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CameronDev ,

My parents car ran out of honk, but a honk transplant fixed it

Aurenkin ,

worried goose noises

moistclump ,

Don’t worry they only use a hunk of the deceased that previously consented to honk transplants.

nebulaone ,
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If we learn how to convert honk into energy, we will have unlimited electricity.

deranger ,

That’s what microphones do.

gravitas_deficiency ,

Blinker fluid is another one a lot of people forget to check

JizzmasterD ,

Don’t worry, Canada is prepared to provide an endless honk supply should anyone be running low. 🪿🪿

disguy_ovahea ,

You should never let your horn fluid go below a quarter tank. It can draw up the sediment at the bottom and damage the pump.

ricdeh ,
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Horn fluid? What is this, the stone age?

ignotum ,

What do you use mr future person? Horn gas? Horn plasma?

Sparky ,
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What steam punk yee ass people are you… It’s the electric age you bafoons /s

ulterno ,
@ulterno@lemmy.kde.social avatar

What/s the 's for?
Of course we use the horn battery.

Sparky ,
@Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I added it mainly to insure myself against people who get offended after not understanding a joke

ulterno ,
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But it is the electric age!!

bstix ,

How much electricity do you even have?

Fisch ,
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3, at least

xlash123 ,
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Similar story with blinker fluid

21Cabbage ,

I would hate to try to do it but I imagine the horn does wear out eventually. I myself have maybe used the ‘start a fight with strangers’ button on my car a dozen times in my life, so no personal experience. If I still talked to my sister I could ask her, she drives like it’s GTA:Nebraska and expects everyone else on the road to do the same.

perviouslyiner ,

Some bicycles can run out of honk

ChaoticNeutralCzech ,

This is false. Cars for sale in India need to be made with 3x more honk because the standard package would run out too soon.

MrJameGumb ,
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This caricature of George Bush disagrees

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