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NerdyPopRocks ,

A remarkable example of a non-Hermitian operator

rimmedalpha , (edited )

Center bottom is all wrong. Should be this:

https://lemmynsfw.com/pictrs/image/3df63745-201a-46b4-839c-f20093a421b6.jpeg

needthosepylons , (edited )
@needthosepylons@lemmy.world avatar

Ah yes, I often shit while I shit.

sag OP ,

Yea, Me too

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

I don’t. What’s wrong with you?

ByteJunk ,
@ByteJunk@lemmy.world avatar

We ingest proper amounts of fiber in our diets.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

I haven’t stopped shitting for the last… checks watch twenty two years. Any combo is nice. The triple is a beaut

DJDarren ,

checks community

Yep, we’re in the right place, boys.

Bruncvik ,
@Bruncvik@lemmy.world avatar

The picture doesn’t do justice to the evil that is sharting. Especially in the middle of a long run.

Sam_Bass ,

Tis better to be pissed off than pissed on

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

That’s a matter of opinion.

stoicmaverick ,

Do it again, but include sneezing this time.

jballs ,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Then add cumming

scytale ,

If you fart and sneeze at the same time, your body takes a screenshot.

wabafee ,
@wabafee@lemmy.world avatar

Core memory

Blackmist ,

But there’s a small chance of it making a printout on your underpants.

lowleveldata ,

Where is the case where I’m being efficient and do everything in 1 go?

justme ,

That is the entire second row about

Venat0r ,

It’s off the charts.

FozzyOsbourne ,

This man’s parts send his sharts off the charts

Sparky ,
@Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

What like brushing your teeth or showering?

Lime66 ,

So pissing while farting sucks but farting while pissing is OK?

Eccitaze , (edited )
@Eccitaze@yiffit.net avatar

Do you drop trou and stand in front of a toilet every time you need to toot the flesh whistle?

Amir , (edited )
@Amir@lemmy.ml avatar

Yeah the top one is accidental so if you’re farting you’re probably still wearing your pants

cheddar ,
@cheddar@programming.dev avatar

I always put down my pants when I fart.

DJDarren ,

Farting in the office must be doubly awkward.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

and aim at the ceiling. we call that room “pollock’s corner”

OneWomanCreamTeam ,

Same for shitting/pissing.

twinnie ,

I honestly think I’d rather shit myself while farting than piss myself. If you shit yourself you can hide it and clean up. If you piss yourself everyone can see.

ajoebyanyothername ,

I feel like you’re overestimating your ability to subtly shit yourself.

wreckedcarzz ,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

And the smell. And the potential liquid.

jballs ,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah, sharts aren’t exactly known for being a solid log.

Blackmist ,

Nobody shits themselves with a solid.

BilboBargains ,

Shitting turns out to be the most hazardous activity of the trifecta.

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world avatar

Stop pretending like you don’t fart when you pee, there’s no shame in it. That’s typically the time to moan, if you’re going to do it.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

All while you’re looking your urinal neighbor straight in the eye.

Mercury ,

Relevant username

robocall ,
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

This is well thought out

MossyFeathers ,

Personally, I’d find it very concerning if I went to piss and farts started coming out instead.

WalrusDragonOnABike ,

If you hold farts in till you go to the restroom, its a natural time they’ll come out as you relax while peeing.

PineRune ,

Wouldn’t the fart bubbles make the pee go everywhere? Like air bubbles in a garden hose when you first turn it on.

JoeyHarrington ,

No the farts actually assist with urine release from the urethra. It’s healthy.

Alcatorda ,

What? Do your farts come from the same hole as your pee? Because that ain’t normal

MossyFeathers ,

But farts aren’t supposed to come out of your pee hole.

…Right?

0x0 ,

Urethrarts are dangerous, consult a doctor

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

What am I supposed to say, “Doctor, I pee carbonated.”

MossyFeathers ,

Imagine if poop came out.

0x0 ,

No, I don’t think I will

DJDarren ,

Not with that attitude.

WalrusDragonOnABike ,

What does pee holes have to do with it. It’s just about relaxing the muscles in the area that were holding the farts and pee so the farts come out too.

MossyFeathers ,

I said that I’d be very concerned if I pissed and farts started coming out instead. Like, I went to pee but farts came out of my urethra.

ArcaneSlime ,

Iirc that’s called a Fistula.

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