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victorz ,

Can’t help but think that “me drinking all the beer in my fridge as fast as possible” plays some major part in all of this… 🤨

Wogi ,

Guy I know quit his job at my company and took a much cushier part time job closer to home, and built a keg in to a fridge.

He has gained 60 pounds or so in the last year.

EleventhHour ,
@EleventhHour@lemmy.world avatar

Someone should’ve told him they actually just sell kegerators at Home Depot. He could have ordered one online.

Wogi ,

He lives out in the boonies, doubt he’s ever been inside a home Depot. He definitely doesnt order stuff online that often. Though I’m sure the guy he buys all his home improvement stuff is doing exactly that and charging him a premium.

TropicalDingdong ,

Have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in?

The duck, that is.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Don’t pass out near the mallard.

They might think you are dead, they like to rape dead things.

FreshLight ,

Be careful there, my dude! Does your neighbour frequently visit the park from where you got the duck? When was the last time you saw him there? Maybe you should observe how the duck is behaving when it thinks that you’re not around.

Just saying…

deranger ,

I used the WPA pin exploit on Backtrack r5 ages ago to get into my neighbors router when I was home on leave, then updated their routers firmware and maxed out the transmit power. I wonder if they ever noticed a better signal in their house. It was the coolest script kiddie hacking I did since getting friends to install Sub7 over AIM back in the day.

thefartographer ,

I noticed that your neighbor’s wifi appears to have COVID-19 and it should probably get itself checked out

Tixanou ,

Use the duck

Sanctus ,
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Can’t help but notice no mirrors like I suggested. Did he fill the note with alligators?

clockwork_octopus ,

I don’t see any bears in this diagram…

Atelopus-zeteki ,
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As a homebrewer, I concur. We used to keep a corporate beer or two for the guest that didn't want the carefully crafted, unflitered, organic beer. Called them 'guest beers'.

BlueLineBae ,
@BlueLineBae@midwest.social avatar

This is a beautiful diagram. You should hang it on the fridge. The one with the beer

downpunxx ,

that's gonna punch a hole right through the firewall, and then he's fucked

HenriVolney ,

Looks a lot like the war between the Shadoks and the Gibis.

lemmur ,

Rel

son_named_bort ,

Your neighbor needs to use Bonzi Buddy to get the beer, what is he even doing?

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