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Sylver ,

This makes me anxious. Now way will she be able to get all of those eggs off before some burn!

krellor ,

Definitely a quantity vs quality trade-off here.

dingus ,

Maybe she has a spatula with an end half as big as the pan!

danc4498 ,

Should’ve just done scrambled

bitsplease ,

Easy, you just make sure each one goes on about 5 seconds after the last, remember the order, then when the time comes, you weils that spatchula like a legendary warrior wielding his/her trusty sword and don’t stop for anything

Jessica ,

I don’t know about you, but after I flip my eggs, they only cook for about 30 seconds

gmtom ,

What kind of heathen flips their eggs?

blanketswithsmallpox ,

The kind that don’t want to be reminded of eating your mom out when they eat one side.

bitwaba ,

You’re missing out.

That’s the best part.

kamenlady ,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

Whoeva flipped my eggs yo moms a hoe

bitsplease , (edited )

Ah, I’m an over easy sunny side up kinda guy. So flipping doesn’t come into it, which helps

EDIT: My egg wisdom is apparently weak af

Jessica ,

Eggs over easy are literally what I described. You flip them and cook them about 30 seconds. If you never flip the egg it’s called sunny side up.

bitsplease ,

My b, guess I meant sunny side up

dangblingus ,

Over easy eggs will be fine this way.

robocall ,
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

My grandma would just drive us to McDonald’s. She’s not really a cook.

DontRedditMyLemmy ,

I’ll allow it

wabafee ,

Grandma’s, making you speed run life.

uis ,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Speedrun ends when you get achivement 2x2x1.5

Pantsofmagic ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/cbb57a2f-2444-401f-b863-ae1d5601a1de.jpeg

My goodness Grandma I’m not that hungry I swear

dangblingus ,

AI food looks so weird.

Obi ,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

Those yolks are absolute units.

dangblingus ,

There’s so much British in this photo.

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