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Kit ,

Mood.

NegativeInf ,

Which one?

Cadeillac ,
@Cadeillac@lemmy.world avatar

Yes

Fuck_u_spez_ ,

đŸ§č

Banichan ,
@Banichan@dormi.zone avatar

Lifelong? You could of set that up at any time!

Lemminary ,

You’re right. Lemme call some people


Apytele , (edited )

As someone into this, you have to find men who are respectful enough to stop if things are moving too fast or you’re not lubed up enough yet, and that’s difficult for a bunch of different but interrelated reasons, one of them just being that finding multiple trustworthy people is just statistically less likely than finding one trustworthy person even before you factor in gender dynamics.

I’ve noticed even the most sexually respectful men have at least a tiny pain kink, even if it’s just a little bit of an “oof” or squeak from going in too hard or fast because it makes them feel like their dick is bigger. 90% of the time that’s not really a problem (and sometimes you really do just want to get fucking pounded and feel that stretch so it works out for everybody) but a first DP really needs to be taken slow. And that’s even just from a logistics standpoint and even if you’ve practiced with dildos because you can put a dildo at any angle you damn well please but a dick is attached to a wholeass person that has their own comfort needs including what angles can be held and for how long.

So you need to find men you trust enough to not get carried away and be constantly checking in even nonverbally that your body is relaxed and you’re not wincing or moaning in the wrong way despite the fact that they’re doing this absolutely wild and taboo act and it’s hard to find one guy like that, and generally men that care that much about your wellbeing are also the men who are staying around for a long-term relationship, and THOSE men are almost to a man monogamous. So you can almost definitely find one guy that’s willing to go slow enough for anal to be enjoyable, or to insert a dildo into your vagina or anus while also fucking you but the guys who are respectful enough for that to actually be enjoyable are rarely the ones who want to share. Last time I was even in a threeway it was the dude that wound up getting doubled so like.

loie ,

Did not expect to learn this today.

Or any day really but definitely not today

jballs ,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

This guy gal fucks.

Apytele , (edited )

A shocking number of women are just absolute fucking freaks once you remove the consequences of being a freak, namely both intentional and unintentional physical injury, but also social consequences and unwanted pregnancy. Because I’m so open about this kind of thing I actually get a lot of women asking for advice on stuff like anal or restraints. Those women are out there, and dare I say even common, they just have to feel safe enough to let that shit out. When you make sure it’s completely her choice and she knows you’ll do everything in your power to make sure it doesn’t hurt and she’ll have the utmost privacy and won’t be forced to carry an unwanted pregnancy you might be shocked what many women will even ask to do.

TL;DR: all the weird dudes throughout history just running hogwild with rampant control / domination fetishes primarily distributed through religious extremism ruined sex for the rest of you. I was raised by fundies and a buuunch of them are hiding some pretty wild kinks under all that Bible thumping. The dude who was advocating for mutilating baby penises and made most of his money selling breakfast cereal also invented a special chair for blasting several gallons of yogurt up your butt over the course of just a few minutes, and somehow all in the name of sexual purity.

peopleproblems ,

No, no I just pretty much ruined sex for me by myself. Thanks for trying to cheer me up though.

Fuck_u_spez_ ,

Have you tried blasting yogurt up your butt?

peopleproblems ,

I don’t think I want to know. Personally I’d rather things stay out

figjam ,

I mean, don’t knock til you try it?

hakunawazo ,

Not on the first date.

Banichan ,
@Banichan@dormi.zone avatar

https://dormi.zone/pictrs/image/ed954755-a300-44e3-888d-65e5b8d771f2.jpeg

Apytele ,

it’s ok the 50+ other people did

pyre ,

do you set out to look dumber with every content or is it just happenstance?

KyuubiNoKitsune ,

Damn, reading this makes me feel lucky to be part of a kink/sex community that has a lot of respectful guys. I wanna do it but I’ve not done anal even, so we shall see.

Mr_Blott ,

It’s “could have”, amigo. Never, ever “could of”

Wait, unless you want to say “Could ‘of’ be the word you’re looking for?”

Ok in that one case. But that needs the little quote mark thingies. So no, never, ever “could of”

Banichan ,
@Banichan@dormi.zone avatar

Obvious troll is obvious

EvilCartyen ,

Man’s helping you not look stupid and you’re calling him a troll, amigo.

Etterra ,

Well I hope she enjoys being a slut while she can because she sure ain’t getting healthcare for the STDs she gonna catch.

Pieverson ,

Yikes

Harvey656 ,

I bet your fun at parties.

FelixCress ,

His wife is.

blindbunny ,

Somebody’s jealous

LainTrain ,

No need to be so jealous and insecure bro, just because you’re not getting fucked doesn’t mean you’re a lesser human being or less valid as a person. We don’t measure human worth in penis.

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