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primrosepathspeedrun ,

I feel like a brightly colored teddy bear that hides in your kitchen to shoot you with a memory erasure ray to change who you are as a person is the most MKULTRA thing ever.

and trust me, when someone who can’t stop thinking about that shit starts getting optimistic and looking at silver linings, people get, WAY more upset than they do when we just point out how fucked everything is. like seeing the silvery edges of the mushroom cloud is way more disturbing than the death toll.

mortalic ,

Sorry no… Just use that ray gun to blast people like Mitch McConnell and my depression will sort itself out.

coyootje ,

There’s nothing left to blast in ol’ Mitch, he’s already been running on fumes for way too long.

Etterra ,

How about not Care Bears.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

Don’t care bears

Intensive care bears

Healthcare beats

Daycare bears

Nightmare bears

ummthatguy ,
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar

Response to top section:

Rather than erase the memory and teachings of negativity, wouldn’t it be more beneficial for them to show how and why that thinking isn’t necessarily productive? Help us realize that while there are forces and consequences out of our control, we can accept that it’s part of our lives and take it in stride. Establish a dialogue and guidelines that can be passed along by others. Allow us to seek out a path for ourselves… [CARE BEAR STARE]

ALL HAIL HYPNO- I MEAN CARE BEARS!

Bottom section:

I’m for it.

Track_Shovel OP ,

A…accept? Might as well ask WW2 Japan to surrender. I am personally responsible for every little thing that has ever happened to me, no matter how tangentially related it is to my life!

Godort ,

I mean, WW2 Japan did eventually surrender.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Only after cataclysm.

randon31415 ,

But then Mists of Pandaria happened…

SexualPolytope , (edited )
@SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

It’s good that OP mentioned that it’s “furred”. Otherwise, I could’ve mistaken it for a man.

ShinkanTrain ,

I’m Ludovico Technique Bear and this is Conversion Therapy Bear

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