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MaxPow3r11 ,

youtu.be/8lgLYGBbDNs

werefreeatlast ,

And again, let’s talk about social security, with Folgers, social security can’t fail. Social security will wake up every day to the gree aroma of Folgers coffee and Folgers coffee will bring up it’s game! With Folgers coffee and honey nut Cheerios, well also fix all of our homeless. Honey nut Cheerios and Folgers for breakfast give the homeless the energy they need to get thru their day.

slurpeesoforion ,

Needs more slurring and made up words. I give it a B-.

werefreeatlast ,

Oh I wasn’t trying to impersonate the president this time. That’s illegal. Right? I mean I had this big big guy come up to me this morning, crying the big guy. He says, to me: daddy can you pass me the honey nut Cheerios please and Folgers. I’ll never forget right? Because he was saying it. And when I heard it. When I heard it, it was big to me. Big news like Hilary’s emails.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Folger’s missed a great opportunity when coffee enemas became a fad. Slogan could have been “The best part of waking up, is Folger’s up your butt.”

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

Chock full o’Butts

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world avatar

Starbutts and Donkin’ could get in on it.

DancingBear ,

Inflation!

Pandantic ,
@Pandantic@midwest.social avatar

His handlers told him to talk about more kitchen table issues, so he brought a kitchen table.

inbeesee ,

“And don’t get me started on folding tables guys”

The crowd cheers and froths at the mouth

AA5B ,

They’re the work of the devil. They always used to say they fold, but now suddenly they’re tables? Are they tables or do they fold? Why don’t they know what they are?

inbeesee ,

Crooked folding tables is what I call em. And a lot of people will say they never stand up right. They’ll tell you, “I never trust those folding tables”. They’re losers. Total losers

FiniteBanjo ,

“I think we actually need more tax. Putty Tacks, for school teachers! And Mexico should pay for them!”

realitista ,

That’s how he gets his funding now.

MonkderVierte , (edited )

Imagine, product placement in politics!

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston ,

Dude Goya did this

Notyou ,

I kinda like it when he does this. It lets me know which products to not buy. I skip over Goya when I’m looking for beans.

waterSticksToMyBalls ,

Exactly, it’s just like thin blue line bumper stickers. It lets you know who to never let merge.

mjhelto ,

Haha the only thing they had to change between 2016 and now is replacing Pence with Vance and adding an exclamation point to the slogan.

…Holy shit… Is that why they picked Vance for VP? So they could save money on signs and shirts?

asexualchangeling ,

That’s been my theory since he was announced.

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

I think they just like to avoid multisyllabic words with their base.

jpreston2005 ,

multi syllable names are for minorities, can’t get the base confused on who to hate vs idolize!

Worx ,

I’ve got some bad news for you about the name “Donald”

figjam ,

“I am told, these things are groceries”

smokebuddy ,

Price is Right pricing game looking-ass conference

Plastic_Ramses ,

hes standing next to what i eat!

hes got my vote!

lulztard ,

As a European, I genuinely laughed. Then I remembered the deteriorating effect of US bullshit on my country and cried.

neonred ,

This doesn’t look like food. More like… plastic?

4oreman ,

It’s the best part of waking up.

skeezix ,

And you thought ads weren’t effective

4oreman ,

Advertising is what makes America great again.

psycho_driver ,

covfefe in your cup

4oreman ,

It’s the best part of waking up.

RinseDrizzle , (edited )

I can never separate Folgers from the commercial parody…

Edit: For the uninitiated

smokebuddy ,

unfortunately I always think of the Manson Family murders when I hear Folgers

ninekeysdown ,
@ninekeysdown@lemmy.world avatar

That is distinctly less whimsical

konalt ,
@konalt@lemmy.world avatar

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