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M0oP0o ,
@M0oP0o@lemmy.world avatar
Devorlon ,

I’ve had this, it tastes like savory cream soda 3/10, 1/10 with rice.

Brisolo32 ,

The pikachu one is actually pretty good, although not good enough for the price

dylanTheDeveloper ,
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

Which Pokemon tastes terrible in your opinion?

Mestone ,

Ayyyy! Coming in clutch with the rating plus the “with rice” bonus!

AcesFullOfKings ,

let’s not bring over worn-out redditisms to lemmy eh?

Defenceplox ,

So it’s actually quite good. An acquired taste.

omgitsaheadcrab ,

Oh cool a vaporeon… wait… wtf?!

Hotdogman ,

Sea salt, cheese flavor sparkling water…

I don’t even know what to fn say.

M0oP0o ,
@M0oP0o@mander.xyz avatar

“YES”

THED4NIEL ,

Did you know…

saxysammyp ,

This guy gets it.

ShustOne ,

Was looking for this haha

Noodle07 ,

That’s what I instantly thought about… The Internet ruined us

Amaltheamannen ,

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03’ tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they’re large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works avatar

Fucking CHEESE flavored WATER!?

What in the got damn fuck is THAT!?!?

Tb0n3 ,

Vaporeon copypasta

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