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474D ,

Do… do I need to see a doctor? It floats?

Lost_My_Mind ,

Some of mine float. Others don’t. One time I shit for 30 minutes. Really crapped it out. Then I stand up, and the bowl is clean!!! I go to wipe, and there’s no poo!!! What the hell was I expelling for 30 minutes???!!!

whostosay ,

Username checks out

Catoblepas ,

Poop will sink unless it has enough fiber, gas, or fat (all lighter than water) in it to make it buoyant. Sinking is the norm for me.

MissJinx ,
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Burned to death. The end

samus12345 ,
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“Is that supposed to be insulting? I live in a sewer, Georgie!”

Kyrgizion ,

Funniest shit is that this is basically how IT was eventually defeated. By being ridiculed and laughed at. Well, that and a preteen orgy (“no, it was a train!”, yes I know).

MeatPilot ,
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The orgy thing was less effective with my IT. Told us to get dressed and clean out our desks instead.

creditCrazy ,
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How to out monster the monster step one:

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