit next to him

some kind of fanboy, who thinks in terms of us vs them and who makes it his personality then nope

onlinepersona ,

If it’s somebody who’s pure Gnu, then no thank you. They’ll probably take offense that I’m using “non-free JS” or something.

Anti Commercial-AI license

JoMiran ,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

Definitely next to Linux guy. I’ve been working on Linux since very early days, so I don’t talk about it because at this point it is as core to my life as knowing how to brush teeth. Nothing would entertain me more than to spend a flight giving that guy the ole “ummmm…actually”.

kionite231 ,

I would love to sit next to you gaining Linux knowledge!

pmk ,

Could you give us your opinions on what you would change about bash if you could go back in time and just decide how it was?

JoMiran ,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

Me, avoiding that hornets nest.

https://media.tenor.com/tSERM_B_Vj0AAAAM/dodge-dark-souls.gif

SpaceNoodle ,

No, you’re the Linux guy this image macro is about.

JoMiran ,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

Oh, I’ll bore you to death talking about stuff, just not Linux.

ccunning ,

You convinced me; “Pack of wolves, please?”

dogsnest ,
@dogsnest@lemmy.world avatar

Emacs or vi?

superkret ,

nano

some_guy ,

Depends if the guy has social skills. There’s someone who recently joined at my work who seems to have some social development issues. He’s perfectly intelligent, but has no apparent filter and discusses topics that aren’t appropriate to discuss with people you don’t really know (about his feelings in awkward ways). If it was someone like that, I’ll take the wolves. If it’s someone who can sense when I want to take a break, Linux guy and I probably have some common interests.

pelya ,

Ask the guy to hold down the wolves while I teach them how to install Debian

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