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Rootiest ,
@Rootiest@lemmy.world avatar

Doesn’t every family have a poop gun?

Thteven ,
@Thteven@lemmy.world avatar

Mine does but it’s an airsoft gun. This guy’s gonna blow a new hole in his bowl.

GladiusB ,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

I have a poop knife

Swarfega ,

I get this reference

GladiusB ,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

Thanks. I wasn’t sure who would.

ProfessionalMcUseful ,

Never bring a poop knife to a poop gunfight

NotSpez ,

This reference is amazing. I had forgotten about the poop knife.

over_clox ,

Well WTF do you use, a poop blender? 🤔

Torvum ,

Depends on the poop engagement distance

over_clox ,

What, you don’t shoot the shit with your friends?..

xusontha ,

Nah it’s like the poop knife

MermaidsGarden ,
@MermaidsGarden@lemmy.world avatar

But for Texans

over_clox ,

You spelled Australians wrong

imPastaSyndrome ,

That’s not a knife

over_clox ,

That’s not a spoon either

imPastaSyndrome ,

This is LA

over_clox ,

Louisiana or Los Angeles?

Two different sides of the country that identify with the same two letters…

imPastaSyndrome ,

All i wanna do is have a little fun before i die

over_clox ,

Agreed, all I wanna do is wrestle with an alligator before I die

XTornado ,

Good luck hitting it. I prefer fire, flamethrowers or similar.

synae ,
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Pistol grip poop on my lap at all times

over_clox ,

Umm, we have questions now. Like, is that a petrified poop or mushy poop handle? Does it fire farts? 🤔

Inquiring minds must know…

Ryan213 ,
@Ryan213@lemmy.world avatar

Shouldn’t it be a flamethrower then?

synae ,
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Should be a “nuke it from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure” button

chaorace ,
@chaorace@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Just don’t stroke the barrel too hard if you don’t want to have an accident

newIdentity ,

STL?

thechadwick ,

That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen. How could someone be so irresponsible? Now the spider has the bathroom gun! Great job Einstein.

Maultasche ,

Or if your son shows up with a crossbow.

NotSpez ,

This person pays their debts

GiddyGap ,

'Murica

NotSpez ,

I thought it was so you can glock the door from a distance.

isVeryLoud ,

Fr tho that’s a 3M broom holder, and they are unbelievably useful.

BennyInc ,

John Travolta on toilet; Pulp Fiction

Who would ever need this?

habanhero ,

Good idea, when two rolls aren’t enough.

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