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troglodytis ,

Jesus!

Blackout ,

When you're least expecting it... I will be there. Watch your back... for the tickle monster. And his knife... of love

Mordred_85 ,

Poor boy, in addiction to have a questionable reasoning father now he’s on Lemmyshitpost and who knows where else. That adds up to the senile problems

Mordred_85 ,

Plus his father his making not so veiled treaths to his life.

wesker ,
@wesker@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Are you treathening me?

Mordred_85 ,

Don’t know, I’m just counting someone days

feedum_sneedson ,

You said “in addiction”.

AutomaticUpdates ,
@AutomaticUpdates@monero.town avatar

Who isn’t

Rolando ,

Chazz : Mind-bottling, isn’t it?

Jimmy : Did you just say mind-bottling?

Chazz : Yeah, mind-bottling. You know, when things are so crazy it gets your thoughts all trapped, like in a bottle?

kambusha ,

I believe that’s a threat sandwich.

tyler ,

Might not be a native English speaker.

Mordred_85 ,

Could be right, but there’s google translate. If he’s posting in English seldom then better use it.

NateSwift ,

If he’s posting in English seldom then better use it

The irony of being a dick about someone’s English and fucking it up yourself

Mordred_85 ,

Hey, it checks on google translate. I’m no English speaking either

SendMePhotos ,

I did not attain negative vibe from that post.

SilentObserver ,

2022 years ago? So this must be Christ reincarnated.

Lost_My_Mind ,

No no. Jesus was born on 0AD. This kid was born on 2AD. Jesus would have been 2 years old, so he hadn’t yet died.

Whats more concerning, is this is being posted by one of the kids parents. Which means THEY were born sometime in BCE. Which means they were alive and old enough to have kids when Jesus was born.

WHY ARE THEY NOT REVEALING THEIR TRICKS OF IMMORTALITY???

And also, why are they threatening their kids life?

lugal ,

The disturbing answer to both of your questions is drinking blood of children keeps you young. It’s all about adrenochrome and you can but shouldn’t google it

Lost_My_Mind ,

So THAT’S why republicans want to ban abortion, and why mitch mcconnell just WON’T die already.

lugal ,

“We will raise your kid”, sure you will “raise” them

Lost_My_Mind ,

Raise them right into their mouth.

Aedis ,

Raise as in how you raise a wine glass to drink from it afterwards.

boonhet ,

I thought Jesus was born a few years after his official birth year though?

Lost_My_Mind ,

About 34 years later, yeah. But it was also 40 days after his death. Making Jesus a zombie. Or, alternatively, it makes religion as a whole self admitted bullshit. Your call, christians.

Anyolduser ,

Lolwut

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Damn. That kid is fucking oooooold!

henfredemars ,

He looks so young for his age.

ignotum ,

He doesn’t look a day past 80

wesker ,
@wesker@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

His days are numbered, though.

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