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xusontha ,

Nah it’s like the poop knife

MermaidsGarden ,
@MermaidsGarden@lemmy.world avatar

But for Texans

over_clox ,

You spelled Australians wrong

imPastaSyndrome ,

That’s not a knife

over_clox ,

That’s not a spoon either

imPastaSyndrome ,

This is LA

over_clox ,

Louisiana or Los Angeles?

Two different sides of the country that identify with the same two letters…

imPastaSyndrome ,

All i wanna do is have a little fun before i die

over_clox ,

Agreed, all I wanna do is wrestle with an alligator before I die

MuhammadJesusGaySex ,

Hell yeah! Had myself a Kevlar commode built special just so the missus and I could use a Glock as a poop knife. Things get wild a day or so after fondue night.

A_Chilean_Cyborg ,
@A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl avatar

just remember to not make mistakes, or you will trow toilet paper at the spider, wich can then use it to get up to your arm and bit it.

Ryan213 ,
@Ryan213@lemmy.world avatar

Shouldn’t it be a flamethrower then?

synae ,
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Should be a “nuke it from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure” button

user1234 ,

Just your typical restroom in Texas

NegativeLookBehind ,
@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

Just don’t wipe with the wrong one.

spacesweedkid27 ,

Spiders probably do more good for the environment than you.

Rootiest ,
@Rootiest@lemmy.world avatar

Doesn’t every family have a poop gun?

Thteven ,
@Thteven@lemmy.world avatar

Mine does but it’s an airsoft gun. This guy’s gonna blow a new hole in his bowl.

GladiusB ,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

I have a poop knife

Swarfega ,

I get this reference

GladiusB ,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

Thanks. I wasn’t sure who would.

AlmightySnoo ,
@AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world avatar

it’s probably just a water gun that serves as a bidet

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Need the extended mag cuz you ain’t hitting anything without a proper pooping grip.

CetaceanNeeded ,

For when you just want to shoot the shit

habanhero ,

Good idea, when two rolls aren’t enough.

synae ,
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Pistol grip poop on my lap at all times

over_clox ,

Umm, we have questions now. Like, is that a petrified poop or mushy poop handle? Does it fire farts? 🤔

Inquiring minds must know…

BennyInc ,

John Travolta on toilet; Pulp Fiction

Who would ever need this?

isVeryLoud ,

Fr tho that’s a 3M broom holder, and they are unbelievably useful.

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