Some of mine float. Others don’t. One time I shit for 30 minutes. Really crapped it out. Then I stand up, and the bowl is clean!!! I go to wipe, and there’s no poo!!! What the hell was I expelling for 30 minutes???!!!
Funniest shit is that this is basically how IT was eventually defeated. By being ridiculed and laughed at. Well, that and a preteen orgy (“no, it was a train!”, yes I know).