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Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian

Trade offer meme

I receive: Stupid prompts that can be fun to draw and post without CP, small fandoms I don’t know, bigotry and shit we don’t want on Lemmy

You receive: Arts based on your promts drawn by a russian alcoholic, b\w, 200x200px, with a mouse, eternally posted on the lemmyverse under your prompt

ED: I’m too sleepy-eepy so I’d continue tomorrow.

ED: Slowly working on my backlog. I’ve not thought there would be more than 3-5 anons seeing that thread, lol.

ED: Seems like I resolved all recs. Thank you all. That was fun.

Feathercrown ,

A gremlin with a bomb

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

One pipe-bomboile, table 6. Sorry for it taking too long. We have a lot of rich people to serve today.

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Feathercrown ,

Beautiful

RandomStickman ,
@RandomStickman@kbin.run avatar

Lobster

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

That’s your mobster. Don Homaridao to be exact.

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RandomStickman ,
@RandomStickman@kbin.run avatar

You went above and beyond

CaptainBasculin ,

Take a look at the karameru cat image for 5 seconds, then draw what you can remember of it

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’ve tried to figure out what’s with it having a forward-facing anus (was it a belly-button?) until my time ran out. So there it is, an irregularly placed cat anus. I believe your gods would torment you for accidentally starting my furry porn artist career.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/f9d27546-ca30-407b-88b4-2f5d2a193812.jpeg

salvaria ,

Android turtle emoji

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Caaan yooou stooop fooor aaa miiinute tooo taaalk abooout ooour looord aaand saaavior Goooooogle Chriiist?

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UxyIVrljPeRl ,

Chicken Wings!

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

You are insufferable, Ginger. Next thing you’d say is that tendies are made out of chicken too!

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/8fe48bfb-d393-4a6f-ae97-e50bc9ee281d.jpeg

Initially I thought about a chick being a WW2 pilot, an avian with metal wings making those doubting her amphibians, but chics from the Chicken Run movie arguing about enjoying food from KFC topped that without any challenge.

UxyIVrljPeRl ,

Well chickens eat egg shells

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Didn’t know that. But since birth is that stressful and demanding, it makes sense to avoid any waste and bring it back into the system. Yet, imagining a woman snatching that umbical cord like it’s bacon is… uhm… something. Sometimes double standards are okay.

UxyIVrljPeRl ,

In Peru Chicken lay blue eggs. Thats also a double standard Im okay with.

PenisWenisGenius ,

This is lemmy shitpost, so an ass taking a shit.

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Could there be an Unabomber’s Manifesto if Ted was spoiled by a fiber optics internet connection? It doesn’t make any sense, sure, but thanks to WWW you’ve read it from a place I can only dream of visiting one day. I find it’s precious that we use unbelievable technological wonders for our daily diarrhea posting.

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iiGxC ,

Self portrait

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

My hairs are greasy AF right now. Hope that wouldn’t show up on the picture.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/81c2a0c0-0552-46c1-a01f-6a1e2c4f7818.jpeg

Maven ,

A clown who is just doing this to pass the time

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

This clown passed too much time before replying.

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aggelalex ,

I wanna see the sea drowning in a man

spaghetti_hitchens ,

Maliciously drowning him or just indifferently?

aggelalex ,

I wanna see passion, an entire sea gasping for freedom in the existence and being of a human being, trying to avoid the jaws of death, while man is just indifferent to the sea’s pleas. Think the roles of a man and the sea, reversed.

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

When in the morning you are still having a lingering vision of you night’s dream while gargling in the bathroom.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/8e7872d4-3bd2-4d82-9c86-7dc77584703a.jpeg

aggelalex ,

Amazing. Thank you.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I love this thread, my insane Russian friend!

My prompt: The God of Lemmy

(I need to know who to sacrifice to.)

rob_t_firefly ,
@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world avatar

I thought you were the God of Lemmy.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I am merely her prophet.

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

That’s a tough cookie.

Without an unnecessary dive into the history of studying living bodies’ interconnectiveness and telepathic conversations that could take us into some dark places, I want to tell you about a little pet shop right around the corner. Organized like a small and comfy co-op, they are giving off pet mice to everyone interested. They do so for free, but before they give it to you, they make you know the rules, and they are as follows:

  1. Everyone can adopt their own Lemmy and pet someone’s else.
  2. Someone, even a stranger, can feed them and make them thrive, and that’s the only right way to control them.
  3. No one can stop them from eventually congregating, staying on their two feet and sharing thought in someone’s backyard.

(The untold forth rule is killing one exact mouse on sight, but that’s probably obvious.)

The sacrifice though is time. Just like their meowing arch enemies, they want your attention and care on their own terms, terms sometimes defined by other mice in their hivemind. That may be confusing at first, but this pet demigod would show you the way how to nail it.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/011be823-fd68-451b-8426-5c78ac241c00.jpeg

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

As someone who used to have two pet mice (Eloise and Agatha), this is acceptable to me.

AVincentInSpace ,

Is Amphibia mainstream enough yet? If so do Anne Boonchuy

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’m not mainstream! Not at all.

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clark ,
@clark@midwest.social avatar

Drunk Irish sailor eating a banana.

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

To fund his another adventure, this irish sailor promoted a fresh novelty: drinking shots made from frozen banana cuts. That’s not like his idea failed per se, even though he didn’t think of another way to produce them than spooning out the meat of banana and eating it himself before taking them to the freezer. But his generous soul made him give them off for free to everyone who walked by. He’s not sad that it wasn’t a working business model, but kinda afraid what many pounds of banana and booze would lead to the next time he wakes up.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/e6ff84d1-ef08-42c9-bb07-8dce84a1d7d9.jpeg

Oha , (edited )

Draw a comically large spoon.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Nothing at 200x200 px can be comically large.

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yggdraspoon, The Spoon of The Worlds

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/1c9accc6-2224-4a65-bd62-cd5c924f28bc.jpeg

Oha ,

amazing…

RandomVideos ,

A english to english translator

Wearing a hat

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Janus the Two-Faced tries to find a bridge between British and American English.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/96e418f2-ba56-4adc-8113-b854811417db.jpeg

Yokozuna ,

Taco

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

That’s our exclusive, for regulars only.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/5c442365-f056-4cae-8297-cbcd454409f2.jpeg

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