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rotkehle ,

in Germany it’s the other way around.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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…the road lays a load upon you?

superkret ,

Wie der Führer sitz ich hier
Die braunen Massen unter mir

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

In diesem Klo da wohnt ein Geist, der jedem in die Eier beißt.

Mich hat er nicht gebissen, ich hab ihm auf den Kopf geschissen.

superkret ,

Ich kenne das mit “In diesem Klo, da wohnt ein Geist, der jedem, der zu lange scheißt, von unten in die Eier beißt.”

nailbar ,

Here’s some toilet poetry I read once:

Some come here too sit, think, and write on the walls. I come here too shit, stink, and scratch my hairy balls.

nifty ,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

It’s the same person, they wrote on both walls

thesporkeffect ,

Here I sit, all broken-hearted

nilaus ,

Thought I’d shit, but only farted

dafungusamongus ,
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Tried to shit, but only farted

then_three_more ,

Paid a penny, but only farted

superkret ,

Tried to piss, but my ass parted

OopsAllTwix ,

From a porta potty: Here I sit Tired and dirty Trying to hide Until 4:30

Aviandelight ,
@Aviandelight@mander.xyz avatar

Yea this one got a genuine laugh out of me. Poor soul.

AFreeLarryHoover ,
@AFreeLarryHoover@lemmy.world avatar

Not enough doodle cocks & swastikas.

Pantsofmagic ,

And that mobius strip style “S” thing

GBU_28 ,

It’s called the cool S. Be respectful

bobs_monkey ,

Stushi

ceenote ,

I heard it as

“In days of old,

When knights were bold

And condoms weren’t invented,

They put their socks upon their cocks

And babies were prevented.”

realitista ,

Yeah that’s the one I know, though I think it sounds nicer with the wording I know:

“A sock was placed upon the cock, And babies were prevented”

superduperpirate ,

I totally didn’t see this somewhere and start writing it on the walls in middle school:

Those who write on shithouse walls

Roll their turds into little balls

Those who read these words of wit

Eat those little balls of shit

fluxion ,

I have some questions about the events being described here, but I think its best not to ask.

GBU_28 ,

Too late, turd eater

Num10ck ,

i used to fold a paper towel into a kind of bubble box and get it wet. then i’d throw it hard onto the ceiling where it would stick for about a minute. then i would wait for it to fall on someone coming in and i’d giggle for decades about it.

solsangraal ,

public unisex bathroom: “our butts have touched <3”

itsgroundhogdayagain ,

…and the Shithouse Poet strikes again!

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