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capt_wolf ,
@capt_wolf@lemmy.world avatar

Earth: Yo! Anyone DTF? Sends unsolicited dick pics

Universe: Ew… No… Blocked.

Fermi couldn’t have come close to guessing the real “Great Filter” had something to do with an app called Snapchat…

gedaliyah ,
@gedaliyah@lemmy.world avatar

Brilliant pun on “filter” btw 😂

cmgvd3lw ,

The whole universe is censored. Matrix anyone?

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Make sure to have an arrow pointing at the butt with the label “probe goes here.”

saltesc ,

They’re already on Voyager.

SnokenKeekaGuard OP ,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

No I’m using jerboa

dumbass ,
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

What setting do I need to toggle for that?

ch00f ,

Specifically this one which I find especially haunting:https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c5997de8-8a9e-415d-9ee3-c2e4585003b8.jpeg

Like not only are we intelligent life, we look like this, and we look like this on the inside, and we have technology that can see ourselves on the inside. And we just thought you’d find that neat.

modifier ,

Have you seen us? We’re pretty fucking sexy.

RecluseRamble ,

Depends where you look. I’m at Wallmart, so…

ThePyroPython ,

Damn, there be some horny-ass Captain-Kirk-wannabe astronomers out there.

northendtrooper ,

Taking dick pics to a galactic scale.

stupidcasey ,

Have you seen Star Trek? The entire point to boldly go where no man has gone before is to boldly cum where no man has came before.

TLDR, nerds be horny.

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